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(Heavyweight) Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber defeated Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Saturday, October 6, 2018

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 227 pounds (103 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 143 pounds (65 kilograms) is Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Censored probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Censored throws a loud left to the eye.
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+Censored takes charge with a barrage of solid blows to the mouth!!
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+Censored attacks with a pair of nice punches to the nose.
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+Censored tags Jackhamma with a pair of furious punches to the jaw!
-Censored tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but Jackhamma beats a hasty retreat.
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+Censored hits with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Censored fires a barrage of nice punches to the face!
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+Censored stuns Jackhamma with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Censored slams Jackhamma with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
+Censored clocks Jackhamma with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Jackhamma punches Censored with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
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-Censored throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Jackhamma lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Jackhamma attacks with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Jackhamma attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Jackhamma throws a cross to the face. Censored doesn't seem bothered.
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+Censored strikes with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
-Jackhamma throws a series of punches to the chest, but Censored leaps aside.
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-Censored attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Jackhamma leaps aside.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 58 of 91 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 18 of 39 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 10-9


Censored doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jackhamma doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Censored probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Jackhamma lands a right to the ribs.
-Censored attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Jackhamma steps aside and laughs.
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-Censored tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Censored strikes with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs.
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-Censored attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
-Jackhamma attempts a left jab to the head, but falls short.
-Censored attacks with a series of punches to the jaw, but Jackhamma ducks just in time.
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+Censored annoys Jackhamma with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
-Censored throws a left jab to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Jackhamma launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but Censored leaps aside.
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-Jackhamma fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Censored covers himself well.
-Censored lunges with a series of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Censored staggers Jackhamma with a series of stinging punches to the temple. Jackhamma hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Censored annoys Jackhamma with a series of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Jackhamma tosses a sweeping right to the temple. Censored covers up.
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-Censored attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but Jackhamma hides behind his gloves.
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+Censored pops Jackhamma with a pair of shots to the head.
+Censored fires a series of punches to the eye!
-Jackhamma attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but Censored hides behind his gloves.
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+Jackhamma hits with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the mouth.
-Censored attempts a left to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Censored nails Jackhamma with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
+Censored stuns Jackhamma with a barrage of heavy punches to the head. Jackhamma grimaces in pain.
+Censored grazes Jackhamma with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Censored attacks with a pair of punches to the head, but Jackhamma ducks just in time.
+Jackhamma lands a flurry of solid shots to the chest!
+Censored smashes Jackhamma with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Censored fires a volley of punches to the chest. Jackhamma shakes his head to clear it.
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+Censored nails Jackhamma with a pair of wild punches to the jaw. Jackhamma sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Censored tattoos Jackhamma with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 59 of 111 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 20 of 37 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 20-18


Censored doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Censored probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Jackhamma steps aside and laughs.
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+Jackhamma tattoos Censored with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Censored ignores it.
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+Jackhamma hammers Censored with a series of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jackhamma tags Censored with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Jackhamma throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Censored ties him up.
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+Censored smacks Jackhamma with a barrage of commanding blows to the stomach.
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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jackhamma stuns Censored with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Jackhamma throws a series of strong punches to the chest.
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-Jackhamma probes with a left jab to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Censored fires a flurry of vicious blows to the chest. Jackhamma covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 11 of 25 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 21 of 36 punches.

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 29-28


Censored doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Censored tries a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Jackhamma attempts a volley of shots to the head, but Censored stays away from it.
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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Censored tries a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Jackhamma whacks Censored with a volley of commanding punches to the face. Censored ignores it.
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+Censored belts Jackhamma with a barrage of punches to the chest! Jackhamma sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Censored attacks with a volley of solid punches to the ribs.
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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jackhamma attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye.
Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 12 of 22 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 12 of 25 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 39-37


Censored doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Jackhamma paws a pair of right shots to the chest, but Censored backs out of it.
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+Jackhamma annoys Censored with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jackhamma lands a pair of solid punches to the chest.
+Censored attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Jackhamma beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jackhamma tosses a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Censored attempts a volley of shots to the chest, but Jackhamma ducks just in time.
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-Censored throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma narrowly avoids it
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+Censored annoys Jackhamma with a volley of loud blows to the ribs. Jackhamma doesn't notice.
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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jackhamma launches a barrage of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Jackhamma drills Censored with a barrage of punches to the face. Censored sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Jackhamma attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Jackhamma charges with a series of punches to the face, but Censored covers himself well.
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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 12 of 24 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 21 of 45 punches.

Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 48-47


Censored doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Censored pounds Jackhamma with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs. Jackhamma grimaces in pain.
Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jackhamma hits Censored with a series of nice punches to the chest.
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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Censored charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Jackhamma covers himself well.
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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Censored hits Jackhamma with a light cross to the solar plexus.
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-Censored fires a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma steps aside.
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-Jackhamma probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Jackhamma whacks Censored with a series of punches to the chin. Censored quickly recovers.
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+Jackhamma throws a nasty roundhouse to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 13 of 25 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 17 of 49 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 58-56


Censored doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma looks exhausted.



ROUND 7

Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Jackhamma attempts a volley of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Jackhamma attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Censored tosses a pair of blows to the ribs!!
Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Censored rocks Jackhamma with a volley of heavy shots to the ribs.
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+Jackhamma shakes Censored with a series of light blows to the chin!! Censored ignores it.
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-Jackhamma attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Censored belts Jackhamma with a flurry of light blows to the ribs. Jackhamma doesn't notice.
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-Jackhamma attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Censored blocks.
-Censored lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 15 of 25 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 6 of 24 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 68-65


Censored doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 8

Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jackhamma charges with a barrage of punches to the face, but Censored covers himself well.
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+Censored nails Jackhamma with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Jackhamma attacks with a hook to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Jackhamma throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Censored steps aside and laughs.
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-Jackhamma paws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Censored beats a hasty retreat.
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-Jackhamma throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Censored launches a pair of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Jackhamma shakes Censored with a pair of punches to the nose. Censored doesn't seem bothered.
+Censored throws a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jackhamma tattoos Censored with a volley of wild punches to the chest. Censored sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Jackhamma fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Censored throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 15 of 24 punches, and Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 15 of 51 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 78-74


Censored doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 9

Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jackhamma smacks Censored with a series of blows to the solar plexus. Censored doesn't seem bothered.
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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jackhamma tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Jackhamma charges with a pair of punches to the head, but Censored covers himself well.
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+Censored jars Jackhamma with a series of painful punches to the chest.
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-Jackhamma tries a pair of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Jackhamma attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Censored beats a hasty retreat.
+Jackhamma solidly lands a pair of loud punches to the nose.
+Censored lands a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Censored rocks Jackhamma with a barrage of furious blows to the solar plexus!! Jackhamma doesn't seem bothered.
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+Censored annoys Jackhamma with a barrage of stinging shots to the chest.
+Censored catches Jackhamma with a pair of shots to the solar plexus. Jackhamma gets mad! Censored is jabbing and laughing! Jackhamma seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Censored doesn't even want to rest!

Jackhamma can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 3: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 4: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 5: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 7: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 8: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 3: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 4: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 5: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 7: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 8: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 3: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 4: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 5: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 6: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 7: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 8: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber wins by a technical knockout!