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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Big John's Ale by unanimous decision: 39-38, 39-37, 39-37.

Match Saturday, September 29, 2018

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 546 pounds (248 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 762 pounds (346 kilograms) is Big John's Ale!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

+Noodle rocks Big John's Ale with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Noodle lashes out with a flurry of loud punches to the nose!
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+Noodle staggers Big John's Ale with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Big John's Ale lashes out with a series of punches to the eye, but Noodle steps aside.
+Noodle hits with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
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-Noodle throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Big John's Ale fires a volley of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Noodle throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Big John's Ale narrowly avoids it
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+Noodle catches Big John's Ale with a volley of heavy punches to the chin. Big John's Ale doesn't seem bothered.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Big John's Ale scores with a series of punches to the face. Noodle quickly recovers.
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-Noodle probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Big John's Ale backs out of it.
-Noodle launches a flurry of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Big John's Ale slams Noodle with a painful jab to the eye. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
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+Big John's Ale connects with a powerful jab to the nose.
+Big John's Ale nails Noodle with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle connects with a straight right to the mouth.
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+Noodle hammers Big John's Ale with a barrage of punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 46 of 65 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 28 of 36 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Big John's Ale rocks Noodle with a cross to the temple. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Noodle rocks Big John's Ale with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
+Noodle punches Big John's Ale with a flurry of punches to the chin. Big John's Ale doesn't seem bothered.
+Noodle thumps Big John's Ale with a flurry of punches to the face.
-Big John's Ale tries a volley of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
-Noodle throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
-Noodle tries to land a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Noodle backs up Big John's Ale with a pair of mean punches to the face. Big John's Ale retreats to the far corner.
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+Big John's Ale hits Noodle with a volley of painful punches to the temple!
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-Noodle tries a volley of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Noodle throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Noodle shakes Big John's Ale with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs. Big John's Ale shakes his head to clear it.
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+Big John's Ale punches Noodle with a barrage of furious blows to the jaw.
+Big John's Ale suprises Noodle with a volley of nice punches to the eye!!
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+Big John's Ale lashes out with a barrage of nice punches to the eye.
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-Noodle tries to land a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Noodle solidly lands a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Big John's Ale hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
+Noodle whacks Big John's Ale with a off balance jab to the mouth.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 35 of 63 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 29 of 40 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

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+Big John's Ale drills Noodle with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Big John's Ale fires a volley of punches to the face, but misses.
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-Noodle tries a left to the chin, but falls short.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Big John's Ale annoys Noodle with a commanding jab to the chin.
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+Noodle pummels Big John's Ale with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Big John's Ale hits Noodle with a heavy jab to the mouth.
-Noodle probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Noodle rocks Big John's Ale with a roundhouse to the head. Big John's Ale retreats to the far corner.
-Noodle attacks with a volley of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Noodle punches Big John's Ale with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs!
-Noodle attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Big John's Ale steps aside and laughs.
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+Noodle pummels Big John's Ale with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Big John's Ale strikes with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth!
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+Noodle grazes Big John's Ale with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs. Big John's Ale gets mad!
-Noodle probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Big John's Ale ducks just in time.
+Big John's Ale takes charge with a barrage of punches to the temple!! Noodle doesn't notice.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
-Big John's Ale launches a volley of punches to the nose, but Noodle backs out of it.
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+Noodle takes charge with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye!
-Noodle fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Big John's Ale steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 30 of 63 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 26 of 38 punches.

Big John's Ale won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 29-28


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Big John's Ale remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

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+Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the temple. Big John's Ale doesn't notice.
+Big John's Ale hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Big John's Ale tags Noodle with a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Noodle launches a barrage of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Big John's Ale hits with a series of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Big John's Ale tosses a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Big John's Ale stuns Noodle with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
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-Noodle fires a volley of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Big John's Ale thumps Noodle with a nice left to the mouth.
+Big John's Ale thumps Noodle with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
-Big John's Ale throws a series of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Noodle launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Noodle fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Noodle nails Big John's Ale with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Noodle tosses a mean sweeping right to the head.
+Noodle takes charge with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
+Noodle lands a solid right to the jaw. Big John's Ale gets mad!
-Noodle lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Noodle staggers Big John's Ale with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
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-Noodle throws a straight right to the temple, but goes wide.
-Noodle fires a left right to the eye, but Big John's Ale narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 26 of 67 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 30 of 41 punches.

Big John's Ale won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Big John's Ale remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Big John's Ale 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-38


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Big John's Ale 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Big John's Ale 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!