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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Big John's Ale by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-37.

Match Saturday, September 1, 2018

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 539 pounds (244 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 774 pounds (351 kilograms) is Big John's Ale!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

-Noodle attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Noodle fires a barrage of punches to the eye!!
-Noodle throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Big John's Ale deftly avoits it.
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+Big John's Ale strikes with a volley of punches to the head.
-Big John's Ale lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Noodle tattoos Big John's Ale with a solid jab to the nose.
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+Noodle jolts Big John's Ale with a flurry of heavy punches to the face. Big John's Ale is hurt!
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+Noodle attacks with a flurry of powerful punches to the head. Big John's Ale falls against the ropes!
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+Noodle belts Big John's Ale with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
+Big John's Ale tosses a flurry of furious punches to the temple! Noodle covers up.
-Noodle probes with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Big John's Ale quickly backs away.
-Noodle probes with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Noodle attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Big John's Ale fires a roundhouse to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Noodle throws a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Big John's Ale throws a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle smashes Big John's Ale with a volley of hard punches to the stomach. Big John's Ale falls against the ropes!
+Big John's Ale pops Noodle with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 43 of 64 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 29 of 40 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

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-Noodle tries a series of right punches to the eye, but Big John's Ale quickly backs away.
-Noodle throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Big John's Ale throws a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Big John's Ale annoys Noodle with a series of loud punches to the eye.
+Big John's Ale lands a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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-Noodle attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Big John's Ale tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
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+Big John's Ale punches Noodle with a roundhouse to the temple.
-Big John's Ale throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
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-Noodle attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Big John's Ale escapes.
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+Noodle tags Big John's Ale with a volley of punches to the face. Big John's Ale grimaces in pain.
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+Noodle smashes Big John's Ale with a barrage of punches to the eye. Big John's Ale hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Big John's Ale throws a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
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+Noodle shakes Big John's Ale with a volley of loud punches to the ribs. Big John's Ale asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Noodle whacks Big John's Ale with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Big John's Ale beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 34 of 70 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 29 of 37 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

+Big John's Ale scores with a flurry of quick punches to the chin. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
-Noodle probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Noodle throws a volley of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Noodle backs up Big John's Ale with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle lashes out with a volley of stinging punches to the temple.
+Big John's Ale pounds Noodle with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle tags Big John's Ale with a jab to the face.
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+Big John's Ale fires a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Big John's Ale tags Noodle with a straight right to the jaw.
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+Big John's Ale pops Noodle with a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
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+Noodle takes charge with a volley of punches to the head!
-Noodle lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Noodle attempts a series of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Big John's Ale probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Noodle attempts a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Big John's Ale covers himself well.
+Big John's Ale connects with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple.
+Noodle suprises Big John's Ale with a pair of blows to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Big John's Ale lands a flurry of off balance punches to the temple. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Big John's Ale throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but Noodle blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 38 of 64 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 29 of 43 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.

Big John's Ale remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

+Big John's Ale fires a powerful left to the eye.
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+Big John's Ale slams Noodle with a series of painful punches to the temple. Noodle laughs!
+Noodle attacks with a sweeping right to the head.
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+Noodle hits Big John's Ale with a series of punches to the nose.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Big John's Ale fires a volley of loud punches to the jaw!
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-Noodle tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Big John's Ale solidly lands a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle probes with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale leaps aside.
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+Noodle solidly lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
+Big John's Ale lands a pair of hard punches to the head!!
+Noodle tattoos Big John's Ale with a vicious roundhouse to the mouth.
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-Big John's Ale lashes out with a roundhouse to the nose, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
+Big John's Ale drills Noodle with a commanding sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
-Noodle probes with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale ties him up.
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-Noodle paws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Big John's Ale beats a hasty retreat.
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-Noodle tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but Big John's Ale stays away from it.
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+Noodle lands a flurry of mean punches to the jaw. Big John's Ale shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 32 of 60 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 28 of 40 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36


Noodle is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.

Big John's Ale grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-37

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!