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(Toughman) Dino Slugger defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Sunday, August 19, 2018

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 320 pounds (145 kilograms) is Dino Slugger!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 539 pounds (244 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

+Slugger strikes with a flurry of punches to the temple.
Slugger lands a resounding left hook and Noodle bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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SIX
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Noodle staggers Slugger with a series of punches to the chest.
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle tosses a pair of mean punches to the chin.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle punches Slugger with a series of heavy punches to the mouth!! Slugger backpedals to his own corner.
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+Slugger hits with a flurry of blows to the chin.
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+Slugger punches Noodle with a series of punches to the face!
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+Noodle punches Slugger with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle hits with a volley of punches to the mouth. Slugger shakes his head to clear it.
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle belts Slugger with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
+Noodle solidly lands a pair of nice punches to the temple.
+Noodle tosses a quick jab to the face.
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-Slugger throws a left to the head, but Noodle stays away from it.
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+Noodle jars Slugger with a light right to the nose.
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+Slugger hits Noodle with a flurry of painful punches to the nose.
+Slugger hits Noodle with a volley of wild blows to the face.
+Noodle tattoos Slugger with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle jolts Slugger with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle hits Slugger with a series of strong punches to the face.
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+Noodle stuns Slugger with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
+Noodle grazes Slugger with a barrage of painful punches to the eye. Slugger gets mad!
+Slugger fires a flurry of blows to the chin. Noodle laughs!
+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dino Slugger landed 33 of 41 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 60 of 60 punches.

Dino Slugger won the round 10-8

Dino Slugger is winning the fight 10-8


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle punches Slugger with a jab to the nose.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle punches Slugger with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle lands a volley of punches to the face.
-Slugger throws a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
+Slugger pokes Noodle with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth. Noodle seems wobbly!
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+Noodle attacks with a series of light blows to the jaw.
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+Noodle annoys Slugger with a flurry of stinging punches to the face.
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+Slugger hits Noodle with a heavy hook to the eye.
+Noodle hammers Slugger with a series of punches to the head.
+Noodle throws a pair of painful punches to the head!
+Noodle tags Slugger with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Slugger shakes his head to clear it.
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+Noodle pounds Slugger with a barrage of strong punches to the chin!
+Noodle tattoos Slugger with a pair of hard punches to the temple.
+Slugger connects with a volley of off balance blows to the temple!
+Noodle stuns Slugger with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
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+Noodle throws a series of quick punches to the solar plexus. Slugger sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Slugger grazes Noodle with a barrage of quick punches to the face! Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
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+Slugger slams Noodle with a pair of wild shots to the head.
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+Noodle pops Slugger with a pair of stiff punches to the temple!
+Noodle pummels Slugger with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dino Slugger landed 31 of 41 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 68 of 68 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Dino Slugger is winning the fight 19-18


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

+Noodle fires a series of punches to the face. Slugger seems wobbly!
+Noodle nails Slugger with a pair of quick blows to the head.
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+Noodle grazes Slugger with a flurry of nice punches to the temple.
+Slugger suprises Noodle with a series of mean punches to the head.
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-Slugger attacks with a volley of right punches to the eye, but misses.
+Slugger lands a series of punches to the face. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle tags Slugger with a volley of wild punches to the chest. Slugger backpedals to his own corner.
+Noodle shakes Slugger with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Noodle attacks with a barrage of painful punches to the temple!
+ The fighters trade shots to the temple.
+Noodle takes charge with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Noodle fires a barrage of heavy punches to the nose!
+Noodle belts Slugger with a cross to the jaw.
+Slugger belts Noodle with a flurry of shots to the nose.
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-Noodle probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Noodle grazes Slugger with a series of commanding punches to the eye.
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger rocks Noodle with a barrage of painful shots to the head.
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+Slugger hits with a strong hook to the jaw.
+Noodle nails Slugger with a barrage of loud punches to the head. Slugger seems wobbly!
+Noodle hits with a furious jab to the head.
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+Noodle lands a flurry of punches to the head.
+Noodle hammers Slugger with a pair of nice blows to the chest. Slugger quickly recovers.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger jolts Noodle with a flurry of shots to the nose.
+Noodle takes charge with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle staggers Slugger with a barrage of solid punches to the head. Slugger doesn't notice.
+Slugger thumps Noodle with a right to the face.
Slugger lands a bone crushing left punch in the nose and Noodle hurtles to the canvas!!

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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Noodle slams Slugger with a series of commanding punches to the nose.
+Noodle punches Slugger with a barrage of nice shots to the temple.
+Slugger lands a barrage of punches to the temple.
Slugger lands a devestating blow to the temple and Noodle falls senseless!!

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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle staggers Slugger with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dino Slugger landed 34 of 38 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 70 of 80 punches.

Dino Slugger won the round 10-7

Dino Slugger is winning the fight 29-25


Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Slugger punches Noodle with a volley of stiff shots to the jaw.
+Noodle throws a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Slugger pummels Noodle with a stinging straight right to the eye!!
+Noodle connects with a volley of painful shots to the nose. Slugger sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of wild punches to the nose!!
+Noodle annoys Slugger with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
+Noodle punches Slugger with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Noodle connects with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
+Noodle pops Slugger with a series of punches to the chest. Slugger falls against the ropes!
+Noodle fires a volley of stiff punches to the stomach!
+Slugger throws a barrage of painful blows to the jaw.
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+Noodle punches Slugger with a pair of nice blows to the chest. Slugger shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle clocks Slugger with a series of punches to the head.
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+Slugger hits Noodle with a flurry of blows to the face.
Slugger lands a terrific blow to the temple and Noodle's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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FIVE
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle punches Slugger with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Slugger ignores it.
+Slugger solidly lands a flurry of punches to the head.
Slugger lands a mighty left blow to the head and Noodle is knocked off his feet!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Dino Slugger wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Dino Slugger 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Dino Slugger 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Dino Slugger 10-7

Dino Slugger wins by a knockout!