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(Heavyweight) Rockness Monster defeated Total Looser by disqualification in round 8.

Match Sunday, August 19, 2018

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 216 pounds (98 kilograms) is Rockness Monster!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 229 pounds (104 kilograms) is Total Looser!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Looser tries a series of punches to the head, but misses completely.
+Monster solidly lands a flurry of punches to the eye. Looser grimaces in pain.
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+Monster throws a series of punches to the nose.
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+Looser jars Monster with a blow to the groin! The audience is howling!
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+Monster lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
+Monster wallops Looser with a pair of strong punches to the chin.
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+Monster jolts Looser with a wild jab to the chin! Looser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Monster smacks Looser with a jab to the ribs.
+Monster hits Looser with a volley of punches to the nose. Looser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Looser fires a series of combinations to the temple, but Monster beats a hasty retreat.
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+Monster takes charge with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Monster wallops Looser with a series of powerful shots to the ribs. Looser falls against the ropes!
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-Looser launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Monster ties him up.
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+Looser annoys Monster with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
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+Monster hits with a pair of light punches to the nose.
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+Monster lands a pair of combinations to the face!
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+Monster hits with a mean roundhouse to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rockness Monster landed 55 of 55 punches, and Total Looser landed 9 of 32 punches.

Rockness Monster won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 10-9


Monster doesn't even want to rest!

Looser doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Monster grazes Looser with a heavy jab to the eye.
+Looser fires Monster with an illegal kidney punch! This is unbelievable!
+Monster fires a pair of stinging punches to the face.
+Monster attacks with a series of stinging blows to the chin. Looser ignores it.
+Monster annoys Looser with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Looser paws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Looser attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Monster rocks Looser with a heavy straight right to the eye.
+Monster attacks with a pair of light punches to the eye.
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+Monster fires a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Monster staggers Looser with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Monster punches Looser with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw. Looser is hurt!
-Looser paws a pair of combinations to the chin, but misses.
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+Looser lashes out with a pair of mean punches to the head.
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+Monster pummels Looser with a barrage of wild punches to the chin. Looser shakes his head to clear it.
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+Monster tattoos Looser with a series of wild punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rockness Monster landed 54 of 57 punches, and Total Looser landed 9 of 32 punches.

Rockness Monster won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 20-18


Monster remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Looser doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Monster hits Looser with a flurry of furious punches to the chin. Looser backpedals to his own corner.
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-Looser attacks with a straight right to the chin, but Monster stays away from it.
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-Looser fires a series of left combinations to the jaw, but Monster steps aside.
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+Monster attacks with a powerful left to the jaw.
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+Monster staggers Looser with a volley of nice punches to the eye. Looser doesn't seem bothered.
+Monster hits with a barrage of nice punches to the face!!
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+Looser nails Monster with a volley of nice combinations to the face.
-Looser tries a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Monster steps aside.
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+Monster hits Looser with a barrage of light punches to the head.
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+Monster backs up Looser with a flurry of punches to the chest. Looser falls against the ropes!
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+Looser belts Monster with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Monster tags Looser with a series of off balance punches to the ribs. Looser laughs!
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+Looser hurts Monster with a left to the face.
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-Looser launches a pair of left punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Monster hammers Looser with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Monster tosses a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Monster catches Looser with a hard jab to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rockness Monster landed 50 of 57 punches, and Total Looser landed 11 of 31 punches.

Rockness Monster won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 30-27


Monster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Looser doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Looser pokes Monster with a low blow! This is unbelievable!
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-Looser probes with a series of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Monster hammers Looser with a pair of powerful punches to the head!
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-Looser launches a pair of combinations to the face, but Monster narrowly avoids it
-Looser attempts a flurry of combinations to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Looser tries a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but Monster blocks.
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-Looser tries a right jab to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Looser grazes Monster with a pair of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Looser fires a pair of wild combinations to the chin. Monster doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rockness Monster landed 7 of 8 punches, and Total Looser landed 10 of 30 punches.

Total Looser won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 39-37


Monster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Looser doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Monster hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Monster connects with a series of painful punches to the chin!
-Looser attempts a right jab to the jaw, but Monster steps aside.
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-Looser fires a series of combinations to the face, but loses his balance.
+Monster fires a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Monster throws a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
+Monster annoys Looser with a series of furious punches to the stomach!
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+Monster lands a volley of nice punches to the eye.
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+Looser staggers Monster with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Monster rocks Looser with a furious straight right to the mouth.
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+Monster throws a pair of painful punches to the temple.
+Looser hits Monster with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
-Looser tries to land a volley of left punches to the head, but Monster ducks just in time.
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+Looser pummels Monster with a flurry of combinations to the eye.
+Monster hits with a flurry of light punches to the eye. Looser gets mad!
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+Monster tattoos Looser with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Looser tries to land a series of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Monster fires a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
+Monster fires a jab to the head!
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+Monster tags Looser with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rockness Monster landed 56 of 56 punches, and Total Looser landed 10 of 33 punches.

Rockness Monster won the round 10-8

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 49-45


Monster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Looser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Looser tries a flurry of right combinations to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Looser tries to land a flurry of combinations to the face, but Monster blocks.
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-Looser charges with a series of left combinations to the eye, but Monster beats a hasty retreat.
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+Looser jars Monster with a barrage of heavy combinations to the nose.
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+Monster wallops Looser with a heavy combination to the face.
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+Looser wallops Monster with a flurry of stinging combinations to the temple.
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-Looser launches a barrage of right combinations to the mouth, but Monster narrowly avoids it
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+Looser tags Monster with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rockness Monster landed 8 of 9 punches, and Total Looser landed 10 of 32 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 58-54


Monster is obviously tired.

Looser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Monster throws a barrage of punches to the ribs!!
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-Looser charges with a flurry of right combinations to the eye, but Monster steps aside.
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+Looser pokes Monster with a series of wild punches to the jaw. Monster sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Looser charges with a series of combinations to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Looser hits Monster with an illegal kidney punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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-Looser tries a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but Monster narrowly avoids it
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-Looser paws a left jab to the temple, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rockness Monster landed 8 of 8 punches, and Total Looser landed 10 of 33 punches.

Total Looser won the round 10-9

Rockness Monster is winning the fight 67-64


Monster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Looser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Looser probes with a volley of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Looser catches Monster with a blow to the groin! Rockness Monster pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Rockness Monster wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Monster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Looser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 2: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 3: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 4: Total Looser 10-9
Round 5: Rockness Monster 10-8
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Total Looser 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 2: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 3: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 4: Total Looser 10-9
Round 5: Rockness Monster 10-8
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Total Looser 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 2: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 3: Rockness Monster 10-9
Round 4: Total Looser 10-9
Round 5: Rockness Monster 10-8
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Total Looser 10-9

Rockness Monster wins by a foul!