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(Toughman) BOT-180118 defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by majority decision: 39-37, 39-38, 38-38.

Match Saturday, July 7, 2018

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 539 pounds (244 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 259 pounds (117 kilograms) is BOT-180118!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-180118 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bot-180118 fires a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
+Noodle whacks Bot-180118 with a straight right to the mouth.
+Bot-180118 hits with a flurry of punches to the eye!!
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+Noodle stuns Bot-180118 with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye!
+Noodle tags Bot-180118 with a volley of punches to the ribs. Bot-180118 quickly recovers.
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+Bot-180118 slams Noodle with a barrage of stiff blows to the ribs.
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+Bot-180118 pokes Noodle with a jab to the stomach.
+Bot-180118 punches Noodle with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle hits with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
+Noodle pummels Bot-180118 with a nice cross to the temple.
+Noodle whacks Bot-180118 with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
-Noodle tries to land a roundhouse to the eye, but Bot-180118 takes it in the forearms.
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+Noodle catches Bot-180118 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Noodle paws a series of punches to the eye, but Bot-180118 covers himself well.
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-Bot-180118 paws a pair of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Bot-180118 charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Noodle wallops Bot-180118 with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
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+Bot-180118 hits with a pair of commanding punches to the nose. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle punches Bot-180118 with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Bot-180118 slams Noodle with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Bot-180118 fires a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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+Bot-180118 clocks Noodle with a powerful jab to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Noodle jars Bot-180118 with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
-Bot-180118 launches a right hook to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Bot-180118 connects with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus!! Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Noodle stuns Bot-180118 with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
+Noodle takes charge with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 52 of 64 punches, and BOT-180118 landed 56 of 71 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-180118 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-180118 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bot-180118 hits with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Bot-180118 tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Noodle punches Bot-180118 with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle throws a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle pummels Bot-180118 with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Noodle hits with a series of punches to the head.
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+Noodle lashes out with a flurry of light punches to the nose!
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-Bot-180118 tries a jab to the head, but falls short.
+Noodle catches Bot-180118 with a series of solid punches to the chin!
+Noodle hits with a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle wallops Bot-180118 with a series of wild punches to the nose.
+Noodle pops Bot-180118 with a pair of quick punches to the stomach. Bot-180118 ignores it.
+Noodle pokes Bot-180118 with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-180118 throws a right jab to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Noodle attacks with a volley of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Bot-180118 suprises Noodle with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
+Noodle attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest!
+Noodle jars Bot-180118 with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
+Noodle hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-180118 drills Noodle with a quick sweeping right to the temple!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 58 of 69 punches, and BOT-180118 landed 17 of 32 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-19


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-180118 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-180118 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Noodle slams Bot-180118 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Bot-180118 fires a volley of blows to the face.
-Bot-180118 probes with a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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+Noodle attacks with a barrage of powerful punches to the face. Bot-180118 beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle tosses a flurry of quick punches to the chin!!
+Bot-180118 backs up Noodle with a flurry of punches to the eye. Noodle doesn't notice.
+Bot-180118 lands a quick straight right to the mouth!
+Noodle annoys Bot-180118 with a series of punches to the nose.
-Bot-180118 probes with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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+Bot-180118 thumps Noodle with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle throws a series of punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the face. Bot-180118 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Bot-180118 lands a volley of solid punches to the chest. Noodle seems wobbly!
+Bot-180118 tosses a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
+Noodle tattoos Bot-180118 with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Bot-180118 shakes Noodle with a series of punches to the face. Noodle gets mad!
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+ The fighters trade blows to the eye.
+Bot-180118 throws a pair of shots to the face.
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+Bot-180118 tags Noodle with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
-Bot-180118 throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but Noodle covers himself well.
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+Noodle pounds Bot-180118 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle smashes Bot-180118 with a pair of punches to the chest. Bot-180118 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bot-180118 hits Noodle with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
-Noodle probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-180118 steps aside and laughs.
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+Noodle pops Bot-180118 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Bot-180118 tosses a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle lands a volley of strong punches to the nose.
+Bot-180118 stuns Noodle with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Bot-180118 thumps Noodle with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
-Bot-180118 attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
-Bot-180118 throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Noodle backs out of it.
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+Noodle annoys Bot-180118 with a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
+Bot-180118 throws a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 54 of 59 punches, and BOT-180118 landed 70 of 95 punches.

BOT-180118 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-180118 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-180118 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Bot-180118 hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Noodle nails Bot-180118 with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Bot-180118 wallops Noodle with a pair of vicious punches to the chin!
-Bot-180118 attacks with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Bot-180118 launches a right straight right to the nose, but Noodle leaps aside.
+Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-180118 hits with a volley of painful punches to the stomach. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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+Bot-180118 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the face.
+Bot-180118 tags Noodle with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle pummels Bot-180118 with a stiff jab to the face.
-Bot-180118 tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but Noodle escapes.
-Bot-180118 charges with a left to the temple, but Noodle steps aside.
+Bot-180118 punches Noodle with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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+Bot-180118 smashes Noodle with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Noodle pummels Bot-180118 with a series of hard blows to the nose. Bot-180118 seems wobbly!
+Noodle hits Bot-180118 with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
+Noodle strikes with a flurry of solid punches to the chest! Bot-180118 laughs!
+Bot-180118 smacks Noodle with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Noodle attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Bot-180118 catches Noodle with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose.
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-Bot-180118 tries to land a sweeping right to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Bot-180118 paws a pair of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Bot-180118 hits with a volley of painful punches to the nose. Noodle covers up.
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+Noodle clocks Bot-180118 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Bot-180118 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Noodle pummels Bot-180118 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Noodle throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Bot-180118 takes it in the forearms.
+Noodle catches Bot-180118 with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye.
-Bot-180118 tries a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Noodle escapes.
+Bot-180118 smashes Noodle with a jab to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 49 of 63 punches, and BOT-180118 landed 56 of 87 punches.

BOT-180118 won the round 10-9

BOT-180118 is winning the fight 39-38


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-180118 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: BOT-180118 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: BOT-180118 10-9
Round 4: BOT-180118 10-9

Total Score: BOT-180118 39-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: BOT-180118 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: BOT-180118 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: BOT-180118 39-38


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: BOT-180118 10-9
Round 4: BOT-180118 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
BOT-180118 wins by decision!