Public Fight Report
(Super-Lightweight) Skinny Bastard defeated Commie Bastard by unanimous decision: 117-111, 115-113, 116-112.Match Thursday, June 21, 2018In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Skinny Bastard!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Commie Bastard!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Commie Bastard smashes Skinny Bastard with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
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-Skinny Bastard tries a barrage of right punches to the head, but Commie Bastard hides behind his gloves.
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+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a stiff jab to the jaw.
-Commie Bastard launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but Skinny Bastard steps aside.
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-Commie Bastard attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but Skinny Bastard covers himself well.
+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a volley of blows to the head. Commie Bastard backpedals to his own corner.
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+Skinny Bastard tattoos Commie Bastard with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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+Skinny Bastard strikes with a uppercut to the stomach.
+Skinny Bastard clocks Commie Bastard with a pair of quick punches to the nose. Commie Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Skinny Bastard scores with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Skinny Bastard hits with a quick jab to the solar plexus.
+Commie Bastard annoys Skinny Bastard with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
-Commie Bastard fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Commie Bastard thumps Skinny Bastard with a cross to the solar plexus. Skinny Bastard shakes his head to clear it.
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+Commie Bastard jars Skinny Bastard with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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+Commie Bastard tosses a nice jab to the face.
+Skinny Bastard suprises Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the face!!
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-Skinny Bastard attacks with a series of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Commie Bastard lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye, but Skinny Bastard quickly backs away.
-Commie Bastard attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Skinny Bastard ties him up.
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+Skinny Bastard tattoos Commie Bastard with a glancing right to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Skinny Bastard strikes with a left to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 54 of 75 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 34 of 66 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 10-9
Skinny Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Commie Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Skinny Bastard comes out fighting.
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Skinny Bastard tattoos Commie Bastard with a hard jab to the nose.
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+Skinny Bastard connects with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
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-Commie Bastard attacks with a volley of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Commie Bastard throws a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth!
-Skinny Bastard tries to land a left right to the jaw, but Commie Bastard blocks.
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-Commie Bastard throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Skinny Bastard hides behind his gloves.
-Commie Bastard throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Commie Bastard tries a right cross to the chin, but Skinny Bastard backs out of it.
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+Commie Bastard tosses a solid straight right to the jaw!
+Commie Bastard pummels Skinny Bastard with a stinging straight right to the nose.
+Skinny Bastard shakes Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Skinny Bastard tries to land a series of blows to the nose, but Commie Bastard covers himself well.
+Commie Bastard pokes Skinny Bastard with a pair of commanding punches to the nose. Skinny Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Commie Bastard annoys Skinny Bastard with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Skinny Bastard tattoos Commie Bastard with a barrage of stiff blows to the ribs!!
-Commie Bastard tries to land a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Skinny Bastard narrowly avoids it
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+Skinny Bastard fires a uppercut to the mouth!! Commie Bastard laughs!
-Commie Bastard tries a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Skinny Bastard hides behind his gloves.
+Commie Bastard fires a series of commanding punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 27 of 43 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 45 of 72 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Skinny Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Commie Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Skinny Bastard comes out fighting.
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Skinny Bastard probes with a pair of right blows to the face, but Commie Bastard covers himself well.
+Commie Bastard solidly lands a series of punches to the nose.
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-Commie Bastard tries a flurry of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Commie Bastard paws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard escapes.
+Skinny Bastard lands a off balance jab to the temple!!
+Skinny Bastard connects with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Skinny Bastard catches Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Commie Bastard tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard covers himself well.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard escapes.
+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Commie Bastard hits with a series of commanding punches to the head. Skinny Bastard doesn't seem bothered.
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+Skinny Bastard lands a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Commie Bastard is hurt!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Commie Bastard hits with a series of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Commie Bastard wallops Skinny Bastard with a series of loud blows to the head.
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+Commie Bastard thumps Skinny Bastard with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Skinny Bastard is hurt!
+Commie Bastard solidly lands a cross to the chin.
-Commie Bastard launches a left jab to the eye, but goes wide.
-Skinny Bastard tries a flurry of left shots to the head, but Commie Bastard leaps aside.
-Skinny Bastard attempts a barrage of right blows to the temple, but fails to score.
-Commie Bastard attempts a left left to the head, but Skinny Bastard blocks.
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+Commie Bastard drills Skinny Bastard with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Commie Bastard staggers Skinny Bastard with a furious jab to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 34 of 46 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 54 of 91 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 29-28
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Commie Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Commie Bastard attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Skinny Bastard fires a series of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Commie Bastard lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Skinny Bastard deftly avoits it.
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+Commie Bastard connects with a barrage of quick punches to the eye.
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+Commie Bastard lashes out with a series of glancing punches to the temple!
+Commie Bastard pokes Skinny Bastard with a painful jab to the face.
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-Skinny Bastard attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but Commie Bastard takes it in the forearms.
+Skinny Bastard belts Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Commie Bastard tries a sweeping right to the face, but comes up empty.
+Skinny Bastard connects with a barrage of loud blows to the jaw. Commie Bastard doesn't seem bothered.
+ The fighters trade blows to the eye.
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+Skinny Bastard hits with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Commie Bastard throws a series of furious shots to the solar plexus.
+Skinny Bastard backs up Commie Bastard with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin. Commie Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
-Commie Bastard probes with a straight right to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Skinny Bastard lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but Commie Bastard ducks just in time.
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+Skinny Bastard nails Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Skinny Bastard lands a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Skinny Bastard nails Commie Bastard with a barrage of shots to the face.
+ The fighters swap blows to the head.
+Skinny Bastard staggers Commie Bastard with a series of blows to the jaw.
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+Commie Bastard annoys Skinny Bastard with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
-Commie Bastard throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Skinny Bastard throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Commie Bastard whacks Skinny Bastard with a barrage of solid punches to the head.
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-Commie Bastard charges with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Commie Bastard lands a barrage of solid punches to the face.
+Commie Bastard pounds Skinny Bastard with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 47 of 64 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 42 of 82 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 39-37
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Commie Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Skinny Bastard charges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Skinny Bastard tries to land a series of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Skinny Bastard lands a commanding jab to the jaw.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a series of glancing punches to the nose.
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-Skinny Bastard lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but Commie Bastard backs out of it.
-Commie Bastard tries to land a left jab to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Commie Bastard hits Skinny Bastard with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Skinny Bastard nails Commie Bastard with a commanding jab to the jaw.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Skinny Bastard throws a series of commanding punches to the head.
+Skinny Bastard tattoos Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Commie Bastard hits Skinny Bastard with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a pair of solid punches to the face.
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-Skinny Bastard throws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Commie Bastard ducks just in time.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 40 of 65 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 15 of 32 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 48-47
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Commie Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Commie Bastard lands a roundhouse to the stomach. Skinny Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Skinny Bastard grazes Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the temple!
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+Skinny Bastard attacks with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
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+Skinny Bastard annoys Commie Bastard with a left to the jaw.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a hard jab to the chin.
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+Commie Bastard fires a barrage of wild punches to the mouth.
+Commie Bastard annoys Skinny Bastard with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Commie Bastard throws a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Commie Bastard drills Skinny Bastard with a barrage of punches to the chin! Skinny Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Skinny Bastard fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Commie Bastard leaps aside.
+Skinny Bastard suprises Commie Bastard with a flurry of quick punches to the face!!
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+Skinny Bastard suprises Commie Bastard with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
-Commie Bastard tries a straight right to the stomach, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
+Commie Bastard fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Skinny Bastard probes with a cross to the face, but to no avail.
+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a volley of loud punches to the face.
-Skinny Bastard attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Skinny Bastard smacks Commie Bastard with a mean jab to the chin! Commie Bastard retreats to the far corner.
-Commie Bastard tries to land a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard ties him up.
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-Commie Bastard tries a right straight right to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Commie Bastard throws a barrage of vicious punches to the chin! Skinny Bastard quickly recovers.
+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a volley of shots to the eye!
+Commie Bastard tags Skinny Bastard with a flurry of shots to the chest.
-Skinny Bastard lashes out with a pair of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a left cross to the head, but to no avail.
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-Commie Bastard attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
-Commie Bastard attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Skinny Bastard covers himself well.
-Commie Bastard throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Skinny Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
+Skinny Bastard throws a volley of light punches to the eye!!
+Commie Bastard fires a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
-Skinny Bastard lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Commie Bastard takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters trade shots to the jaw.
+Commie Bastard connects with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Commie Bastard hammers Skinny Bastard with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach! Skinny Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 42 of 65 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 42 of 85 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 58-57
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a pair of quick punches to the eye.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a right sweeping right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Skinny Bastard rocks Commie Bastard with a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Commie Bastard tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but Skinny Bastard ties him up.
+Commie Bastard tattoos Skinny Bastard with a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
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+Commie Bastard whacks Skinny Bastard with a straight right to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Skinny Bastard lunges with a right right to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Commie Bastard pummels Skinny Bastard with a barrage of punches to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Commie Bastard jars Skinny Bastard with a nice jab to the solar plexus.
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-Commie Bastard attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but Skinny Bastard quickly backs away.
-Skinny Bastard launches a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Commie Bastard backs out of it.
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+Commie Bastard strikes with a pair of punches to the nose. Skinny Bastard seems wobbly!
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+Skinny Bastard hits with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus. Commie Bastard grimaces in pain.
-Commie Bastard lunges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Skinny Bastard escapes.
+Skinny Bastard tosses a wild right to the face!
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-Commie Bastard lunges with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Skinny Bastard drills Commie Bastard with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. Commie Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Commie Bastard probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Skinny Bastard smacks Commie Bastard with a pair of nasty punches to the face. Commie Bastard laughs!
+Skinny Bastard attacks with a series of commanding punches to the mouth. Commie Bastard ignores it.
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+Commie Bastard whacks Skinny Bastard with a volley of punches to the face.
-Commie Bastard throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Commie Bastard connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Commie Bastard rocks Skinny Bastard with a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Commie Bastard scores with a glancing left to the mouth.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Skinny Bastard attacks with a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 65 of 81 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 46 of 79 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Skinny Bastard pummels Commie Bastard with a barrage of nasty shots to the ribs!!
+Commie Bastard tosses a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Commie Bastard charges with a volley of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
-Skinny Bastard probes with a flurry of shots to the face, but misses completely.
+Commie Bastard lands a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Skinny Bastard hits with a pair of loud punches to the mouth. Commie Bastard backpedals to his own corner.
-Commie Bastard tries to land a flurry of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Skinny Bastard lands a off balance jab to the chin. Commie Bastard laughs!
+Skinny Bastard grazes Commie Bastard with a flurry of quick punches to the head. Commie Bastard backpedals to his own corner.
+Skinny Bastard solidly lands a pair of punches to the ribs. Commie Bastard is hurt!
+Commie Bastard punches Skinny Bastard with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Commie Bastard lashes out with a series of left punches to the head, but Skinny Bastard escapes.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a sweeping right to the chest, but Skinny Bastard hides behind his gloves.
+Skinny Bastard fires a straight right to the temple. Commie Bastard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Skinny Bastard strikes with a flurry of furious punches to the chin. Commie Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
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+Skinny Bastard jolts Commie Bastard with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
-Commie Bastard attempts a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Commie Bastard lashes out with a jab to the temple, but Skinny Bastard steps aside.
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+Commie Bastard hits with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
-Commie Bastard attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Skinny Bastard deftly avoits it.
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-Commie Bastard throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Commie Bastard hits with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a series of commanding punches to the chin.
-Commie Bastard probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Skinny Bastard attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Commie Bastard hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose!!
-Commie Bastard lunges with a left to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Commie Bastard throws a series of punches to the temple, but Skinny Bastard deftly avoits it.
+Commie Bastard hits Skinny Bastard with a jab to the face. Skinny Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Skinny Bastard throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Skinny Bastard pokes Commie Bastard with a series of punches to the temple.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 63 of 74 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 45 of 102 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 77-76
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Skinny Bastard throws a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
+Skinny Bastard grazes Commie Bastard with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a straight right to the head.
+Skinny Bastard attacks with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Commie Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
+Commie Bastard stuns Skinny Bastard with a pair of light punches to the head.
+Skinny Bastard solidly lands a hard right to the head.
+Commie Bastard suprises Skinny Bastard with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
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-Commie Bastard tries a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a jab to the jaw.
+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
+Skinny Bastard slams Commie Bastard with a series of painful shots to the solar plexus.
-Commie Bastard charges with a flurry of left shots to the chin, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
-Commie Bastard lunges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Commie Bastard probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Commie Bastard launches a pair of left blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Skinny Bastard backs up Commie Bastard with a sweeping right to the chest. Commie Bastard quickly recovers.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Commie Bastard suprises Skinny Bastard with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Commie Bastard tries to land a left right to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard covers himself well.
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+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
-Commie Bastard attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Commie Bastard charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard steps aside.
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-Commie Bastard attacks with a series of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Commie Bastard hits with a flurry of nice shots to the ribs. Skinny Bastard retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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-Skinny Bastard throws a roundhouse to the head, but fails to score.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
+Commie Bastard hits Skinny Bastard with a volley of punches to the nose. Skinny Bastard backpedals to his own corner.
-Commie Bastard throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but Skinny Bastard stays away from it.
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+Commie Bastard attacks with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Skinny Bastard attacks with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
-Commie Bastard attempts a left left to the face, but fails to score.
+Commie Bastard pummels Skinny Bastard with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs!
-Commie Bastard tries to land a series of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 64 of 75 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 46 of 105 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 87-85
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Commie Bastard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Skinny Bastard smashes Commie Bastard with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Skinny Bastard lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Skinny Bastard throws a volley of punches to the head. Commie Bastard asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a left straight right to the eye, but Skinny Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Commie Bastard lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a volley of quick punches to the head.
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+Skinny Bastard nails Commie Bastard with a jab to the mouth.
-Skinny Bastard attacks with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Commie Bastard leaps aside.
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+Skinny Bastard fires a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
+Skinny Bastard pummels Commie Bastard with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Skinny Bastard pounds Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Commie Bastard probes with a left jab to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Skinny Bastard tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Commie Bastard clocks Skinny Bastard with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Skinny Bastard connects with a stiff straight right to the chest. Commie Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a barrage of nasty blows to the head.
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+Commie Bastard takes charge with a volley of punches to the nose!! Skinny Bastard grimaces in pain.
-Commie Bastard fires a flurry of right punches to the face, but Skinny Bastard backs out of it.
+Commie Bastard hits Skinny Bastard with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
+Skinny Bastard slams Commie Bastard with a barrage of light punches to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 52 of 79 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 13 of 39 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 97-94
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Skinny Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Commie Bastard attacks with a volley of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Commie Bastard lands Skinny Bastard with an elbow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Commie Bastard punches Skinny Bastard with a flurry of nasty blows to the face.
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-Skinny Bastard throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but Commie Bastard backs out of it.
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+Skinny Bastard pummels Commie Bastard with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs!!
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-Commie Bastard probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard leaps aside.
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-Commie Bastard fires a series of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Commie Bastard throws a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw. Skinny Bastard seems wobbly!
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+Skinny Bastard jars Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 13 of 23 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 13 of 42 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 106-104
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Skinny Bastard lands a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Commie Bastard ignores it.
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-Commie Bastard fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Skinny Bastard nails Commie Bastard with a volley of off balance punches to the chest. Commie Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Skinny Bastard hammers Commie Bastard with a flurry of punches to the temple! Commie Bastard ignores it.
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+Skinny Bastard throws a pair of strong punches to the head.
+Skinny Bastard catches Commie Bastard with a quick jab to the eye.
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+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a strong jab to the eye.
+Skinny Bastard throws a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Commie Bastard smacks Skinny Bastard with an illegal rabbit punch! The audience is howling!
+Skinny Bastard backs up Commie Bastard with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
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+Skinny Bastard whacks Commie Bastard with a hard sweeping right to the chin.
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-Commie Bastard launches a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Skinny Bastard stays away from it.
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+Skinny Bastard lands a pair of nasty punches to the chin!!
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+Commie Bastard lashes out with a flurry of stinging punches to the face.
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+Skinny Bastard smashes Commie Bastard with a series of light punches to the temple.
-Commie Bastard paws a jab to the nose, but misses.
+Skinny Bastard scores with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Skinny Bastard throws a pair of punches to the eye, but Commie Bastard steps aside and laughs.
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+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Skinny Bastard throws a pair of punches to the mouth. Commie Bastard asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 60 of 73 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 11 of 34 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 116-113
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 8: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 9: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 10: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Skinny Bastard 117-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 8: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 9: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 10: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Skinny Bastard 115-113
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 8: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 9: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 10: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Skinny Bastard 116-112
Skinny Bastard wins by decision!
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