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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, June 16, 2018 In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 539 pounds (244 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 259 pounds (117 kilograms) is BOT-171701!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bot-171701 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... -Bot-171701 lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air. ... + The fighters exchange punches to the jaw. +Noodle grazes Bot-171701 with a volley of hard punches to the chest. ... ... ... ... -Bot-171701 paws a right jab to the temple, but Noodle ducks. -Bot-171701 attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Noodle ties him up. +Noodle pokes Bot-171701 with a volley of solid punches to the temple. +Bot-171701 belts Noodle with a volley of light punches to the stomach. ... ... +Bot-171701 takes charge with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus. -Noodle charges with a left straight right to the ribs, but flails uselessly. -Noodle attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Bot-171701 takes it in the forearms. +Bot-171701 hits with a roundhouse to the face!! ... +Noodle lands a barrage of vicious punches to the eye. ... +Bot-171701 connects with a barrage of punches to the head. +Bot-171701 hits Noodle with a barrage of punches to the chest. +Bot-171701 pummels Noodle with a jab to the nose. ... -Noodle lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail. -Bot-171701 attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Noodle covers himself well. +Noodle shakes Bot-171701 with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs. ... +Bot-171701 catches Noodle with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw. +Bot-171701 backs up Noodle with a loud cross to the ribs!! Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" ... +Noodle solidly lands a sweeping right to the nose. Bot-171701 covers up. +Noodle rocks Bot-171701 with a hard sweeping right to the chest. +Noodle scores with a pair of mean punches to the nose. ... +Bot-171701 throws a pair of powerful punches to the face. Noodle doesn't notice. +Bot-171701 annoys Noodle with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw! +Bot-171701 fires a barrage of commanding punches to the eye. +Noodle hurts Bot-171701 with a volley of mean punches to the mouth! +Noodle smacks Bot-171701 with a jab to the eye. ... +Bot-171701 suprises Noodle with a pair of loud punches to the jaw. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" + The fighters swap punches to the eye. +Noodle takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chin. -Bot-171701 lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Noodle covers himself well. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 48 of 64 punches, and BOT-171701 landed 48 of 71 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9 Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting! Bot-171701 doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bot-171701 is using the ring. (using the ring) -Bot-171701 attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but Noodle steps aside and laughs. +Bot-171701 lashes out with a series of nice punches to the head. Noodle gets mad! +Noodle tosses a flurry of punches to the temple. +Noodle takes charge with a pair of punches to the nose. +Noodle throws a barrage of mean punches to the chin. ... ... -Bot-171701 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty. + The fighters swap shots to the jaw. +Bot-171701 thumps Noodle with a series of stinging shots to the jaw. Noodle backpedals to his own corner. +Noodle backs up Bot-171701 with a jab to the chin. ... ... -Noodle attempts a straight right to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively. ... ... +Bot-171701 shakes Noodle with a barrage of punches to the ribs. +Bot-171701 belts Noodle with a strong jab to the face. Noodle seems wobbly! +Bot-171701 attacks with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle hits with a stiff right to the nose. Bot-171701 ignores it. ... +Noodle throws a barrage of loud punches to the nose. Bot-171701 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. -Noodle probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty. +Bot-171701 suprises Noodle with a heavy roundhouse to the temple! Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?" +Noodle backs up Bot-171701 with a series of light punches to the face. Bot-171701 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... -Bot-171701 throws a jab to the head, but Noodle covers himself well. ... ... ... -Bot-171701 attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Noodle ducks just in time. -Bot-171701 probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air. -Bot-171701 probes with a volley of punches to the face, but misses. ... +Bot-171701 hammers Noodle with a volley of furious punches to the face. Noodle beats a hasty retreat. +Bot-171701 tattoos Noodle with a pair of punches to the chest. +Noodle grazes Bot-171701 with a flurry of punches to the head. +Bot-171701 hits with a volley of solid punches to the face. +Bot-171701 drills Noodle with a volley of commanding punches to the face. Noodle retreats to the far corner. +Bot-171701 punches Noodle with a quick jab to the mouth. ... ... +Noodle pops Bot-171701 with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye. + The fighters swap punches to the eye. +Bot-171701 pokes Noodle with a series of punches to the head. Noodle covers up. ... +Noodle rocks Bot-171701 with a nasty straight right to the face. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 54 of 62 punches, and BOT-171701 landed 49 of 73 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18 Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Bot-171701 doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 3 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bot-171701 moves and jabs. (using the ring) +Noodle hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the head. +Bot-171701 throws a series of light punches to the ribs. Noodle grimaces in pain. ... +Bot-171701 hits with a loud jab to the face. +Noodle tags Bot-171701 with a flurry of punches to the nose! Bot-171701 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. -Bot-171701 throws a pair of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively. ... +Bot-171701 pokes Noodle with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin. ... ... -Bot-171701 tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but Noodle ducks. +Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the nose. ... +Bot-171701 scores with a pair of wild punches to the eye. Noodle quickly recovers. + The fighters exchange punches to the eye. +Noodle fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. -Bot-171701 throws a sweeping right to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively. +Bot-171701 stuns Noodle with a pair of vicious punches to the face! +Noodle hits with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth. +Noodle whacks Bot-171701 with a series of punches to the ribs. Bot-171701 backpedals to his own corner. ... +Noodle punches Bot-171701 with a glancing sweeping right to the temple! -Bot-171701 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat. ... ... +Noodle wallops Bot-171701 with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw!! +Bot-171701 lands a volley of punches to the temple. Noodle covers up. +Bot-171701 slams Noodle with a flurry of hard punches to the face. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" ... +Bot-171701 hits with a series of nice punches to the eye. -Noodle charges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Bot-171701 deftly avoits it. ... + The fighters swap punches to the chin. +Bot-171701 rocks Noodle with a stinging straight right to the mouth. -Bot-171701 throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but falls short. ... -Bot-171701 lashes out with a left straight right to the nose, but Noodle escapes. +Noodle hurts Bot-171701 with a series of light punches to the chin! Bot-171701 backpedals to his own corner. ... ... ... +Bot-171701 attacks with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest! +Bot-171701 fires a pair of punches to the ribs. Noodle falls against the ropes! -Bot-171701 attacks with a series of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective. +Noodle whacks Bot-171701 with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw. -Bot-171701 tries to land a volley of right punches to the temple, but only hits air. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 58 of 63 punches, and BOT-171701 landed 53 of 88 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27 Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Bot-171701 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bot-171701 moves and jabs. (using the ring) +Noodle hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the face. +Bot-171701 pops Noodle with a volley of punches to the face. +Noodle connects with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Bot-171701 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... +Bot-171701 connects with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw. Noodle is hurt! ... + The fighters swap punches to the nose. +Noodle tosses a flurry of vicious punches to the nose. Bot-171701 quickly recovers. ... +Bot-171701 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the eye!! Noodle gets mad! -Bot-171701 attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Noodle ties him up. ... +Noodle punches Bot-171701 with a volley of punches to the mouth! ... -Noodle tries a series of left punches to the eye, but Bot-171701 stays away from it. +Noodle jolts Bot-171701 with a nice jab to the temple. Bot-171701 retreats to the far corner. +Bot-171701 pokes Noodle with a barrage of light punches to the mouth. Noodle quickly recovers. + The fighters trade punches to the mouth. +Bot-171701 stuns Noodle with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Noodle gets mad! ... ... ... +Bot-171701 lands a volley of mean punches to the nose. ... +Noodle throws a straight right to the jaw. ... +Noodle tattoos Bot-171701 with a flurry of punches to the head. ... +Bot-171701 tosses a series of punches to the jaw! +Bot-171701 attacks with a wild sweeping right to the nose! ... -Bot-171701 attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Noodle covers himself well. +Noodle nails Bot-171701 with a volley of solid punches to the mouth!! -Bot-171701 throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but fails to score. ... +Noodle connects with a barrage of punches to the face. ... ... -Bot-171701 charges with a sweeping right to the face, but Noodle ducks just in time. +Bot-171701 suprises Noodle with a series of loud punches to the head. -Bot-171701 launches a left right to the face, but Noodle blocks. +Bot-171701 throws a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw. +Bot-171701 fires a volley of punches to the head. -Bot-171701 probes with a pair of left blows to the eye, but only hits air. + The fighters trade punches to the jaw. +Noodle throws a left to the chest. ... +Noodle tosses a series of loud punches to the temple! BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 54 of 64 punches, and BOT-171701 landed 54 of 88 punches. BOT-171701 won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 39-37 Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Bot-171701 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: BOT-171701 10-9 Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: BOT-171701 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36 Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!