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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated BOT-171701 by majority decision: 38-38, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, June 16, 2018

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 539 pounds (244 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 259 pounds (117 kilograms) is BOT-171701!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-171701 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bot-171701 lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Noodle grazes Bot-171701 with a volley of hard punches to the chest.
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-Bot-171701 paws a right jab to the temple, but Noodle ducks.
-Bot-171701 attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Noodle ties him up.
+Noodle pokes Bot-171701 with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
+Bot-171701 belts Noodle with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
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+Bot-171701 takes charge with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
-Noodle charges with a left straight right to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Noodle attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Bot-171701 takes it in the forearms.
+Bot-171701 hits with a roundhouse to the face!!
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+Noodle lands a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Bot-171701 connects with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Bot-171701 hits Noodle with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Bot-171701 pummels Noodle with a jab to the nose.
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-Noodle lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Bot-171701 attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Noodle covers himself well.
+Noodle shakes Bot-171701 with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-171701 catches Noodle with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Bot-171701 backs up Noodle with a loud cross to the ribs!! Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Noodle solidly lands a sweeping right to the nose. Bot-171701 covers up.
+Noodle rocks Bot-171701 with a hard sweeping right to the chest.
+Noodle scores with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
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+Bot-171701 throws a pair of powerful punches to the face. Noodle doesn't notice.
+Bot-171701 annoys Noodle with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw!
+Bot-171701 fires a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
+Noodle hurts Bot-171701 with a volley of mean punches to the mouth!
+Noodle smacks Bot-171701 with a jab to the eye.
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+Bot-171701 suprises Noodle with a pair of loud punches to the jaw. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Noodle takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Bot-171701 lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Noodle covers himself well.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 48 of 64 punches, and BOT-171701 landed 48 of 71 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-171701 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-171701 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Bot-171701 attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
+Bot-171701 lashes out with a series of nice punches to the head. Noodle gets mad!
+Noodle tosses a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Noodle takes charge with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Noodle throws a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
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-Bot-171701 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+ The fighters swap shots to the jaw.
+Bot-171701 thumps Noodle with a series of stinging shots to the jaw. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
+Noodle backs up Bot-171701 with a jab to the chin.
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-Noodle attempts a straight right to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bot-171701 shakes Noodle with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Bot-171701 belts Noodle with a strong jab to the face. Noodle seems wobbly!
+Bot-171701 attacks with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle hits with a stiff right to the nose. Bot-171701 ignores it.
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+Noodle throws a barrage of loud punches to the nose. Bot-171701 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Noodle probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Bot-171701 suprises Noodle with a heavy roundhouse to the temple! Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Noodle backs up Bot-171701 with a series of light punches to the face. Bot-171701 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bot-171701 throws a jab to the head, but Noodle covers himself well.
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-Bot-171701 attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Noodle ducks just in time.
-Bot-171701 probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Bot-171701 probes with a volley of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Bot-171701 hammers Noodle with a volley of furious punches to the face. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-171701 tattoos Noodle with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Noodle grazes Bot-171701 with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Bot-171701 hits with a volley of solid punches to the face.
+Bot-171701 drills Noodle with a volley of commanding punches to the face. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Bot-171701 punches Noodle with a quick jab to the mouth.
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+Noodle pops Bot-171701 with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Bot-171701 pokes Noodle with a series of punches to the head. Noodle covers up.
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+Noodle rocks Bot-171701 with a nasty straight right to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 54 of 62 punches, and BOT-171701 landed 49 of 73 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-171701 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-171701 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Noodle hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
+Bot-171701 throws a series of light punches to the ribs. Noodle grimaces in pain.
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+Bot-171701 hits with a loud jab to the face.
+Noodle tags Bot-171701 with a flurry of punches to the nose! Bot-171701 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Bot-171701 throws a pair of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bot-171701 pokes Noodle with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Bot-171701 tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but Noodle ducks.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Bot-171701 scores with a pair of wild punches to the eye. Noodle quickly recovers.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Noodle fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Bot-171701 throws a sweeping right to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bot-171701 stuns Noodle with a pair of vicious punches to the face!
+Noodle hits with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Noodle whacks Bot-171701 with a series of punches to the ribs. Bot-171701 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Noodle punches Bot-171701 with a glancing sweeping right to the temple!
-Bot-171701 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle wallops Bot-171701 with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw!!
+Bot-171701 lands a volley of punches to the temple. Noodle covers up.
+Bot-171701 slams Noodle with a flurry of hard punches to the face. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Bot-171701 hits with a series of nice punches to the eye.
-Noodle charges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Bot-171701 deftly avoits it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Bot-171701 rocks Noodle with a stinging straight right to the mouth.
-Bot-171701 throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Bot-171701 lashes out with a left straight right to the nose, but Noodle escapes.
+Noodle hurts Bot-171701 with a series of light punches to the chin! Bot-171701 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Bot-171701 attacks with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest!
+Bot-171701 fires a pair of punches to the ribs. Noodle falls against the ropes!
-Bot-171701 attacks with a series of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Noodle whacks Bot-171701 with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw.
-Bot-171701 tries to land a volley of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 58 of 63 punches, and BOT-171701 landed 53 of 88 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-171701 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-171701 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Noodle hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the face.
+Bot-171701 pops Noodle with a volley of punches to the face.
+Noodle connects with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Bot-171701 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bot-171701 connects with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw. Noodle is hurt!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Noodle tosses a flurry of vicious punches to the nose. Bot-171701 quickly recovers.
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+Bot-171701 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the eye!! Noodle gets mad!
-Bot-171701 attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Noodle ties him up.
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+Noodle punches Bot-171701 with a volley of punches to the mouth!
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-Noodle tries a series of left punches to the eye, but Bot-171701 stays away from it.
+Noodle jolts Bot-171701 with a nice jab to the temple. Bot-171701 retreats to the far corner.
+Bot-171701 pokes Noodle with a barrage of light punches to the mouth. Noodle quickly recovers.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Bot-171701 stuns Noodle with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Noodle gets mad!
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+Bot-171701 lands a volley of mean punches to the nose.
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+Noodle throws a straight right to the jaw.
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+Noodle tattoos Bot-171701 with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Bot-171701 tosses a series of punches to the jaw!
+Bot-171701 attacks with a wild sweeping right to the nose!
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-Bot-171701 attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Noodle covers himself well.
+Noodle nails Bot-171701 with a volley of solid punches to the mouth!!
-Bot-171701 throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Noodle connects with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Bot-171701 charges with a sweeping right to the face, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Bot-171701 suprises Noodle with a series of loud punches to the head.
-Bot-171701 launches a left right to the face, but Noodle blocks.
+Bot-171701 throws a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Bot-171701 fires a volley of punches to the head.
-Bot-171701 probes with a pair of left blows to the eye, but only hits air.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Noodle throws a left to the chest.
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+Noodle tosses a series of loud punches to the temple!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 54 of 64 punches, and BOT-171701 landed 54 of 88 punches.

BOT-171701 won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 39-37


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-171701 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: BOT-171701 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: BOT-171701 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!