Public Fight Report
    
        
            (Super-Lightweight) Skinny Bastard defeated Somewhere Over The Rainbow by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Thursday, June 14, 2018In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Skinny Bastard!! 
 
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 138 pounds (63 kilograms) is Somewhere Over The Rainbow!! 
 
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. 
 ROUND 1
  
Bastard stays outside and uses his jab. 
Somewhere is using the ring. (using the ring) 
 
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+Bastard scores with a flurry of punches to the ribs.   
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+Bastard solidly lands a quick jab to the solar plexus.   
-Somewhere charges with a right jab to the eye, but flails uselessly. 
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+Bastard backs up Somewhere with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.   
+Somewhere tosses a volley of furious punches to the head.   Bastard covers up. 
+Bastard stuns Somewhere with a series of punches to the nose!   
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+Bastard shakes Somewhere with a barrage of mean punches to the chest.   Somewhere seems wobbly! 
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+Bastard pops Somewhere with a pair of heavy punches to the chest.   
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+Somewhere pounds Bastard with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.   
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+Bastard hurts Somewhere with a cross to the face.   
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+Bastard lashes out with a uppercut to the solar plexus.   
+Bastard hammers Somewhere with a left to the temple.   Somewhere sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" 
-Bastard attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score. 
+Bastard attacks with a pair of solid punches to the head.   
+Bastard tags Somewhere with a pair of punches to the head.   
+Somewhere hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.   
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+Somewhere tosses a flurry of heavy punches to the head.   
+Somewhere grazes Bastard with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.   
-Bastard attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Somewhere ducks just in time. 
-Somewhere lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye, but loses his balance. 
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-Bastard tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but Somewhere leaps aside. 
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+Bastard catches Somewhere with a series of loud punches to the face.   
-Bastard lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively. 
-Somewhere throws a right cross to the ribs, but Bastard ties him up. 
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.   
 
BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Skinny Bastard landed 51 of 74 punches, and Somewhere Over The Rainbow landed 32 of 52 punches. 
 
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9 
 
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 10-9 
 
 
Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting! 
 
Somewhere doesn't want to stop fighting! 
 
 
 ROUND 2
  
Bastard comes out fighting. 
Somewhere is using the ring. (using the ring) 
 
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-Somewhere charges with a sweeping right to the eye, but Bastard ties him up. 
+Somewhere annoys Bastard with a flurry of punches to the jaw.   
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-Somewhere lunges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Bastard blocks. 
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+Somewhere fires a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.   
-Bastard launches a left uppercut to the stomach, but only hits air. 
+Somewhere hits with a series of punches to the temple.   
-Bastard launches a pair of blows to the stomach, but goes wide. 
+Bastard fires a volley of shots to the chest.   
+Somewhere hurts Bastard with a straight right to the jaw!   
+Somewhere hits with a volley of punches to the head.   
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+Bastard tosses a pair of off balance blows to the mouth.   
+Somewhere scores with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.   
-Somewhere throws a series of punches to the eye, but Bastard ties him up. 
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-Somewhere probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively. 
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+Somewhere tosses a volley of quick punches to the jaw.   
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-Somewhere attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but comes up empty. 
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-Somewhere tries to land a jab to the jaw, but Bastard ducks. 
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-Somewhere attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but only hits air. 
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-Bastard probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but he's too slow. 
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+Bastard whacks Somewhere with a barrage of blows to the head.   Somewhere asks for time to wipe off the blood. 
+Somewhere connects with a volley of light punches to the nose.   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Skinny Bastard landed 24 of 42 punches, and Somewhere Over The Rainbow landed 44 of 73 punches. 
 
Somewhere Over The Rainbow won the round 10-9 
 
This fight is too close to call. 
 
 
Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting! 
 
Somewhere doesn't even want to rest! 
 
 
 ROUND 3
  
Bastard comes out fighting. 
Somewhere moves and jabs. (using the ring) 
 
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-Bastard throws a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air. 
-Bastard lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chest, but misses completely. 
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+Bastard smashes Somewhere with a stiff straight right to the jaw.   
+Somewhere attacks with a series of furious punches to the nose.   
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-Bastard throws a volley of blows to the mouth, but goes wide. 
+Somewhere connects with a volley of loud punches to the temple.   
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-Somewhere charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively. 
+Somewhere whacks Bastard with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw!   
-Somewhere throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow. 
+Somewhere tags Bastard with a barrage of punches to the nose!   
+Somewhere tosses a series of hard punches to the mouth.   
-Somewhere attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively. 
+Bastard lands a off balance right to the jaw.   Somewhere asks for time to wipe off the blood. 
+Bastard connects with a barrage of stinging shots to the stomach.   
+Bastard tosses a volley of punches to the chin.   
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+Somewhere solidly lands a volley of punches to the chin.   
+Somewhere tags Bastard with a barrage of glancing punches to the head.   
+Bastard belts Somewhere with a barrage of commanding shots to the nose.   
+Somewhere throws a series of strong shots to the jaw.   
+Somewhere takes charge with a light jab to the eye.   
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+Somewhere smacks Bastard with a hook to the mouth.   
+Somewhere fires a pair of punches to the mouth.   
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.   
-Bastard lunges with a barrage of right shots to the nose, but Somewhere stays away from it. 
-Somewhere lunges with a left jab to the mouth, but Bastard blocks. 
+Somewhere attacks with a series of blows to the nose.   
+Somewhere rocks Bastard with a roundhouse to the chin.   
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-Somewhere tries to land a pair of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty. 
+Somewhere wallops Bastard with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Skinny Bastard landed 30 of 45 punches, and Somewhere Over The Rainbow landed 68 of 89 punches. 
 
Somewhere Over The Rainbow won the round 10-9 
 
Somewhere Over The Rainbow is winning the fight 29-28 
 
 
Bastard doesn't even want to rest! 
 
Somewhere doesn't even want to rest! 
 
 
 ROUND 4
  
Bastard stays outside and uses his jab. 
Somewhere is using the ring. (using the ring) 
 
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+Somewhere suprises Bastard with a volley of strong blows to the mouth.   
-Somewhere fires a right to the jaw, but Bastard ties him up. 
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+Somewhere stuns Bastard with a jab to the stomach.   
+Somewhere annoys Bastard with a flurry of punches to the head.   
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+Bastard pops Somewhere with a volley of light punches to the mouth.   
-Somewhere tries a barrage of punches to the face, but fails to score. 
-Somewhere attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Bastard beats a hasty retreat. 
-Bastard fires a right cross to the chin, but Somewhere hides behind his gloves. 
+Somewhere hits Bastard with a right to the head.   
-Somewhere paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Bastard takes it in the forearms. 
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+Somewhere catches Bastard with a series of commanding punches to the head.   
-Bastard lunges with a left right to the temple, but misses completely. 
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+Bastard backs up Somewhere with a flurry of furious punches to the face!   
+Somewhere punches Bastard with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.   
-Bastard tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but Somewhere ducks just in time. 
+Bastard backs up Somewhere with a heavy roundhouse to the jaw.   
-Bastard tries a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Somewhere beats a hasty retreat. 
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+Bastard stuns Somewhere with a pair of nice punches to the jaw.   Somewhere covers up. 
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-Bastard tries a jab to the eye, but Somewhere takes it in the forearms. 
+Somewhere staggers Bastard with a pair of stinging punches to the nose!   
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+Bastard jolts Somewhere with a stiff jab to the temple.   
-Somewhere attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Bastard blocks. 
+Bastard wakes up the fans with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin.   
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.   
+Somewhere slams Bastard with a series of stinging punches to the head.   
 
BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Skinny Bastard landed 33 of 63 punches, and Somewhere Over The Rainbow landed 49 of 78 punches. 
 
Somewhere Over The Rainbow won the round 10-9 
 
Somewhere Over The Rainbow is winning the fight 39-37 
 
 
Bastard doesn't even want to rest! 
 
Somewhere remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
 
 ROUND 5
  
Bastard stays outside and uses his jab. 
Somewhere is using the ring. (using the ring) 
 
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-Somewhere probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly. 
-Somewhere probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but is ineffective. 
+Somewhere hits Bastard with a series of punches to the chest.   Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up. 
-Somewhere paws a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air. 
+Bastard belts Somewhere with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.   
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-Somewhere throws a series of left punches to the nose, but Bastard narrowly avoids it 
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-Somewhere attempts a series of shots to the temple, but he's too slow. 
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+Bastard pummels Somewhere with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.   
+Bastard jars Somewhere with a volley of furious punches to the ribs.   Somewhere falls against the ropes! 
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-Somewhere throws a roundhouse to the nose, but Bastard hides behind his gloves. 
+Bastard attacks with a series of hard punches to the stomach.   
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+Bastard suprises Somewhere with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.   
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-Bastard paws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Somewhere beats a hasty retreat. 
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-Somewhere lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but falls short. 
-Bastard attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Somewhere stays away from it. 
+Somewhere tattoos Bastard with a barrage of punches to the chin.   Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" 
-Somewhere launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but goes wide. 
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-Bastard launches a volley of punches to the head, but Somewhere escapes. 
+Bastard lands a volley of nasty punches to the face.   Somewhere hangs on until the referee breaks them up. 
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+Bastard scores with a pair of punches to the ribs.   Somewhere laughs! 
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+Bastard fires a barrage of commanding punches to the temple.   Somewhere is hurt! 
+Somewhere tags Bastard with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.   Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?" 
+Bastard punches Somewhere with a volley of wild punches to the head.   
+Bastard hits with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.   
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+Somewhere hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.   
-Bastard lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but to no avail. 
+Bastard tags Somewhere with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.   
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.   
 
BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Skinny Bastard landed 47 of 74 punches, and Somewhere Over The Rainbow landed 35 of 68 punches. 
 
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9 
 
Somewhere Over The Rainbow is winning the fight 48-47 
 
 
Bastard doesn't even want to rest! 
 
Somewhere remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
 
 ROUND 6
  
Bastard stays outside and uses his jab. 
Somewhere is using the ring. (using the ring) 
 
+Bastard throws a sweeping right to the face!   
-Somewhere attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Bastard ducks just in time. 
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.   
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-Somewhere throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air. 
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+Somewhere annoys Bastard with a pair of quick punches to the chin.   
-Somewhere paws a volley of right punches to the chest, but fails to score. 
+Bastard hits with a series of punches to the face!   Somewhere sneers "Is that the best you can do?" 
-Somewhere attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Bastard ducks just in time. 
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+Somewhere lands a barrage of punches to the chin.   
+Somewhere wallops Bastard with a pair of light punches to the temple.   
-Somewhere attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Bastard deftly avoits it. 
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-Somewhere lunges with a sweeping right to the mouth, but is ineffective. 
-Bastard probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively. 
-Somewhere throws a series of punches to the jaw, but falls short. 
+Somewhere throws a barrage of strong shots to the chin.   
+Bastard pokes Somewhere with a series of punches to the eye.   
+Somewhere punches Bastard with a barrage of punches to the stomach.   
-Bastard attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively. 
+Somewhere pokes Bastard with a series of heavy punches to the eye.   
+Somewhere tattoos Bastard with a flurry of furious punches to the head.   Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" 
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+Somewhere tags Bastard with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.   
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+Bastard whacks Somewhere with a pair of light punches to the temple.   
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-Somewhere paws a pair of punches to the chin, but misses. 
+Bastard hurts Somewhere with a series of punches to the nose!   
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-Bastard launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Somewhere ducks just in time. 
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.   
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+Bastard hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.   
+Bastard hammers Somewhere with a series of punches to the chin!!   
+Bastard hammers Somewhere with a series of blows to the ribs.   
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-Bastard paws a left to the mouth, but is ineffective. 
-Somewhere lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but Bastard blocks. 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Skinny Bastard landed 56 of 70 punches, and Somewhere Over The Rainbow landed 41 of 78 punches. 
 
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9 
 
This fight is too close to call. 
 
 
Bastard doesn't even want to rest! 
 
Somewhere remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
 
 ROUND 7
  
Bastard stays outside and uses his jab. 
Somewhere moves and jabs. (using the ring) 
 
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-Somewhere tries a left jab to the jaw, but is ineffective. 
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+Bastard hits Somewhere with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.   
-Bastard probes with a volley of punches to the head, but comes up empty. 
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.   
+Bastard smashes Somewhere with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.   
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-Somewhere tries a left to the chin, but Bastard ducks. 
+Bastard tattoos Somewhere with a series of punches to the nose.   
-Somewhere charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance. 
+Bastard jolts Somewhere with a pair of punches to the temple.   
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-Bastard probes with a straight right to the chest, but Somewhere ducks just in time. 
+Somewhere hits with a series of painful punches to the ribs.   
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+Somewhere pummels Bastard with a jab to the face.   
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-Somewhere throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective. 
+Somewhere smashes Bastard with a barrage of punches to the eye.   Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?" 
+Somewhere lashes out with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.   Bastard doesn't notice. 
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+Bastard tags Somewhere with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.   
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-Bastard throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but Somewhere steps aside. 
+Bastard wallops Somewhere with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye.   
-Somewhere throws a series of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty. 
+Bastard hammers Somewhere with a furious roundhouse to the mouth.   
+Somewhere attacks with a barrage of punches to the face.   
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-Somewhere throws a barrage of punches to the face, but flails uselessly. 
+Bastard annoys Somewhere with a volley of punches to the chin.   
+Bastard staggers Somewhere with a series of glancing punches to the head.   Somewhere sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" 
+Somewhere lands a pair of punches to the head.   
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+Bastard punches Somewhere with a volley of stinging punches to the nose.   
+Somewhere pokes Bastard with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.   Bastard beats a hasty retreat. 
+Bastard smashes Somewhere with a furious sweeping right to the head.   
-Somewhere throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but to no avail. 
+Somewhere throws a series of nice punches to the mouth.   
-Bastard charges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but misses completely. 
-Bastard tries a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses. 
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.   
+Somewhere hits Bastard with a volley of mean punches to the face.   Bastard shakes his head to clear it. 
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.   
 
BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Skinny Bastard landed 51 of 75 punches, and Somewhere Over The Rainbow landed 45 of 95 punches. 
 
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9 
 
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 67-66 
 
 
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
Somewhere grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. 
 
 
 ROUND 8
  
Bastard stays outside and uses his jab. 
Somewhere moves and jabs. (using the ring) 
 
-Bastard attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Somewhere ties him up. 
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.   
+Bastard pokes Somewhere with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.   
-Somewhere fires a right roundhouse to the eye, but Bastard blocks. 
-Somewhere fires a series of right punches to the chin, but Bastard steps aside. 
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-Somewhere lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty. 
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+Bastard solidly lands a pair of punches to the jaw.   
+Somewhere lands a flurry of punches to the eye.   Bastard doesn't notice. 
-Bastard probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but falls short. 
-Bastard fires a volley of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively. 
+Bastard takes charge with a jab to the head.   
-Somewhere attempts a cross to the solar plexus, but misses. 
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-Somewhere lashes out with a right straight right to the nose, but Bastard quickly backs away. 
-Bastard paws a volley of left punches to the chin, but Somewhere backs out of it. 
-Somewhere lunges with a right jab to the chin, but loses his balance. 
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+Bastard tags Somewhere with a barrage of punches to the nose.   Somewhere retreats to the far corner. 
+Somewhere hammers Bastard with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach!   Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?" 
+Bastard hits Somewhere with a barrage of punches to the jaw.   
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-Somewhere attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail. 
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+Somewhere throws a volley of powerful punches to the eye.   
+Somewhere fires a jab to the chin.   
-Somewhere paws a series of punches to the eye, but only hits air. 
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+Bastard belts Somewhere with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.   
+Bastard throws a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.   
+Somewhere throws a series of strong punches to the jaw.   
+Somewhere hits with a painful jab to the nose!!   
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+Somewhere backs up Bastard with a series of loud punches to the face.   Bastard grimaces in pain. 
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-Bastard attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses completely. 
-Bastard fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but Somewhere ducks just in time. 
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+Somewhere grazes Bastard with a volley of punches to the jaw!   
+Somewhere throws a pair of punches to the face.   
+Somewhere slams Bastard with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus!   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Skinny Bastard landed 40 of 64 punches, and Somewhere Over The Rainbow landed 54 of 96 punches. 
 
Somewhere Over The Rainbow won the round 10-9 
 
This fight is too close to call. 
 
 
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
Somewhere grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. 
 
 
 ROUND 9
  
Bastard stays outside and uses his jab. 
Somewhere moves and jabs. (using the ring) 
 
+Somewhere annoys Bastard with a flurry of hard punches to the eye.   
-Somewhere lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Bastard steps aside and laughs. 
-Somewhere lunges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly. 
+Bastard annoys Somewhere with a series of punches to the head.   Somewhere laughs! 
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-Somewhere attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Bastard steps aside and laughs. 
+Bastard tags Somewhere with a pair of commanding punches to the face.   
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-Somewhere tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but to no avail. 
-Somewhere attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but fails to score. 
+Bastard connects with a pair of nasty punches to the face.   
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-Somewhere throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bastard deftly avoits it. 
+Somewhere pummels Bastard with a strong jab to the chin.   
-Bastard charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but loses his balance. 
+Somewhere lands a series of hard punches to the chin.   Bastard ignores it. 
+Bastard tosses a series of nice punches to the eye.   
-Bastard probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow. 
+Somewhere lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.   Bastard covers up. 
+Bastard pops Somewhere with a commanding straight right to the face.   
-Somewhere launches a pair of punches to the nose, but misses. 
-Somewhere attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but comes up empty. 
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-Bastard tries a flurry of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty. 
+Bastard lands a pair of stiff punches to the eye.   
+Somewhere pops Bastard with a painful uppercut to the eye.   
+Somewhere stuns Bastard with a flurry of shots to the head.   
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+Somewhere drills Bastard with a series of furious punches to the chin.   Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up. 
-Somewhere lashes out with a series of left punches to the chest, but misses completely. 
-Bastard paws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Somewhere hides behind his gloves. 
-Bastard tries to land a series of left punches to the temple, but to no avail. 
-Somewhere throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Bastard blocks. 
-Somewhere attacks with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Bastard ties him up. 
-Bastard attempts a jab to the face, but Somewhere stays away from it. 
+Bastard stuns Somewhere with a barrage of glancing blows to the head.   
+Bastard lands a pair of strong punches to the mouth.   Somewhere grimaces in pain. 
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-Bastard attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Somewhere backs out of it. 
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.   
 
BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Skinny Bastard landed 49 of 86 punches, and Somewhere Over The Rainbow landed 38 of 92 punches. 
 
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9 
 
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 86-85 
 
 
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
Somewhere grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. 
 
 
 ROUND 10
  
Bastard stays outside and uses his jab. 
Somewhere moves and jabs. (using the ring) 
 
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-Somewhere lunges with a volley of right punches to the eye, but falls short. 
+Bastard backs up Somewhere with a flurry of punches to the stomach.   
+Somewhere lands a flurry of quick punches to the eye!   
+Bastard staggers Somewhere with a series of nice punches to the nose.   
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-Somewhere attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Bastard narrowly avoids it 
+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.   
+Somewhere lands a flurry of mean punches to the chest.   
-Somewhere throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but fails to score. 
+Bastard rocks Somewhere with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.   Somewhere doesn't notice. 
-Somewhere fires a barrage of punches to the face, but misses completely. 
-Somewhere lunges with a jab to the chin, but falls short. 
-Somewhere throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail. 
-Somewhere paws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but misses. 
+Bastard fires a series of nice punches to the eye.   
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+Bastard tags Somewhere with a barrage of furious punches to the face.   Somewhere seems wobbly! 
+Bastard stuns Somewhere with a series of vicious punches to the stomach.   
-Bastard throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but Somewhere steps aside. 
+Somewhere shakes Bastard with a pair of punches to the head.   
-Somewhere charges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but misses. 
+Somewhere hits Bastard with a series of blows to the mouth.   
+Bastard pokes Somewhere with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.   
-Somewhere lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Bastard backs out of it. 
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+Somewhere hits with a glancing cross to the stomach.   
-Somewhere probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Bastard quickly backs away. 
-Somewhere throws a pair of left punches to the chin, but Bastard ties him up. 
+Bastard tosses a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach!!   
+Bastard slams Somewhere with a right to the nose.   
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+Bastard suprises Somewhere with a nice sweeping right to the temple.   Somewhere sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" 
+Somewhere hits Bastard with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.   
+Bastard stuns Somewhere with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.   
+Bastard fires a flurry of mean punches to the chin!   
-Bastard attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but falls short. 
-Bastard lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but he's too slow. 
+Bastard drills Somewhere with a flurry of punches to the mouth.   
-Bastard probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Somewhere deftly avoits it. 
+Somewhere nails Bastard with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.   
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+Bastard hits with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.   
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+Bastard whacks Somewhere with a series of punches to the chin.   
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.   
 
BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Skinny Bastard landed 53 of 85 punches, and Somewhere Over The Rainbow landed 47 of 92 punches. 
 
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9 
 
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 96-94 
 
 
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
Somewhere grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. 
 
 
 ROUND 11
  
Bastard stays outside and uses his jab. 
Somewhere moves and jabs. (using the ring) 
 
+Somewhere tags Bastard with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.   
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.   
+Bastard jars Somewhere with a barrage of punches to the chin.   
+Somewhere belts Bastard with a pair of punches to the temple.   
-Bastard launches a series of right punches to the eye, but Somewhere ducks just in time. 
+Bastard lands a barrage of light punches to the chin.   
+Bastard hits with a flurry of light punches to the face.   
-Somewhere lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but to no avail. 
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+Somewhere slams Bastard with a jab to the chest.   
-Somewhere tries to land a straight right to the stomach, but goes wide. 
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-Somewhere charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but fails to score. 
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-Bastard throws a flurry of shots to the eye, but Somewhere takes it in the forearms. 
-Bastard launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Somewhere beats a hasty retreat. 
-Somewhere probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance. 
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-Somewhere fires a flurry of left punches to the face, but goes wide. 
+Bastard stuns Somewhere with a volley of punches to the head.   Somewhere grimaces in pain. 
-Somewhere paws a pair of left punches to the face, but Bastard blocks. 
-Somewhere charges with a series of left shots to the ribs, but Bastard covers himself well. 
-Somewhere fires a series of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance. 
+Bastard staggers Somewhere with a volley of punches to the temple.   Somewhere shakes his head to clear it. 
-Somewhere charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but fails to score. 
+Somewhere tags Bastard with a flurry of nice shots to the face.   
+Bastard pops Somewhere with a glancing straight right to the face.   
-Somewhere throws a series of punches to the chin, but falls short. 
-Somewhere throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Bastard deftly avoits it. 
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+Somewhere hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.   
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+Bastard pokes Somewhere with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye!   
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+Bastard tags Somewhere with a barrage of loud punches to the chin.   Somewhere sneers "Is that the best you can do?" 
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+Somewhere hits with a pair of wild punches to the jaw!!   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Skinny Bastard landed 55 of 69 punches, and Somewhere Over The Rainbow landed 43 of 91 punches. 
 
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9 
 
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 106-103 
 
 
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
Somewhere is obviously tired. 
 
 
 ROUND 12
  
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring) 
Somewhere moves and jabs. (using the ring) 
 
+Somewhere jars Bastard with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.   
+Bastard annoys Somewhere with a pair of light punches to the stomach.   
-Somewhere attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but only hits air. 
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-Somewhere throws a series of right punches to the chin, but Bastard ducks. 
+Bastard suprises Somewhere with a pair of light punches to the jaw.   
-Somewhere charges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score. 
+Somewhere pops Bastard with a flurry of punches to the ribs.   
+Somewhere tosses a pair of vicious punches to the chin.   
-Somewhere tries a series of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly. 
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-Somewhere probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but goes wide. 
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+Bastard connects with a series of mean punches to the head!   
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+Somewhere nails Bastard with a series of wild punches to the temple.   
-Bastard lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow. 
+Somewhere hits with a stiff straight right to the ribs.   
-Somewhere attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but Bastard ducks just in time. 
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-Somewhere fires a series of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance. 
-Somewhere probes with a left left to the mouth, but flails uselessly. 
+Somewhere staggers Bastard with a flurry of punches to the head!   
-Somewhere attempts a volley of right shots to the chin, but Bastard narrowly avoids it 
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+Somewhere attacks with a barrage of quick punches to the temple!   
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-Somewhere charges with a jab to the eye, but Bastard ducks. 
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-Somewhere tries to land a jab to the face, but he's too slow. 
+Somewhere punches Bastard with a pair of blows to the mouth!   
+Somewhere slams Bastard with a pair of commanding punches to the head.   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Skinny Bastard landed 18 of 23 punches, and Somewhere Over The Rainbow landed 43 of 98 punches. 
 
Somewhere Over The Rainbow won the round 10-9 
 
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 115-113 
 
 
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
Somewhere is obviously tired. 
 
  
 
The judges decisions are: 
 
 
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: 
 
Round 1: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 2: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
Round 3: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
Round 4: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
Round 5: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 6: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 7: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 8: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
Round 9: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 10: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 11: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 12: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
 
Total Score: Skinny Bastard 115-113  
 
 
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: 
 
Round 1: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 2: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
Round 3: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
Round 4: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
Round 5: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 6: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 7: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 8: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
Round 9: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 10: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 11: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 12: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
 
Total Score: Skinny Bastard 115-113  
 
 
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows: 
 
Round 1: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 2: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
Round 3: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
Round 4: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
Round 5: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 6: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 7: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 8: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
Round 9: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 10: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 11: Skinny Bastard 10-9  
Round 12: Somewhere Over The Rainbow 10-9  
 
Total Score: Skinny Bastard 115-113  
 
Skinny Bastard wins by decision!
 
  
         
        
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