Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated BOT-177323 by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, June 9, 2018In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 523 pounds (237 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 232 pounds (105 kilograms) is BOT-177323!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177323 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Bot-177323 hits with a powerful roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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-Bot-177323 attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle fires a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Noodle shakes Bot-177323 with a flurry of strong punches to the face. Bot-177323 is hurt!
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-177323 tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Noodle blocks.
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+Noodle punches Bot-177323 with a barrage of nice punches to the nose. Bot-177323 gets mad!
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-Noodle attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but Bot-177323 escapes.
+Noodle smashes Bot-177323 with a jab to the nose.
+Noodle connects with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Bot-177323 tosses a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
-Noodle launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but Bot-177323 hides behind his gloves.
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-Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Bot-177323 hides behind his gloves.
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+Noodle stuns Bot-177323 with a flurry of loud punches to the face.
+Bot-177323 stuns Noodle with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle throws a volley of quick punches to the temple. Bot-177323 grimaces in pain.
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Bot-177323 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 48 of 65 punches, and BOT-177323 landed 17 of 33 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-177323 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177323 is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Bot-177323 fires a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Bot-177323 suprises Noodle with a jab to the temple.
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+Noodle hammers Bot-177323 with a volley of punches to the mouth. Bot-177323 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bot-177323 fires a sweeping right to the chin, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Noodle catches Bot-177323 with a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
+Bot-177323 clocks Noodle with a barrage of wild shots to the nose.
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-Bot-177323 throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Bot-177323 thumps Noodle with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle tosses a roundhouse to the chin.
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+Noodle backs up Bot-177323 with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
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+Noodle whacks Bot-177323 with a volley of light punches to the face.
+Noodle fires a pair of punches to the face! Bot-177323 doesn't seem bothered.
+Noodle annoys Bot-177323 with a off balance right to the stomach.
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+Bot-177323 connects with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
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-Noodle attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Bot-177323 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-177323 probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Noodle escapes.
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+Noodle solidly lands a volley of mean punches to the chest.
-Noodle attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Noodle tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 44 of 67 punches, and BOT-177323 landed 30 of 56 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-177323 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177323 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Noodle lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Bot-177323 throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Noodle leaps aside.
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-Noodle charges with a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+Noodle pounds Bot-177323 with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw!!
+Noodle hurts Bot-177323 with a pair of wild punches to the head.
+Bot-177323 staggers Noodle with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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-Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Bot-177323 fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
+Noodle jars Bot-177323 with a mean jab to the jaw.
+Noodle hurts Bot-177323 with a off balance jab to the head.
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+Bot-177323 backs up Noodle with a loud jab to the head!
+Bot-177323 annoys Noodle with a pair of nice punches to the nose. Noodle falls against the ropes!
+Noodle tosses a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-177323 throws a pair of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Noodle probes with a right left to the chin, but Bot-177323 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-177323 pummels Noodle with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle punches Bot-177323 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Bot-177323 launches a barrage of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Noodle connects with a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-177323 tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Bot-177323 tags Noodle with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 37 of 64 punches, and BOT-177323 landed 32 of 56 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-177323 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177323 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Noodle pops Bot-177323 with a light sweeping right to the face.
+Bot-177323 annoys Noodle with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Noodle belts Bot-177323 with a nice right to the ribs.
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+Bot-177323 slams Noodle with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
-Bot-177323 attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Bot-177323 punches Noodle with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the head.
+Bot-177323 tattoos Noodle with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Noodle whacks Bot-177323 with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw. Bot-177323 gets mad!
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+Noodle hurts Bot-177323 with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Bot-177323 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Bot-177323 tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
-Bot-177323 throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but Noodle backs out of it.
+Noodle pummels Bot-177323 with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Bot-177323 tries to land a volley of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Noodle whacks Bot-177323 with a wild jab to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 58 of 65 punches, and BOT-177323 landed 20 of 40 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36
Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bot-177323 doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!
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