Public Fight Report
(Super-Lightweight) Skinny Bastard defeated Commie Bastard by unanimous decision: 116-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Thursday, June 7, 2018In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Commie Bastard!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Skinny Bastard!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Skinny Bastard pops Commie Bastard with a volley of strong punches to the chin!!
+Skinny Bastard tattoos Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Commie Bastard tries a straight right to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard takes it in the forearms.
+Skinny Bastard grazes Commie Bastard with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
+Skinny Bastard tosses a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus!
+Skinny Bastard pops Commie Bastard with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
-Commie Bastard paws a series of blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Commie Bastard pounds Skinny Bastard with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Skinny Bastard attacks with a jab to the chest.
+Commie Bastard throws a series of punches to the nose.
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+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a flurry of punches to the chin. Commie Bastard doesn't notice.
-Skinny Bastard lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but Commie Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
+Commie Bastard slams Skinny Bastard with a barrage of nice punches to the face.
+Skinny Bastard tosses a strong roundhouse to the nose. Commie Bastard backpedals to his own corner.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Skinny Bastard scores with a barrage of punches to the chest!
+Skinny Bastard smacks Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Commie Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Skinny Bastard jars Commie Bastard with a furious straight right to the temple.
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+Commie Bastard whacks Skinny Bastard with a pair of punches to the head.
+Skinny Bastard lands a flurry of punches to the mouth. Commie Bastard is hurt!
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+Skinny Bastard hits with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Commie Bastard fires a barrage of punches to the head, but Skinny Bastard deftly avoits it.
+Skinny Bastard drills Commie Bastard with a light jab to the stomach.
+Commie Bastard scores with a solid jab to the head.
+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a hard sweeping right to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 31 of 64 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 67 of 74 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 10-9
Commie Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Skinny Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard comes out fighting.
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+Skinny Bastard stuns Commie Bastard with a flurry of hard shots to the nose.
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+Skinny Bastard belts Commie Bastard with a volley of hard punches to the chin.
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+Commie Bastard grazes Skinny Bastard with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs. Skinny Bastard doesn't seem bothered.
-Commie Bastard throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but Skinny Bastard ties him up.
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+Commie Bastard lands a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Commie Bastard tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Skinny Bastard hides behind his gloves.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
-Commie Bastard probes with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but misses.
+Commie Bastard attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Skinny Bastard covers up.
-Commie Bastard lashes out with a pair of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Commie Bastard tosses a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Commie Bastard attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Skinny Bastard solidly lands a pair of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Commie Bastard launches a flurry of blows to the temple, but Skinny Bastard leaps aside.
+Commie Bastard pounds Skinny Bastard with a light jab to the face.
+Skinny Bastard drills Commie Bastard with a pair of powerful shots to the temple. Commie Bastard covers up.
-Skinny Bastard fires a flurry of blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Commie Bastard attempts a series of shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Commie Bastard belts Skinny Bastard with a barrage of loud punches to the temple.
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-Skinny Bastard tries a pair of right blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Commie Bastard pummels Skinny Bastard with a volley of punches to the temple. Skinny Bastard doesn't notice.
+Skinny Bastard tosses a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
-Skinny Bastard lunges with a jab to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Commie Bastard annoys Skinny Bastard with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 40 of 64 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 25 of 39 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Commie Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Skinny Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard comes out fighting.
+Commie Bastard pounds Skinny Bastard with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs. Skinny Bastard gets mad!
+Skinny Bastard catches Commie Bastard with a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
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+Commie Bastard jolts Skinny Bastard with a barrage of vicious blows to the nose.
+Commie Bastard hits with a series of vicious punches to the jaw. Skinny Bastard doesn't notice.
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-Commie Bastard paws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Skinny Bastard leaps aside.
-Commie Bastard tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but Skinny Bastard quickly backs away.
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+Commie Bastard drills Skinny Bastard with a jab to the temple.
+Skinny Bastard belts Commie Bastard with a series of hard punches to the mouth. Commie Bastard covers up.
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+Skinny Bastard jolts Commie Bastard with a solid straight right to the face. Commie Bastard backpedals to his own corner.
+Commie Bastard staggers Skinny Bastard with a volley of wild punches to the head.
+Commie Bastard wallops Skinny Bastard with a roundhouse to the eye.
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-Commie Bastard attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Skinny Bastard probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Commie Bastard lands a barrage of punches to the head.
+Commie Bastard hurts Skinny Bastard with a series of vicious punches to the mouth.
-Commie Bastard throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard escapes.
+Commie Bastard pounds Skinny Bastard with a quick jab to the head.
-Commie Bastard charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
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-Skinny Bastard lashes out with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Commie Bastard ducks.
-Commie Bastard fires a flurry of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Commie Bastard lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Skinny Bastard throws a volley of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
+Commie Bastard tosses a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Skinny Bastard jars Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the chest.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
-Commie Bastard attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard narrowly avoids it
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+Skinny Bastard hits with a nasty right to the nose. Commie Bastard is hurt!
+Commie Bastard suprises Skinny Bastard with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Skinny Bastard falls against the ropes!
+Commie Bastard lands a flurry of shots to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 58 of 88 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 33 of 50 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 29-28
Commie Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
-Skinny Bastard probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Commie Bastard deftly avoits it.
-Commie Bastard fires a series of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Skinny Bastard wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a pair of solid punches to the temple.
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+Commie Bastard shakes Skinny Bastard with a volley of punches to the nose. Skinny Bastard retreats to the far corner.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Skinny Bastard leaps aside.
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+Skinny Bastard shakes Commie Bastard with a series of mean punches to the head. Commie Bastard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Commie Bastard launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Commie Bastard lashes out with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
-Commie Bastard throws a barrage of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Skinny Bastard fires a left jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Skinny Bastard jars Commie Bastard with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Commie Bastard tries a pair of left punches to the chin, but Skinny Bastard ducks.
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-Skinny Bastard lashes out with a volley of left blows to the jaw, but Commie Bastard escapes.
+Skinny Bastard pokes Commie Bastard with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Commie Bastard throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Commie Bastard pounds Skinny Bastard with a loud straight right to the chin. Skinny Bastard backpedals to his own corner.
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+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Commie Bastard rocks Skinny Bastard with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Commie Bastard hammers Skinny Bastard with a series of punches to the nose!!
+Commie Bastard tags Skinny Bastard with a strong jab to the chin.
+Commie Bastard belts Skinny Bastard with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach!
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+Skinny Bastard connects with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Skinny Bastard lands a series of furious punches to the eye.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+Skinny Bastard slams Commie Bastard with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 34 of 71 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 45 of 55 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Commie Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Commie Bastard solidly lands a volley of vicious punches to the jaw. Skinny Bastard backpedals to his own corner.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Commie Bastard drills Skinny Bastard with a furious straight right to the nose.
-Skinny Bastard throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Commie Bastard ties him up.
+Skinny Bastard shakes Commie Bastard with a heavy straight right to the head.
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-Commie Bastard lashes out with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard leaps aside.
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+Commie Bastard wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the face!
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-Commie Bastard charges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard takes it in the forearms.
-Commie Bastard lunges with a series of right punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
-Commie Bastard throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard ducks.
+Commie Bastard smacks Skinny Bastard with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw. Skinny Bastard grimaces in pain.
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-Commie Bastard tries a pair of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a volley of strong punches to the jaw! Commie Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Commie Bastard smacks Skinny Bastard with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Commie Bastard tosses a jab to the stomach.
-Commie Bastard launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a pair of light punches to the nose. Commie Bastard grimaces in pain.
-Commie Bastard launches a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
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+Skinny Bastard smacks Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Commie Bastard launches a barrage of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+Commie Bastard tags Skinny Bastard with a series of heavy punches to the temple. Skinny Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Skinny Bastard attempts a pair of right blows to the eye, but Commie Bastard hides behind his gloves.
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+Commie Bastard hits with a pair of punches to the temple!
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-Commie Bastard tries to land a flurry of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Commie Bastard charges with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but misses.
-Skinny Bastard tries a flurry of right shots to the head, but Commie Bastard hides behind his gloves.
+Skinny Bastard throws a barrage of stiff punches to the chin. Commie Bastard shakes his head to clear it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 44 of 86 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 32 of 61 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 48-47
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
+Commie Bastard hurts Skinny Bastard with a volley of punches to the mouth!!
-Commie Bastard throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard steps aside.
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-Skinny Bastard throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Skinny Bastard lands a flurry of punches to the head!!
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+Commie Bastard tosses a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
+Skinny Bastard lands a barrage of solid punches to the chin. Commie Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Skinny Bastard lands a pair of punches to the eye. Commie Bastard gets mad!
+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a series of punches to the head.
+Skinny Bastard lands a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Commie Bastard staggers Skinny Bastard with a pair of solid punches to the jaw.
+Skinny Bastard pops Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the jaw! Commie Bastard grimaces in pain.
+Commie Bastard thumps Skinny Bastard with a series of quick punches to the jaw. Skinny Bastard covers up.
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-Commie Bastard attacks with a left roundhouse to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Commie Bastard fires a series of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Skinny Bastard pounds Commie Bastard with a series of punches to the head.
+Skinny Bastard slams Commie Bastard with a series of solid blows to the jaw.
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+Skinny Bastard annoys Commie Bastard with a cross to the nose.
+Commie Bastard catches Skinny Bastard with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
-Commie Bastard tries a series of blows to the eye, but misses.
+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a pair of punches to the nose!! Commie Bastard is hurt!
+Commie Bastard rocks Skinny Bastard with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw. Skinny Bastard doesn't seem bothered.
+Skinny Bastard annoys Commie Bastard with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
+Skinny Bastard thumps Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Skinny Bastard blocks.
+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Commie Bastard lashes out with a volley of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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-Commie Bastard launches a pair of right punches to the chin, but Skinny Bastard covers himself well.
+Skinny Bastard jolts Commie Bastard with a flurry of light punches to the eye.
-Commie Bastard paws a right jab to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
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-Commie Bastard lashes out with a roundhouse to the nose, but Skinny Bastard escapes.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a pair of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Commie Bastard pokes Skinny Bastard with a pair of punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 36 of 78 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 67 of 72 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
-Commie Bastard launches a volley of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Skinny Bastard belts Commie Bastard with a volley of furious punches to the mouth. Commie Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Skinny Bastard tries to land a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Commie Bastard tags Skinny Bastard with a pair of painful punches to the head!
+Skinny Bastard backs up Commie Bastard with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Skinny Bastard hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
-Commie Bastard throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Commie Bastard tries a pair of punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard covers himself well.
+Commie Bastard hits Skinny Bastard with a volley of shots to the face.
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+Skinny Bastard attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Skinny Bastard backs up Commie Bastard with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Commie Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Commie Bastard tries to land a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard narrowly avoids it
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+Skinny Bastard annoys Commie Bastard with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Commie Bastard lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Skinny Bastard shakes Commie Bastard with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Commie Bastard tags Skinny Bastard with a straight right to the stomach!
-Commie Bastard fires a cross to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Skinny Bastard fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but Commie Bastard hides behind his gloves.
+Commie Bastard nails Skinny Bastard with a jab to the head.
+Skinny Bastard tosses a volley of punches to the chin.
+Skinny Bastard stuns Commie Bastard with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Commie Bastard tags Skinny Bastard with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Skinny Bastard whacks Commie Bastard with a heavy cross to the eye.
-Commie Bastard throws a pair of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Skinny Bastard whacks Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Commie Bastard throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard narrowly avoids it
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-Commie Bastard probes with a right jab to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
+Skinny Bastard thumps Commie Bastard with a pair of stinging punches to the face.
+Commie Bastard punches Skinny Bastard with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Skinny Bastard annoys Commie Bastard with a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Commie Bastard hurts Skinny Bastard with a cross to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 41 of 85 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 60 of 65 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 67-66
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
+Commie Bastard hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Commie Bastard tattoos Skinny Bastard with a quick jab to the temple.
+Commie Bastard pummels Skinny Bastard with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
+Commie Bastard jolts Skinny Bastard with a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
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-Commie Bastard attempts a left jab to the head, but to no avail.
+Commie Bastard smacks Skinny Bastard with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Skinny Bastard pops Commie Bastard with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
-Skinny Bastard throws a series of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Commie Bastard throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Commie Bastard tries a pair of punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard ties him up.
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-Commie Bastard lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Skinny Bastard covers himself well.
+Commie Bastard throws a series of wild punches to the head.
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+Skinny Bastard fires a series of punches to the nose.
+Skinny Bastard annoys Commie Bastard with a series of furious punches to the nose. Commie Bastard quickly recovers.
-Commie Bastard paws a volley of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Skinny Bastard tosses a volley of loud punches to the temple! Commie Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Commie Bastard fires a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Skinny Bastard steps aside.
-Commie Bastard fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a pair of glancing punches to the chin. Commie Bastard gets mad!
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-Skinny Bastard paws a pair of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Commie Bastard punches Skinny Bastard with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Commie Bastard launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Commie Bastard probes with a jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Skinny Bastard tattoos Commie Bastard with a flurry of mean punches to the chin.
-Commie Bastard fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Skinny Bastard ties him up.
+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a straight right to the jaw.
+Commie Bastard staggers Skinny Bastard with a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
-Skinny Bastard fires a flurry of punches to the chin, but Commie Bastard escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 45 of 93 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 46 of 66 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 77-75
Commie Bastard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Commie Bastard annoys Skinny Bastard with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Skinny Bastard slams Commie Bastard with a pair of shots to the head. Commie Bastard covers up.
+Skinny Bastard backs up Commie Bastard with a barrage of blows to the temple. Commie Bastard laughs!
+Skinny Bastard lands a series of commanding punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Commie Bastard tattoos Skinny Bastard with a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
-Commie Bastard throws a pair of punches to the temple, but Skinny Bastard deftly avoits it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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-Commie Bastard attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but Skinny Bastard leaps aside.
+Commie Bastard hits with a volley of heavy punches to the temple. Skinny Bastard laughs!
-Commie Bastard attacks with a left right to the mouth, but misses.
+Skinny Bastard hurts Commie Bastard with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Commie Bastard lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard steps aside.
-Skinny Bastard lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Skinny Bastard smashes Commie Bastard with a glancing straight right to the jaw.
-Commie Bastard tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard takes it in the forearms.
+Commie Bastard throws a barrage of punches to the jaw!
+Commie Bastard attacks with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
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+Skinny Bastard connects with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
+Commie Bastard backs up Skinny Bastard with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Skinny Bastard smacks Commie Bastard with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Commie Bastard lunges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Commie Bastard lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Skinny Bastard ducks.
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+Commie Bastard lands a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
-Skinny Bastard probes with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Commie Bastard backs out of it.
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+Commie Bastard fires a sweeping right to the stomach. Skinny Bastard ignores it.
-Commie Bastard fires a left jab to the temple, but Skinny Bastard covers himself well.
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+Skinny Bastard tattoos Commie Bastard with a series of vicious punches to the head!
+Commie Bastard tattoos Skinny Bastard with a volley of quick shots to the temple.
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+Commie Bastard whacks Skinny Bastard with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
-Commie Bastard throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but Skinny Bastard leaps aside.
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+Skinny Bastard strikes with a volley of punches to the chin. Commie Bastard laughs!
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+Skinny Bastard lands a volley of powerful punches to the eye!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 51 of 98 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 45 of 59 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 86-85
Commie Bastard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
+Commie Bastard connects with a volley of stiff punches to the nose. Skinny Bastard ignores it.
-Commie Bastard tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but Skinny Bastard backs out of it.
-Commie Bastard lunges with a left straight right to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Commie Bastard backs up Skinny Bastard with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Skinny Bastard tosses a flurry of punches to the chin! Commie Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
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+Commie Bastard tosses a volley of loud punches to the nose.
-Commie Bastard attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Skinny Bastard quickly backs away.
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-Commie Bastard tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard steps aside and laughs.
+Skinny Bastard tosses a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Commie Bastard hits with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
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-Commie Bastard tries a series of right shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
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+Commie Bastard hits with a light left to the temple!!
+Skinny Bastard smashes Commie Bastard with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
+Commie Bastard tags Skinny Bastard with a volley of nice punches to the nose!! Skinny Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
-Skinny Bastard fires a volley of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Skinny Bastard throws a barrage of hard shots to the eye.
+Skinny Bastard pokes Commie Bastard with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Commie Bastard tries to land a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
-Commie Bastard probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard leaps aside.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
-Commie Bastard attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but Skinny Bastard escapes.
-Commie Bastard launches a pair of punches to the ribs, but Skinny Bastard takes it in the forearms.
+Skinny Bastard jars Commie Bastard with a barrage of light punches to the head.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard blocks.
+Skinny Bastard jolts Commie Bastard with a flurry of blows to the temple.
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+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a volley of nice punches to the ribs!!
-Commie Bastard launches a right to the nose, but Skinny Bastard hides behind his gloves.
-Commie Bastard tries to land a left left to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Skinny Bastard attacks with a series of punches to the chin!!
+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
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+Commie Bastard staggers Skinny Bastard with a straight right to the temple.
+Skinny Bastard tosses a nasty jab to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 45 of 98 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 73 of 79 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 96-94
Commie Bastard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard stays outside and uses his jab.
+Commie Bastard hammers Skinny Bastard with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus!
-Commie Bastard lashes out with a straight right to the face, but Skinny Bastard takes it in the forearms.
+Skinny Bastard jars Commie Bastard with a jab to the ribs. Commie Bastard quickly recovers.
+Skinny Bastard lashes out with a light left to the jaw.
+Commie Bastard solidly lands a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
-Commie Bastard paws a volley of punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard steps aside and laughs.
+Commie Bastard connects with a quick cross to the chin!!
-Commie Bastard fires a right to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Commie Bastard probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard blocks.
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-Commie Bastard launches a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard narrowly avoids it
-Commie Bastard attacks with a straight right to the face, but Skinny Bastard deftly avoits it.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Skinny Bastard throws a series of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Commie Bastard nails Skinny Bastard with a barrage of strong punches to the chest. Skinny Bastard retreats to the far corner.
+Skinny Bastard attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a series of punches to the nose.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Skinny Bastard slams Commie Bastard with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
-Commie Bastard fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but Skinny Bastard escapes.
+Skinny Bastard pummels Commie Bastard with a wild jab to the nose.
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+Skinny Bastard lands a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Commie Bastard pounds Skinny Bastard with a series of solid punches to the jaw.
+Skinny Bastard solidly lands a series of wild punches to the head!! Commie Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
+Skinny Bastard lands a series of punches to the ribs. Commie Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Skinny Bastard lashes out with a furious jab to the jaw.
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-Commie Bastard lunges with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
-Commie Bastard throws a right jab to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard narrowly avoids it
-Commie Bastard paws a series of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Commie Bastard tags Skinny Bastard with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
-Commie Bastard lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Commie Bastard hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Commie Bastard strikes with a volley of strong punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 46 of 99 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 66 of 71 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 106-103
Commie Bastard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Skinny Bastard tosses a stinging jab to the head!!
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+Commie Bastard suprises Skinny Bastard with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Skinny Bastard staggers Commie Bastard with a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw.
-Skinny Bastard paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Commie Bastard fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Skinny Bastard hits with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Commie Bastard lunges with a barrage of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Commie Bastard charges with a right sweeping right to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Skinny Bastard annoys Commie Bastard with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Commie Bastard smacks Skinny Bastard with a series of punches to the chin. Skinny Bastard backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 10 of 34 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 19 of 23 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Skinny Bastard is winning the fight 116-112
Commie Bastard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 10: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Skinny Bastard 116-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 8: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 9: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 10: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Skinny Bastard 115-113
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 8: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 9: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 10: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Skinny Bastard 115-113
Skinny Bastard wins by decision!
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