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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, June 2, 2018 In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Flasherdancer!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Mother In Law!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Flasherdancer stays outside and uses his jab. Mother fights inside. (inside) +Mother connects with a stiff hook to the eye. -Mother throws a right hook to the mouth, but falls short. -Mother attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but Flasherdancer stays away from it. +Flasherdancer hits with a flurry of shots to the chest!! ... +Flasherdancer takes charge with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest! +Mother jars Flasherdancer with a volley of punches to the head!! Flasherdancer retreats to the far corner. ... ... ... +Mother tosses a pair of stiff shots to the chin. Mother lands a powerful blow to the head and Flasherdancer bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Flasherdancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... +Flasherdancer tags Mother with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Mother hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... ... ... ... ... ... -Mother tries to land a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Flasherdancer leaps aside. ... -Mother probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Flasherdancer leaps aside. +Flasherdancer punches Mother with a series of punches to the ribs. Mother gets mad! +Flasherdancer hits with a flurry of punches to the chest. ... ... ... ... +Flasherdancer hits with a flurry of wild shots to the stomach!! Mother ignores it. ... +Flasherdancer belts Mother with a sweeping right to the ribs. ... ... +Flasherdancer throws a pair of powerful punches to the ribs. ... ... +Mother punches Flasherdancer with a stinging roundhouse to the head. Mother lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and Flasherdancer is lifted off his feet and onto his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Flasherdancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Flasherdancer lands a series of punches to the chest. Mother beats a hasty retreat. -Mother lunges with a left roundhouse to the chin, but falls short. ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Flasherdancer landed 39 of 43 punches, and Mother In Law landed 17 of 43 punches. Mother In Law won the round 10-7 Mother In Law is winning the fight 10-7 Flasherdancer doesn't even want to rest! Mother doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 2 Flasherdancer stays outside and uses his jab. Mother feints and fakes. (feinting) ... +Flasherdancer jars Mother with a flurry of punches to the chest! ... ... ... ... ... +Mother suprises Flasherdancer with a volley of feints to the stomach. ... ... ... ... ... ... +Flasherdancer fires a pair of furious feints to the chest. ... -Mother attempts a right feint and then an uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses completely. ... -Mother fires a combination to the ribs, but fails to score. ... +Flasherdancer shakes Mother with a heavy cross to the ribs. ... +Mother annoys Flasherdancer with a series of vicious punches to the chest. ... -Mother throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but goes wide. -Mother throws a pair of feints to the ribs, but misses. +Flasherdancer lashes out with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus. +Mother pummels Flasherdancer with a pair of strong shots to the ribs. ... ... ... +Flasherdancer lands a nice sweeping right to the ribs! Mother quickly recovers. ... +Flasherdancer jars Mother with a series of wild punches to the ribs. ... -Mother charges with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide. +Mother smacks Flasherdancer with a vicious feint and then a jab to the chest. +Flasherdancer smashes Mother with a series of feints to the stomach. ... ... +Flasherdancer slams Mother with a volley of feints to the chest. ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Flasherdancer landed 38 of 39 punches, and Mother In Law landed 21 of 49 punches. Flasherdancer won the round 10-9 Mother In Law is winning the fight 19-17 Flasherdancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Mother remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 3 Flasherdancer stays outside and uses his jab. Mother clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Flasherdancer lands a series of loud punches to the ribs. ... ... ... Flasherdancer tries to attack, but Mother hangs on until the referee separates them. +Flasherdancer punches Mother with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Mother is hurt! -Mother attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely. +Mother fires a barrage of stinging blows to the solar plexus. ... ... ... Flasherdancer tries to attack, but Mother hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... -Mother throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but Flasherdancer hides behind his gloves. -Mother paws a pair of left blows to the chest, but to no avail. ... ... ... -Mother probes with a right uppercut to the ribs, but Flasherdancer stays away from it. ... ... ... ... ... +Mother tags Flasherdancer with a volley of strong shots to the stomach. ... +Flasherdancer jars Mother with a hard cross to the stomach. Mother covers up. +Mother wallops Flasherdancer with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!! +Flasherdancer pokes Mother with a barrage of mean blows to the chest. +Flasherdancer hurts Mother with a series of nasty punches to the chest. +Flasherdancer smacks Mother with a light right to the stomach. ... ... +Flasherdancer clocks Mother with a vicious sweeping right to the ribs. ... ... +Flasherdancer scores with a jab to the chest. ... -Mother charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Flasherdancer stays away from it. -Mother probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but he's too slow. ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Flasherdancer landed 38 of 40 punches, and Mother In Law landed 17 of 47 punches. Flasherdancer won the round 10-9 Mother In Law is winning the fight 28-27 Flasherdancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. Mother grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. ROUND 4 Flasherdancer stays outside and uses his jab. Mother is a raging bull!. (all-out) ... +Mother catches Flasherdancer with a series of nice roundhouses to the stomach. Mother lands a bone crushing right smash to the jaw and Flasherdancer hurtles to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Flasherdancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Mother smacks Flasherdancer with a flurry of roundhouses to the chest. ... ... ... +Flasherdancer lands a left to the chest. ... ... ... -Mother tries a left right to the chest, but goes wide. ... ... +Flasherdancer jars Mother with a pair of punches to the stomach. Mother sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" ... +Mother tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the chin. Mother lands a beautiful haymaker and Flasherdancer's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Flasherdancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... ... +Flasherdancer tags Mother with a jab to the stomach. ... ... +Flasherdancer tags Mother with a vicious right to the ribs. +Flasherdancer punches Mother with a flurry of punches to the stomach. ... ... ... ... ... +Flasherdancer hits with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus. +Flasherdancer rocks Mother with a vicious jab to the chest. Mother seems wobbly! -Mother attempts a right left to the ribs, but goes wide. ... +Flasherdancer solidly lands a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs. +Mother catches Flasherdancer with a volley of blows to the nose. Flasherdancer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" +Mother fires a flurry of nasty uppercuts to the temple. Flasherdancer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" -Mother attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Flasherdancer covers himself well. ... ... ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Flasherdancer landed 38 of 42 punches, and Mother In Law landed 16 of 33 punches. Mother In Law won the round 10-7 Mother In Law is winning the fight 38-34 Flasherdancer is slowing down. Mother is slowing down. ROUND 5 Flasherdancer stays outside and uses his jab. Mother throws everything he's got! (all-out) +Mother scores with a volley of stinging punches to the chin. Mother lands a vicious hook and Flasherdancer lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Flasherdancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Flasherdancer grazes Mother with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!! +Flasherdancer grazes Mother with a flurry of punches to the stomach. ... ... +Flasherdancer clocks Mother with a nice jab to the chest. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... -Mother tries a barrage of right shots to the nose, but goes wide. +Flasherdancer tosses a flurry of mean punches to the stomach. +Mother thumps Flasherdancer with a series of mean roundhouses to the jaw. Mother lands a resounding left blow to the head and Flasherdancer goes over backwards!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Mother In Law wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Flasherdancer looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. Mother collapses limply onto his stool. Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Mother In Law 10-7 Round 2: Flasherdancer 10-9 Round 3: Flasherdancer 10-9 Round 4: Mother In Law 10-7 Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Mother In Law 10-7 Round 2: Flasherdancer 10-9 Round 3: Flasherdancer 10-9 Round 4: Mother In Law 10-7 George Foreman had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Mother In Law 10-7 Round 2: Flasherdancer 10-9 Round 3: Flasherdancer 10-9 Round 4: Mother In Law 10-7 Mother In Law wins by a knockout!