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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated BOT-177226 by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, June 2, 2018

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 516 pounds (234 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is BOT-177226!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177226 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Noodle lashes out with a jab to the face, but is ineffective.
+Bot-177226 fires a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
+Noodle tags Bot-177226 with a barrage of mean punches to the head.
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+Noodle smacks Bot-177226 with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
+Bot-177226 connects with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw!
-Noodle fires a roundhouse to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Noodle annoys Bot-177226 with a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Noodle punches Bot-177226 with a series of strong punches to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Noodle tattoos Bot-177226 with a jab to the chin.
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-Bot-177226 attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but Noodle blocks.
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-Bot-177226 probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Noodle covers himself well.
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-Bot-177226 tries to land a barrage of right punches to the face, but Noodle covers himself well.
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+Bot-177226 lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Bot-177226 hits with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-177226 probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Noodle ducks.
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+Noodle hurts Bot-177226 with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Bot-177226 shakes Noodle with a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Bot-177226 fires a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Noodle ducks.
+Noodle throws a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle annoys Bot-177226 with a loud roundhouse to the chest.
-Bot-177226 charges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bot-177226 rocks Noodle with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Noodle fires a pair of vicious punches to the face.
+Bot-177226 thumps Noodle with a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 50 of 65 punches, and BOT-177226 landed 40 of 62 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-177226 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177226 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Noodle stuns Bot-177226 with a barrage of powerful punches to the head. Bot-177226 grimaces in pain.
+Bot-177226 pummels Noodle with a series of punches to the nose! Noodle falls against the ropes!
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-Bot-177226 lunges with a volley of left shots to the head, but misses.
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+Bot-177226 tattoos Noodle with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw. Noodle doesn't notice.
-Noodle lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
-Bot-177226 lunges with a jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Bot-177226 annoys Noodle with a powerful roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+Noodle connects with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple. Bot-177226 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle catches Bot-177226 with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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+Noodle tattoos Bot-177226 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Bot-177226 lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Noodle covers himself well.
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+Bot-177226 clocks Noodle with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest. Noodle gets mad!
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-Noodle attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
-Bot-177226 launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Bot-177226 launches a left to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Noodle tags Bot-177226 with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Bot-177226 annoys Noodle with a furious jab to the eye.
+Noodle drills Bot-177226 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Bot-177226 backs up Noodle with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
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-Bot-177226 tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Bot-177226 lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Noodle escapes.
+Noodle whacks Bot-177226 with a volley of solid shots to the chest.
+Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 52 of 63 punches, and BOT-177226 landed 36 of 61 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-177226 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177226 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Noodle attacks with a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Noodle launches a sweeping right to the jaw, but Bot-177226 leaps aside.
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-Bot-177226 probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Noodle ties him up.
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+Bot-177226 connects with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle shakes Bot-177226 with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle smashes Bot-177226 with a volley of punches to the head!
+Bot-177226 attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-177226 punches Noodle with a series of vicious shots to the temple.
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+Noodle grazes Bot-177226 with a flurry of nice punches to the chin. Bot-177226 ignores it.
+Noodle connects with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Noodle pummels Bot-177226 with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus!
-Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Bot-177226 stays away from it.
+Noodle pops Bot-177226 with a series of mean punches to the jaw!!
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+Noodle lands a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle grazes Bot-177226 with a series of furious blows to the chin!
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-Bot-177226 launches a volley of punches to the eye, but Noodle ducks.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
+Noodle hurts Bot-177226 with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
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-Bot-177226 tries to land a volley of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-177226 attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
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+Bot-177226 catches Noodle with a flurry of painful punches to the eye. Noodle is hurt!
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+Bot-177226 drills Noodle with a stinging sweeping right to the eye.
+Bot-177226 hits with a pair of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 43 of 65 punches, and BOT-177226 landed 34 of 61 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-177226 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-177226 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Noodle annoys Bot-177226 with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-177226 attacks with Noodle with a head butt! The audience is howling!
-Bot-177226 tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
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+Noodle grazes Bot-177226 with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
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+Noodle attacks with a flurry of shots to the nose.
-Bot-177226 lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Bot-177226 rocks Noodle with a series of light punches to the head.
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+Bot-177226 attacks with a series of solid combinations to the face. Noodle laughs!
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-Bot-177226 fires a volley of right combinations to the head, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
+Noodle connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Bot-177226 hits with a flurry of heavy combinations to the mouth.
+Bot-177226 lands a volley of glancing combinations to the chin. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
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+Noodle hits Bot-177226 with a barrage of nice blows to the mouth.
+Noodle annoys Bot-177226 with a volley of loud punches to the head. Bot-177226 grimaces in pain.
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+Noodle hits Bot-177226 with a series of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle punches Bot-177226 with a barrage of punches to the temple. Bot-177226 laughs!
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Noodle rocks Bot-177226 with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw. Bot-177226 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 66 of 67 punches, and BOT-177226 landed 19 of 38 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-177226 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!