Public Fight Report
(Super-Lightweight) Commie Bastard and Skinny Bastard fought to a unanimous decision draw: 114-114, 114-114, 114-114.Match Thursday, May 31, 2018In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Commie Bastard!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Skinny Bastard!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Commie Bastard scores with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Commie Bastard lands a flurry of punches to the head. Skinny Bastard covers up.
-Commie Bastard charges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
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+Commie Bastard stuns Skinny Bastard with a series of punches to the nose!
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+Commie Bastard shakes Skinny Bastard with a barrage of mean punches to the chest. Skinny Bastard seems wobbly!
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+Commie Bastard jolts Skinny Bastard with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Skinny Bastard pounds Commie Bastard with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach. Commie Bastard laughs!
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-Skinny Bastard fires a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Commie Bastard throws a left to the chest, but Skinny Bastard deftly avoits it.
-Skinny Bastard fires a series of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Skinny Bastard throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Commie Bastard quickly recovers.
+Skinny Bastard connects with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Commie Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Commie Bastard tosses a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
+Commie Bastard wakes up the fans with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
-Commie Bastard attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
-Commie Bastard lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Commie Bastard throws a pair of punches to the face.
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-Commie Bastard attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 35 of 67 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 20 of 32 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 10-9
Commie Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Skinny Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Skinny Bastard stuns Commie Bastard with a furious cross to the ribs.
-Skinny Bastard probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Commie Bastard grazes Skinny Bastard with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Skinny Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Commie Bastard probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Commie Bastard attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
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+Commie Bastard fires a flurry of glancing punches to the chest. Skinny Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a nasty cross to the stomach.
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+Skinny Bastard throws a flurry of powerful punches to the temple. Commie Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Skinny Bastard pummels Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Skinny Bastard wakes up the fans with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Commie Bastard attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
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+Commie Bastard takes charge with a jab to the chest.
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+Skinny Bastard lands a series of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Skinny Bastard attempts a sweeping right to the face, but to no avail.
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-Skinny Bastard launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but Commie Bastard ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 14 of 32 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 29 of 47 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Commie Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Skinny Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Commie Bastard paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard blocks.
+Commie Bastard tags Skinny Bastard with a barrage of punches to the temple. Skinny Bastard ignores it.
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-Commie Bastard tries to land a jab to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard ducks.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Skinny Bastard annoys Commie Bastard with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Commie Bastard staggers Skinny Bastard with a series of punches to the head. Skinny Bastard asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Commie Bastard tries a volley of punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard escapes.
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+Commie Bastard takes charge with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Commie Bastard tries a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Commie Bastard lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Commie Bastard throws a series of punches to the solar plexus!! Skinny Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Commie Bastard lands a flurry of shots to the mouth.
+Commie Bastard connects with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
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-Skinny Bastard charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Skinny Bastard whacks Commie Bastard with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw!
-Commie Bastard throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the nose!
+Skinny Bastard tosses a series of hard punches to the mouth.
-Commie Bastard attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Commie Bastard lands a off balance right to the jaw. Skinny Bastard asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Commie Bastard connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Commie Bastard tosses a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Skinny Bastard solidly lands a volley of punches to the chin.
+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
+Skinny Bastard belts Commie Bastard with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
-Commie Bastard launches a series of left shots to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard stays away from it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 47 of 80 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 41 of 47 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 29-28
Commie Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Skinny Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Commie Bastard probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Skinny Bastard connects with a series of punches to the mouth. Commie Bastard grimaces in pain.
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-Commie Bastard tries to land a volley of shots to the nose, but Skinny Bastard steps aside and laughs.
+Commie Bastard rocks Skinny Bastard with a roundhouse to the chin.
+Skinny Bastard grazes Commie Bastard with a pair of nice punches to the mouth. Commie Bastard shakes his head to clear it.
-Commie Bastard launches a barrage of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Commie Bastard punches Skinny Bastard with a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Commie Bastard throws a right jab to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard narrowly avoids it
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+Commie Bastard hits with a series of strong shots to the mouth.
-Skinny Bastard fires a right to the jaw, but Commie Bastard ties him up.
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+Skinny Bastard stuns Commie Bastard with a jab to the stomach.
+Commie Bastard annoys Skinny Bastard with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Commie Bastard pops Skinny Bastard with a volley of light punches to the head.
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-Commie Bastard tries a volley of punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Commie Bastard attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
-Commie Bastard fires a right jab to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Skinny Bastard throws a barrage of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Skinny Bastard catches Commie Bastard with a series of commanding punches to the head.
-Skinny Bastard lunges with a left jab to the face, but Commie Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Commie Bastard wallops Skinny Bastard with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
-Commie Bastard tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but Skinny Bastard leaps aside.
+Skinny Bastard annoys Commie Bastard with a volley of vicious punches to the nose. Commie Bastard laughs!
+Skinny Bastard tattoos Commie Bastard with a series of wild punches to the mouth!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 39 of 81 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 35 of 45 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 39-37
Commie Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Commie Bastard nails Skinny Bastard with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
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-Commie Bastard throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Skinny Bastard escapes.
-Skinny Bastard tries to land a series of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Skinny Bastard takes charge with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple.
-Commie Bastard probes with a left jab to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Skinny Bastard fires a powerful jab to the temple.
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+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Skinny Bastard tries a pair of punches to the temple, but Commie Bastard covers himself well.
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+Skinny Bastard jars Commie Bastard with a pair of painful punches to the mouth. Commie Bastard doesn't seem bothered.
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+Skinny Bastard throws a pair of punches to the nose!!
-Commie Bastard launches a series of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Skinny Bastard paws a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Commie Bastard connects with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
-Skinny Bastard throws a series of left punches to the nose, but Commie Bastard narrowly avoids it
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+Skinny Bastard nails Commie Bastard with a barrage of off balance shots to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 13 of 33 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 33 of 45 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 48-47
Commie Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Commie Bastard hammers Skinny Bastard with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Commie Bastard pummels Skinny Bastard with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
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-Commie Bastard paws a jab to the head, but Skinny Bastard ducks.
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+Commie Bastard fires a series of painful punches to the jaw!
+Commie Bastard thumps Skinny Bastard with a off balance roundhouse to the solar plexus. Skinny Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Commie Bastard hits with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Skinny Bastard lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but falls short.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard stays away from it.
-Commie Bastard probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Skinny Bastard covers himself well.
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-Skinny Bastard launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Commie Bastard launches a volley of punches to the head, but Skinny Bastard escapes.
+Skinny Bastard lands a volley of nasty punches to the face. Commie Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Commie Bastard scores with a pair of punches to the ribs. Skinny Bastard laughs!
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+Skinny Bastard fires a barrage of commanding punches to the temple. Commie Bastard is hurt!
+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a volley of strong punches to the mouth. Commie Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a volley of wild punches to the head.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
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-Commie Bastard throws a right left to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Commie Bastard lunges with a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Skinny Bastard quickly backs away.
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-Commie Bastard fires a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Commie Bastard paws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard stays away from it.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
+Commie Bastard pokes Skinny Bastard with a volley of loud punches to the face.
-Skinny Bastard throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 38 of 79 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 31 of 49 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 58-56
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Skinny Bastard lashes out with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw!
-Commie Bastard attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Skinny Bastard attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Commie Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
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+Skinny Bastard wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Skinny Bastard charges with a pair of right punches to the head, but Commie Bastard ties him up.
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+Commie Bastard hits Skinny Bastard with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Skinny Bastard belts Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Skinny Bastard throws a series of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Commie Bastard lashes out with a jab to the chest!!
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+Skinny Bastard suprises Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the face.
+Skinny Bastard lands a series of punches to the mouth. Commie Bastard grimaces in pain.
+Skinny Bastard scores with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Commie Bastard paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Commie Bastard lunges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Skinny Bastard quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 12 of 33 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 23 of 38 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 67-66
Commie Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Skinny Bastard paws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
-Commie Bastard paws a left straight right to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Commie Bastard takes charge with a vicious sweeping right to the jaw!!
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+Skinny Bastard whacks Commie Bastard with a flurry of punches to the temple!! Commie Bastard laughs!
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+Commie Bastard hits with a series of punches to the chin. Skinny Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Skinny Bastard attempts a pair of punches to the face, but Commie Bastard takes it in the forearms.
+Commie Bastard hits Skinny Bastard with a pair of wild punches to the stomach. Skinny Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Commie Bastard tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Skinny Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
+Commie Bastard clocks Skinny Bastard with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Commie Bastard attempts a left cross to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Commie Bastard shakes Skinny Bastard with a series of punches to the chin!!
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-Commie Bastard attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but Skinny Bastard escapes.
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+Skinny Bastard grazes Commie Bastard with a volley of commanding punches to the chin. Commie Bastard grimaces in pain.
+Commie Bastard strikes with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Commie Bastard fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Commie Bastard attacks with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
+Commie Bastard fires a flurry of shots to the chin. Skinny Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Skinny Bastard stuns Commie Bastard with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+Skinny Bastard hits with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
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-Skinny Bastard throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Commie Bastard fires a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Commie Bastard fires a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 37 of 78 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 24 of 40 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 77-75
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Commie Bastard probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Skinny Bastard ducks.
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-Commie Bastard tries a right cross to the nose, but Skinny Bastard leaps aside.
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+Commie Bastard smacks Skinny Bastard with a stiff roundhouse to the face!!
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-Skinny Bastard throws a pair of right combinations to the eye, but Commie Bastard backs out of it.
+Skinny Bastard nails Commie Bastard with a pair of mean punches to the temple. Commie Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Commie Bastard attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but Skinny Bastard backs out of it.
+Commie Bastard fires a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
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-Skinny Bastard throws a series of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Skinny Bastard tosses a furious right to the head. Commie Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a volley of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Skinny Bastard hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 13 of 28 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 19 of 34 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 86-85
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Commie Bastard paws a barrage of shots to the head, but Skinny Bastard steps aside.
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+Commie Bastard lands a pair of punches to the head.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a series of right combinations to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Commie Bastard shakes Skinny Bastard with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Skinny Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
+Commie Bastard pokes Skinny Bastard with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Commie Bastard charges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard blocks.
-Skinny Bastard charges with a flurry of right combinations to the eye, but Commie Bastard hides behind his gloves.
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-Skinny Bastard tries a pair of left combinations to the temple, but Commie Bastard hides behind his gloves.
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+Commie Bastard hits with a pair of punches to the ribs. Skinny Bastard shakes his head to clear it.
+Commie Bastard annoys Skinny Bastard with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
+Skinny Bastard pops Commie Bastard with a flurry of nasty combinations to the face.
-Commie Bastard paws a volley of combinations to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Commie Bastard lands a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
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-Commie Bastard throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Commie Bastard pops Skinny Bastard with a flurry of furious punches to the face.
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+Commie Bastard hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Commie Bastard tries a series of punches to the chin, but Skinny Bastard deftly avoits it.
+Commie Bastard smashes Skinny Bastard with a barrage of punches to the eye. Skinny Bastard doesn't notice.
+Commie Bastard lands Skinny Bastard with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Skinny Bastard fires a volley of nasty combinations to the head!
-Commie Bastard fires a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard steps aside and laughs.
-Commie Bastard fires a flurry of punches to the head, but Skinny Bastard steps aside.
+Commie Bastard fires a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Commie Bastard tries a volley of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Skinny Bastard hammers Commie Bastard with a flurry of hard combinations to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 47 of 88 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 18 of 33 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 96-94
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Skinny Bastard probes with a left jab to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Commie Bastard attacks with a right jab to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Commie Bastard launches a barrage of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Skinny Bastard shakes Commie Bastard with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Skinny Bastard throws a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Skinny Bastard clocks Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Commie Bastard lashes out with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard backs out of it.
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-Skinny Bastard tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Skinny Bastard lashes out with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Commie Bastard backs out of it.
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+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a painful jab to the head!
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-Commie Bastard attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Skinny Bastard jolts Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Skinny Bastard attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose. Commie Bastard shakes his head to clear it.
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+Skinny Bastard connects with a pair of punches to the jaw!
+Skinny Bastard throws a pair of punches to the face.
+Skinny Bastard fires a straight right to the stomach.
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-Skinny Bastard lunges with a right jab to the stomach, but Commie Bastard escapes.
+Skinny Bastard belts Commie Bastard with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose! Commie Bastard falls against the ropes!
+Commie Bastard stuns Skinny Bastard with a series of hard punches to the temple.
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+Commie Bastard hurts Skinny Bastard with a series of light punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 11 of 30 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 39 of 63 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 105-104
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 12
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Skinny Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Commie Bastard throws a jab to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Commie Bastard charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard steps aside and laughs.
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-Commie Bastard tries to land a left straight right to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Commie Bastard probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard quickly backs away.
-Skinny Bastard lashes out with a volley of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Commie Bastard attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Commie Bastard charges with a jab to the head, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
+Skinny Bastard staggers Commie Bastard with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Commie Bastard is hurt!
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+Skinny Bastard belts Commie Bastard with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Skinny Bastard pummels Commie Bastard with a strong jab to the chin.
-Commie Bastard charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Commie Bastard lands a series of hard punches to the chin. Skinny Bastard ignores it.
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-Commie Bastard attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Skinny Bastard nails Commie Bastard with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
+Skinny Bastard lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Commie Bastard covers up.
+Commie Bastard pops Skinny Bastard with a commanding roundhouse to the face.
-Skinny Bastard launches a pair of punches to the nose, but misses.
-Commie Bastard attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Skinny Bastard jars Commie Bastard with a flurry of strong punches to the eye. Commie Bastard ignores it.
-Commie Bastard charges with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Skinny Bastard escapes.
+Commie Bastard pops Skinny Bastard with a painful uppercut to the eye.
+Commie Bastard stuns Skinny Bastard with a flurry of shots to the head.
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-Commie Bastard launches a series of right punches to the chin, but Skinny Bastard steps aside.
+Skinny Bastard backs up Commie Bastard with a flurry of loud punches to the chest. Commie Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
+Skinny Bastard fires a pair of mean punches to the temple.
-Commie Bastard throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Skinny Bastard blocks.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard ties him up.
+Commie Bastard scores with a jab to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Commie Bastard hits with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth. Skinny Bastard grimaces in pain.
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-Commie Bastard attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 43 of 100 punches, and Skinny Bastard landed 50 of 62 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 8: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 9: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 8: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 9: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 8: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 9: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
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