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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Peter Plan by unanimous decision: 39-37, 40-36, 40-37.

Match Saturday, May 26, 2018

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 516 pounds (234 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 778 pounds (353 kilograms) is Peter Plan!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Noodle throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Peter ducks.
+Peter throws a left to the mouth. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Noodle scores with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Noodle whacks Peter with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle lands a series of solid punches to the face!!
-Noodle attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle wallops Peter with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Noodle throws a barrage of punches to the jaw!!
+Peter hits Noodle with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Noodle attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Peter steps aside.
+Noodle pokes Peter with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Peter drills Noodle with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
-Noodle throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Noodle fires a pair of punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Peter fires a flurry of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Peter hits Noodle with a strong left to the jaw.
-Peter attempts a roundhouse to the head, but to no avail.
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-Peter attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Noodle attempts a flurry of blows to the eye, but Peter hides behind his gloves.
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+Peter catches Noodle with a volley of punches to the temple. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 35 of 64 punches, and Peter Plan landed 27 of 47 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Peter doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

+Noodle fires a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Peter throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
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+Noodle smacks Peter with a series of painful punches to the head.
+Noodle smacks Peter with a roundhouse to the eye.
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+Noodle clocks Peter with a nice cross to the eye.
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+Peter backs up Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose!!
+Noodle catches Peter with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Peter solidly lands a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Peter lunges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Peter hits with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Noodle tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Noodle throws a series of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Peter shakes Noodle with a volley of punches to the face. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Noodle staggers Peter with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
+Peter throws a series of shots to the mouth.
-Peter paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Noodle leaps aside.
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-Noodle throws a series of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Peter smashes Noodle with a series of punches to the nose.
-Noodle charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Peter escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 34 of 65 punches, and Peter Plan landed 29 of 43 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-19


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Peter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Peter probes with a right jab to the mouth, but Noodle ducks.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Noodle paws a barrage of left punches to the head, but Peter hides behind his gloves.
-Peter attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Peter scores with a volley of punches to the nose. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
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-Noodle launches a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Peter hides behind his gloves.
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-Peter lashes out with a series of right punches to the face, but misses.
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+Peter throws a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Peter whacks Noodle with a series of punches to the chin.
-Noodle throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Peter beats a hasty retreat.
-Noodle throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Peter beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle tosses a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
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-Noodle throws a straight right to the chest, but Peter steps aside and laughs.
+Noodle pops Peter with a quick jab to the chest.
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-Peter charges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Peter belts Noodle with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Noodle paws a series of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
+Noodle hits Peter with a barrage of quick punches to the nose.
+Peter punches Noodle with a pair of punches to the chin. Noodle quickly recovers.
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-Noodle attempts a straight right to the temple, but Peter quickly backs away.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 27 of 59 punches, and Peter Plan landed 24 of 48 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-28


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Peter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Noodle throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Peter ties him up.
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+Peter tosses a solid cross to the head.
-Peter attempts a left jab to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Noodle throws a pair of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Peter throws a series of right blows to the nose, but Noodle leaps aside.
-Noodle launches a volley of right blows to the chest, but Peter covers himself well.
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-Noodle probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Peter tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Noodle catches Peter with a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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-Peter paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Noodle annoys Peter with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Peter grimaces in pain.
-Noodle lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Peter pummels Noodle with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle clocks Peter with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Peter tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but Noodle quickly backs away.
+Noodle attacks with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle attacks with a series of stiff punches to the face.
-Noodle paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Peter steps aside.
+Peter tattoos Noodle with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Peter wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the nose!
+Noodle pokes Peter with a series of loud punches to the jaw.
-Noodle throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but Peter deftly avoits it.
+Peter lashes out with a flurry of punches to the temple. Noodle ignores it.
+Peter nails Noodle with a pair of nasty punches to the chin!
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-Noodle attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Peter covers himself well.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 29 of 67 punches, and Peter Plan landed 27 of 49 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-37


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Peter doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Peter Plan 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-37

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!