Public Fight Report
(Super-Lightweight) Commie Bastard defeated Skinny Bastard by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Thursday, May 24, 2018In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Skinny Bastard!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Commie Bastard!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Skinny Bastard throws a heavy sweeping right to the stomach.
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-Commie Bastard charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Commie Bastard fires a volley of hard blows to the face.
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-Commie Bastard paws a jab to the face, but goes wide.
+Skinny Bastard thumps Commie Bastard with a series of punches to the chest.
+Commie Bastard hits with a flurry of nice punches to the temple. Skinny Bastard grimaces in pain.
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+Commie Bastard hits Skinny Bastard with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
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-Commie Bastard lashes out with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Skinny Bastard ducks.
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+Commie Bastard pops Skinny Bastard with a series of solid punches to the stomach!
-Commie Bastard paws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Skinny Bastard blocks.
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+Commie Bastard tosses a series of punches to the eye. Skinny Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
-Skinny Bastard attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Commie Bastard escapes.
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-Commie Bastard paws a pair of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Commie Bastard scores with a pair of loud punches to the face.
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+Commie Bastard fires a volley of quick punches to the nose! Skinny Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Skinny Bastard hits with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 22 of 31 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 35 of 63 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 10-9
Skinny Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Commie Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Skinny Bastard smacks Commie Bastard with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
+Skinny Bastard backs up Commie Bastard with a pair of punches to the ribs. Commie Bastard backpedals to his own corner.
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+Commie Bastard pops Skinny Bastard with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach. Skinny Bastard is hurt!
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+Skinny Bastard drills Commie Bastard with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Skinny Bastard attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Skinny Bastard attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Commie Bastard ties him up.
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+Skinny Bastard lands a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach!
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+Commie Bastard drills Skinny Bastard with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Commie Bastard charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a barrage of wild punches to the temple. Commie Bastard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Commie Bastard probes with a right straight right to the stomach, but Skinny Bastard beats a hasty retreat.
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-Commie Bastard tries to land a roundhouse to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Skinny Bastard attacks with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Commie Bastard leaps aside.
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+Skinny Bastard tosses a volley of loud punches to the chest!!
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+Skinny Bastard hits with a barrage of punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 30 of 48 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 13 of 32 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Skinny Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Commie Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Commie Bastard tries a volley of left punches to the chin, but misses.
-Commie Bastard fires a volley of right punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard takes it in the forearms.
+Commie Bastard backs up Skinny Bastard with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
-Commie Bastard tries to land a flurry of punches to the temple, but Skinny Bastard escapes.
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+Skinny Bastard hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+Commie Bastard jolts Skinny Bastard with a flurry of furious blows to the temple.
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+Commie Bastard pounds Skinny Bastard with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Commie Bastard fires a left straight right to the face, but is ineffective.
+Commie Bastard smashes Skinny Bastard with a straight right to the chest.
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+Skinny Bastard smashes Commie Bastard with a volley of hard punches to the chin.
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-Commie Bastard paws a volley of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Skinny Bastard tries to land a series of right punches to the chin, but Commie Bastard leaps aside.
+Commie Bastard drills Skinny Bastard with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Skinny Bastard takes charge with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple. Commie Bastard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Commie Bastard hits with a mean jab to the nose. Skinny Bastard retreats to the far corner.
-Commie Bastard throws a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard covers himself well.
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+Commie Bastard annoys Skinny Bastard with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
+Commie Bastard catches Skinny Bastard with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Skinny Bastard nails Commie Bastard with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
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+Skinny Bastard drills Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the temple. Commie Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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-Skinny Bastard probes with a jab to the eye, but Commie Bastard deftly avoits it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 38 of 47 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 40 of 81 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 29-28
Skinny Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Commie Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Commie Bastard whacks Skinny Bastard with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
+Commie Bastard tosses a solid jab to the ribs.
+Skinny Bastard clocks Commie Bastard with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Skinny Bastard lands a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Commie Bastard thumps Skinny Bastard with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
-Skinny Bastard lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Commie Bastard tries a left cross to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Commie Bastard whacks Skinny Bastard with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye.
+Skinny Bastard tosses a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Commie Bastard attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Commie Bastard strikes with a volley of wild punches to the face!
-Skinny Bastard paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Skinny Bastard jars Commie Bastard with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
-Commie Bastard tries a right jab to the head, but to no avail.
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+Commie Bastard stuns Skinny Bastard with a series of nice punches to the nose. Skinny Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Commie Bastard throws a jab to the chest, but Skinny Bastard deftly avoits it.
+Skinny Bastard jolts Commie Bastard with a flurry of powerful punches to the head!! Commie Bastard falls against the ropes!
-Commie Bastard tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but Skinny Bastard steps aside.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
-Skinny Bastard attempts a series of left blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Commie Bastard lunges with a cross to the chest, but only hits air.
+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a pair of stinging punches to the head!
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-Commie Bastard lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 31 of 46 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 39 of 76 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 39-37
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Commie Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Commie Bastard pops Skinny Bastard with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs. Skinny Bastard covers up.
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-Commie Bastard charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Skinny Bastard backs out of it.
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+Skinny Bastard grazes Commie Bastard with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
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+Skinny Bastard wallops Commie Bastard with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye!
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-Skinny Bastard throws a right jab to the face, but Commie Bastard backs out of it.
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+Commie Bastard tattoos Skinny Bastard with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Skinny Bastard attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Skinny Bastard slams Commie Bastard with a pair of powerful punches to the face!!
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+Skinny Bastard smashes Commie Bastard with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus!
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-Skinny Bastard fires a roundhouse to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Skinny Bastard hides behind his gloves.
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+Skinny Bastard hammers Commie Bastard with a flurry of light punches to the face.
-Commie Bastard paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Skinny Bastard hides behind his gloves.
+Commie Bastard annoys Skinny Bastard with a pair of off balance punches to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 32 of 49 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 13 of 29 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 48-47
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Commie Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Commie Bastard thumps Skinny Bastard with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Commie Bastard attacks with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard steps aside.
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+Skinny Bastard whacks Commie Bastard with a volley of nice punches to the eye.
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+Commie Bastard hammers Skinny Bastard with a pair of mean punches to the face!
-Commie Bastard attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Skinny Bastard deftly avoits it.
+Skinny Bastard hurts Commie Bastard with a furious straight right to the chin.
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-Skinny Bastard attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but Commie Bastard ties him up.
+Skinny Bastard belts Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Commie Bastard launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard quickly backs away.
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-Commie Bastard lashes out with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard steps aside.
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-Skinny Bastard probes with a series of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Skinny Bastard tosses a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
-Commie Bastard launches a jab to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Commie Bastard hurts Skinny Bastard with a pair of punches to the temple. Skinny Bastard doesn't notice.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Skinny Bastard pummels Commie Bastard with a volley of vicious punches to the chin. Commie Bastard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Skinny Bastard grazes Commie Bastard with a volley of painful punches to the head.
-Commie Bastard tries to land a series of right punches to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard ducks.
-Commie Bastard lashes out with a left straight right to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a left sweeping right to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard takes it in the forearms.
+Commie Bastard hits with a series of wild punches to the nose.
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+Commie Bastard jars Skinny Bastard with a nice straight right to the face.
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+Skinny Bastard pops Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the head!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 35 of 48 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 37 of 88 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Skinny Bastard attacks with a series of vicious punches to the head.
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-Skinny Bastard attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Skinny Bastard lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Skinny Bastard probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Commie Bastard tries to land a straight right to the eye, but Skinny Bastard takes it in the forearms.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a series of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Commie Bastard launches a pair of left punches to the eye, but Skinny Bastard backs out of it.
-Commie Bastard tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Commie Bastard suprises Skinny Bastard with a pair of painful punches to the head.
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+Commie Bastard pokes Skinny Bastard with a roundhouse to the mouth.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Skinny Bastard quickly backs away.
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+Commie Bastard attacks with a solid sweeping right to the chest.
+Skinny Bastard drills Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the eye. Commie Bastard asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Commie Bastard attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard ducks.
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+Commie Bastard whacks Skinny Bastard with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Commie Bastard staggers Skinny Bastard with a jab to the nose.
+Skinny Bastard throws a straight right to the jaw.
+Commie Bastard smacks Skinny Bastard with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus. Skinny Bastard falls against the ropes!
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-Commie Bastard charges with a series of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Commie Bastard probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Skinny Bastard ties him up.
-Commie Bastard lunges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Skinny Bastard stays away from it.
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-Commie Bastard fires a volley of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 23 of 38 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 38 of 89 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 67-66
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Skinny Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Commie Bastard grazes Skinny Bastard with a volley of commanding blows to the mouth.
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+Skinny Bastard lands a pair of punches to the face.
+Commie Bastard lands a volley of punches to the head!
+Skinny Bastard tattoos Commie Bastard with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
-Skinny Bastard attempts a left to the nose, but Commie Bastard steps aside and laughs.
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-Commie Bastard throws a volley of left shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Skinny Bastard pokes Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Commie Bastard charges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard blocks.
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+Skinny Bastard hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the face!!
-Commie Bastard probes with a series of right punches to the face, but Skinny Bastard ducks.
-Commie Bastard probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Skinny Bastard ducks.
-Commie Bastard tries to land a left sweeping right to the head, but misses completely.
-Commie Bastard lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but Skinny Bastard stays away from it.
+Commie Bastard drills Skinny Bastard with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Skinny Bastard connects with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Commie Bastard tries a left straight right to the face, but Skinny Bastard ducks just in time.
-Skinny Bastard charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Commie Bastard escapes.
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+Commie Bastard catches Skinny Bastard with a pair of nice punches to the head!
-Commie Bastard throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Skinny Bastard clocks Commie Bastard with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus!! Commie Bastard seems wobbly!
+Commie Bastard fires a flurry of mean punches to the head. Skinny Bastard asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Commie Bastard hits with a series of strong punches to the eye. Skinny Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Skinny Bastard annoys Commie Bastard with a cross to the solar plexus. Commie Bastard retreats to the far corner.
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+Skinny Bastard tosses a flurry of shots to the chin!! Commie Bastard seems wobbly!
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 46 of 65 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 32 of 73 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Skinny Bastard tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Commie Bastard probes with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Skinny Bastard leaps aside.
+Skinny Bastard scores with a series of punches to the face.
+Commie Bastard hammers Skinny Bastard with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Commie Bastard rocks Skinny Bastard with a volley of strong punches to the head.
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-Commie Bastard tries to land a straight right to the face, but Skinny Bastard steps aside and laughs.
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+Commie Bastard hits Skinny Bastard with a commanding combination to the solar plexus.
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+Skinny Bastard tosses a pair of punches to the eye.
-Skinny Bastard throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Commie Bastard covers himself well.
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+Skinny Bastard hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Commie Bastard tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Skinny Bastard deftly avoits it.
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-Commie Bastard lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
-Commie Bastard probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Skinny Bastard deftly avoits it.
-Commie Bastard paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Skinny Bastard blocks.
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-Commie Bastard tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Skinny Bastard solidly lands a pair of strong combinations to the head.
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+Commie Bastard hits with a vicious roundhouse to the stomach!!
-Commie Bastard paws a volley of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Commie Bastard attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
+Commie Bastard punches Skinny Bastard with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Commie Bastard attacks with a cross to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Commie Bastard backs up Skinny Bastard with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Commie Bastard pummels Skinny Bastard with a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
+Commie Bastard pounds Skinny Bastard with a series of punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 22 of 31 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 47 of 91 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 86-85
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Commie Bastard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Skinny Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Commie Bastard hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye. Skinny Bastard covers up.
-Commie Bastard launches a jab to the chin, but Skinny Bastard quickly backs away.
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+Commie Bastard fires a volley of punches to the temple.
-Skinny Bastard throws a volley of left blows to the chin, but Commie Bastard escapes.
+Commie Bastard connects with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Commie Bastard launches a straight right to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Commie Bastard throws a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Skinny Bastard falls against the ropes!
-Skinny Bastard tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but Commie Bastard quickly backs away.
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+Commie Bastard thumps Skinny Bastard with a flurry of commanding punches to the face.
+Commie Bastard smacks Skinny Bastard with a wild cross to the jaw. Skinny Bastard retreats to the far corner.
-Skinny Bastard probes with a series of right blows to the chin, but falls short.
-Commie Bastard throws a straight right to the chin, but Skinny Bastard leaps aside.
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-Commie Bastard attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard narrowly avoids it
-Commie Bastard attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Skinny Bastard smacks Commie Bastard with a flurry of furious punches to the temple!
-Commie Bastard lunges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Skinny Bastard takes it in the forearms.
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-Commie Bastard fires a series of left punches to the head, but Skinny Bastard backs out of it.
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-Commie Bastard probes with a right jab to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Commie Bastard lashes out with a flurry of blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Commie Bastard tries to land a flurry of punches to the temple, but Skinny Bastard ducks.
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-Commie Bastard charges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard covers himself well.
+Commie Bastard attacks with a flurry of blows to the chin.
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+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a wild left to the head. Commie Bastard doesn't notice.
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+Commie Bastard tags Skinny Bastard with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw. Skinny Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Commie Bastard lunges with a left straight right to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard steps aside and laughs.
+Skinny Bastard thumps Commie Bastard with a series of heavy punches to the head.
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+Skinny Bastard stuns Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 24 of 41 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 34 of 87 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 96-94
Skinny Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Commie Bastard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Skinny Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Commie Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Skinny Bastard throws a series of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Skinny Bastard pokes Commie Bastard with a flurry of light punches to the ribs. Commie Bastard doesn't notice.
-Commie Bastard paws a series of punches to the eye, but Skinny Bastard leaps aside.
-Skinny Bastard probes with a series of punches to the face, but Commie Bastard backs out of it.
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+Skinny Bastard fires a right to the chin. Commie Bastard seems wobbly!
+Skinny Bastard pummels Commie Bastard with a series of mean punches to the head! Commie Bastard retreats to the far corner.
+Commie Bastard lashes out with a pair of mean punches to the chin. Skinny Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Commie Bastard tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but Skinny Bastard stays away from it.
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+Skinny Bastard grazes Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the chin. Commie Bastard falls against the ropes!
+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a flurry of punches to the jaw!!
+Skinny Bastard tosses a flurry of punches to the head. Commie Bastard quickly recovers.
-Commie Bastard throws a series of left punches to the nose, but Skinny Bastard steps aside.
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+Skinny Bastard lashes out with a stiff straight right to the head.
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-Skinny Bastard probes with a left jab to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Skinny Bastard nails Commie Bastard with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Commie Bastard fires a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard steps aside.
-Commie Bastard fires a pair of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Commie Bastard staggers Skinny Bastard with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 48 of 61 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 11 of 33 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 105-104
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Commie Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Skinny Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Commie Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Commie Bastard probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Commie Bastard charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Skinny Bastard blocks.
-Commie Bastard attacks with a pair of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Commie Bastard tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but Skinny Bastard quickly backs away.
-Commie Bastard probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Skinny Bastard narrowly avoids it
+Skinny Bastard throws a pair of wild punches to the nose! Commie Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a series of stinging punches to the face.
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+Commie Bastard pounds Skinny Bastard with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Skinny Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Skinny Bastard hammers Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Commie Bastard paws a series of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Commie Bastard throws a left to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Skinny Bastard belts Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the jaw. Commie Bastard falls against the ropes!
-Skinny Bastard probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
-Commie Bastard throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Skinny Bastard punches Commie Bastard with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Commie Bastard probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Commie Bastard slams Skinny Bastard with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Commie Bastard pokes Skinny Bastard with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
-Commie Bastard tries a barrage of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Commie Bastard annoys Skinny Bastard with a hard jab to the face!
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-Commie Bastard throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Skinny Bastard smashes Commie Bastard with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
+Commie Bastard pummels Skinny Bastard with a barrage of stiff punches to the head. Skinny Bastard doesn't notice.
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+Skinny Bastard tosses a pair of punches to the temple!
+Skinny Bastard tags Commie Bastard with a series of punches to the temple.
-Commie Bastard probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Commie Bastard wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the chin. Skinny Bastard falls against the ropes!
+Commie Bastard strikes with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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-Commie Bastard paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Skinny Bastard hits Commie Bastard with a volley of punches to the head.
+Skinny Bastard takes charge with a commanding straight right to the nose.
+Skinny Bastard grazes Commie Bastard with a series of off balance punches to the head.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Skinny Bastard landed 59 of 69 punches, and Commie Bastard landed 46 of 100 punches.
Skinny Bastard won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Skinny Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Commie Bastard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 9: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 9: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 9: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Round 12: Skinny Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
Commie Bastard wins by decision!
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