Public Fight Report
(Super-Lightweight) Commie Bastard defeated BOT-172476 by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Tuesday, May 15, 2018In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is Commie Bastard!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 138 pounds (63 kilograms) is BOT-172476!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bot-172476 pounds Bastard with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
+Bastard fires a volley of light punches to the chin.
-Bastard attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-172476 quickly backs away.
-Bastard throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Bastard solidly lands a series of punches to the nose.
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+Bastard tattoos Bot-172476 with a cross to the eye.
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+Bot-172476 jolts Bastard with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bastard hits with a straight right to the chin. Bot-172476 gets mad!
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+Bastard tags Bot-172476 with a volley of off balance punches to the head!
-Bastard tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Bot-172476 narrowly avoids it
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+Bastard wallops Bot-172476 with a right to the eye.
+Bastard thumps Bot-172476 with a quick jab to the chin.
-Bastard lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Bastard throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Bastard launches a pair of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Bot-172476 tosses a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 33 of 64 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 24 of 26 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 10-9
Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-172476 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Bot-172476 throws a volley of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Bastard attempts a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-172476 steps aside.
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+Bot-172476 attacks with a volley of off balance punches to the head.
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-Bastard paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Bot-172476 connects with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
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-Bastard lunges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Bot-172476 ducks just in time.
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-Bastard lashes out with a straight right to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Bastard hits with a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
+Bot-172476 lands a flurry of punches to the chin. Bastard doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bot-172476 hits with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw. Bastard covers up.
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+Bastard pounds Bot-172476 with a series of punches to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 14 of 31 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 27 of 32 punches.
BOT-172476 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-172476 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Bastard tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but Bot-172476 stays away from it.
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-Bastard paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-172476 narrowly avoids it
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+Bot-172476 tattoos Bastard with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Bot-172476 connects with a pair of strong punches to the temple.
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-Bastard lunges with a volley of left punches to the face, but Bot-172476 blocks.
+Bastard punches Bot-172476 with a series of punches to the nose.
-Bastard attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Bot-172476 covers himself well.
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+Bastard hits with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Bot-172476 attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin!
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+Bastard wakes up the fans with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bastard lunges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-172476 ties him up.
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-Bastard lashes out with a series of right punches to the face, but Bot-172476 steps aside.
+Bastard belts Bot-172476 with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Bastard wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Bastard attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Bastard charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Bastard hits with a volley of punches to the mouth!
+Bastard clocks Bot-172476 with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
-Bastard launches a pair of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Bot-172476 tosses a pair of nasty punches to the mouth. Bastard falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Bastard tags Bot-172476 with a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 44 of 90 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 24 of 24 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 29-28
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-172476 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Bastard throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Bot-172476 backs out of it.
+Bastard belts Bot-172476 with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
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+Bastard jars Bot-172476 with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye.
+Bastard lands a barrage of commanding punches to the chest. Bot-172476 seems wobbly!
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+Bot-172476 hits with a volley of punches to the ribs. Bastard asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Bastard launches a series of punches to the ribs, but Bot-172476 narrowly avoids it
-Bastard launches a volley of blows to the head, but Bot-172476 backs out of it.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Bot-172476 hits Bastard with a jab to the ribs.
-Bastard attacks with a series of right punches to the head, but Bot-172476 leaps aside.
+Bastard hammers Bot-172476 with a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
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+Bot-172476 strikes with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Bastard probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Bot-172476 pummels Bastard with a series of punches to the chest!!
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+Bot-172476 slams Bastard with a series of commanding punches to the temple.
+Bastard lands a barrage of heavy shots to the temple.
+Bastard suprises Bot-172476 with a series of commanding punches to the face. Bot-172476 ignores it.
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-Bastard tries to land a hook to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Bastard tags Bot-172476 with a left to the ribs.
-Bastard launches a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Bastard wakes up the fans with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 38 of 85 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 31 of 31 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 39-37
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Bastard tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-172476 quickly backs away.
-Bot-172476 launches a volley of right punches to the face, but Bastard deftly avoits it.
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-Bastard attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Bot-172476 grazes Bastard with a series of punches to the nose. Bastard shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bot-172476 throws a pair of punches to the temple.
-Bastard charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-172476 ducks.
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+Bot-172476 solidly lands a pair of light punches to the solar plexus!
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+Bastard punches Bot-172476 with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs. Bot-172476 ignores it.
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+Bot-172476 thumps Bastard with a series of light punches to the temple.
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+Bot-172476 stuns Bastard with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Bastard annoys Bot-172476 with a pair of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 13 of 31 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 24 of 32 punches.
BOT-172476 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 48-47
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Bastard fires a right left to the eye, but Bot-172476 backs out of it.
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-Bastard attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but Bot-172476 takes it in the forearms.
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+Bastard belts Bot-172476 with a loud right to the eye.
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+Bot-172476 hits with a hard jab to the solar plexus! Bastard doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bot-172476 connects with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Bastard tosses a flurry of hard punches to the head.
+Bastard suprises Bot-172476 with a loud right to the head. Bot-172476 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Bastard tries a series of punches to the nose, but Bot-172476 backs out of it.
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+Bastard tosses a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Bastard probes with a roundhouse to the jaw, but Bot-172476 stays away from it.
+Bot-172476 grazes Bastard with a series of nasty punches to the chin.
+Bastard lashes out with a roundhouse to the chin. Bot-172476 is hurt!
-Bastard throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Bastard drills Bot-172476 with a series of nasty punches to the chest. Bot-172476 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bastard pummels Bot-172476 with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw. Bot-172476 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Bastard charges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Bastard fires a flurry of loud punches to the head.
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-Bastard tries to land a series of shots to the eye, but Bot-172476 leaps aside.
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-Bastard lunges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Bot-172476 beats a hasty retreat.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 43 of 82 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 22 of 22 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 58-56
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Bastard tries to land a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-172476 deftly avoits it.
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-Bastard paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Bot-172476 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bastard pokes Bot-172476 with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bastard wakes up the fans with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach. Bot-172476 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Bot-172476 thumps Bastard with a painful jab to the ribs.
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-Bastard attacks with a series of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 12 of 33 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 6 of 8 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 68-65
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bot-172476 backs up Bastard with a pair of punches to the mouth. Bastard gets mad!
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-Bot-172476 launches a volley of shots to the eye, but Bastard narrowly avoids it
+Bot-172476 staggers Bastard with a series of heavy punches to the head.
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+Bot-172476 grazes Bastard with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus!
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-Bot-172476 attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but Bastard escapes.
-Bot-172476 tries to land a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Bastard steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 4 of 7 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 26 of 34 punches.
BOT-172476 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 77-75
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Bot-172476 throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Bastard deftly avoits it.
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+Bastard lands a barrage of light punches to the temple.
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-Bastard probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Bot-172476 ducks.
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+Bot-172476 clocks Bastard with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-172476 tosses a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Bastard clocks Bot-172476 with a painful left to the face. Bot-172476 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bot-172476 hits with a pair of blows to the nose. Bastard doesn't seem bothered.
+Bot-172476 tosses a pair of furious punches to the nose. Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bot-172476 hits Bastard with a pair of mean punches to the eye.
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+Bot-172476 scores with a volley of shots to the jaw. Bastard quickly recovers.
-Bastard tries to land a barrage of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Bastard lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Bot-172476 lands a stiff jab to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 13 of 33 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 31 of 41 punches.
BOT-172476 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 86-85
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Bot-172476 lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bastard tattoos Bot-172476 with a volley of punches to the nose. Bot-172476 gets mad!
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-Bastard attacks with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Bot-172476 punches Bastard with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
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-Bastard attacks with a series of punches to the head, but Bot-172476 blocks.
+Bastard lands a volley of nice punches to the head. Bot-172476 quickly recovers.
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+Bot-172476 throws a volley of wild punches to the nose.
+Bastard connects with a quick roundhouse to the eye!!
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-Bastard paws a pair of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Bastard tries to land a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Bot-172476 narrowly avoids it
+Bot-172476 hammers Bastard with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Bastard hits with a stiff right to the temple!!
+Bot-172476 suprises Bastard with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Bastard tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but Bot-172476 leaps aside.
+Bot-172476 scores with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs. Bastard doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bot-172476 tags Bastard with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Bastard covers up.
+Bastard belts Bot-172476 with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Bastard lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Bastard hits with a pair of stiff punches to the face.
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+Bot-172476 shakes Bastard with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Bastard solidly lands a pair of commanding punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 48 of 89 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 37 of 42 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 96-94
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Bastard is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Bastard wallops Bot-172476 with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Bastard pummels Bot-172476 with a jab to the face. Bot-172476 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Bastard probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Bot-172476 steps aside and laughs.
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+Bot-172476 lands a series of powerful punches to the jaw!
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+Bot-172476 hits with a barrage of light punches to the nose.
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-Bastard lashes out with a jab to the face, but falls short.
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-Bastard tries a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Bot-172476 hides behind his gloves.
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+Bot-172476 attacks with a series of punches to the chin.
-Bot-172476 attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Bastard blocks.
+Bot-172476 hammers Bastard with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Bot-172476 drills Bastard with a pair of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 15 of 31 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 33 of 43 punches.
BOT-172476 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 105-104
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-172476 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Bastard moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Bot-172476 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Bastard attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Bastard launches a series of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Bot-172476 clocks Bastard with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Bastard staggers Bot-172476 with a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
+Bot-172476 fires a series of stinging punches to the temple! Bastard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bastard lashes out with a hard left to the nose.
-Bastard attempts a right straight right to the chin, but fails to score.
-Bastard lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Bot-172476 pops Bastard with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Bastard connects with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
-Bastard throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Bot-172476 deftly avoits it.
+Bot-172476 attacks with a flurry of commanding blows to the mouth.
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+Bot-172476 hits with a series of punches to the eye. Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bastard belts Bot-172476 with a wild cross to the chest.
-Bastard attempts a right roundhouse to the nose, but Bot-172476 hides behind his gloves.
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+Bastard pokes Bot-172476 with a pair of stinging punches to the head.
-Bastard throws a barrage of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Bastard annoys Bot-172476 with a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
-Bastard tries a jab to the temple, but fails to score.
+Bot-172476 hammers Bastard with a volley of quick punches to the temple.
-Bastard attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Bot-172476 steps aside.
+Bastard catches Bot-172476 with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth. Bot-172476 is hurt!
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+Bot-172476 wallops Bastard with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw!!
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-Bastard throws a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Bot-172476 lands a barrage of mean shots to the eye!! Bastard falls against the ropes!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 60 of 98 punches, and BOT-172476 landed 39 of 39 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 115-113
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-172476 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 9: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 12: Commie Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 9: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 12: Commie Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 9: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 10: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 11: BOT-172476 10-9
Round 12: Commie Bastard 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
Commie Bastard wins by decision!
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