Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Commie Bastard defeated BOT-183914 by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Tuesday, May 15, 2018In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Commie Bastard!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is BOT-183914!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bastard whacks Bot-183914 with a pair of vicious punches to the temple. Bot-183914 retreats to the far corner.
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+Bastard hurts Bot-183914 with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Bastard tattoos Bot-183914 with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Bastard attacks with a series of strong punches to the jaw!
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-Bot-183914 lunges with a flurry of right combinations to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Bastard fires a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Bastard staggers Bot-183914 with a barrage of light punches to the mouth. Bot-183914 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Bot-183914 tags Bastard with a series of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Bastard attacks with a stinging sweeping right to the ribs.
-Bot-183914 lunges with a right combination to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Bastard fires a jab to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 36 of 37 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 8 of 25 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 10-9
Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-183914 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Bastard tosses a pair of combinations to the mouth.
-Bot-183914 throws a flurry of left combinations to the ribs, but Bastard escapes.
+Bastard smashes Bot-183914 with a volley of powerful punches to the nose.
+Bastard whacks Bot-183914 with a pair of solid punches to the eye.
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+Bastard lands a series of solid blows to the head.
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+Bastard staggers Bot-183914 with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus! Bot-183914 gets mad!
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-Bot-183914 fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Bastard ducks.
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-Bot-183914 tries to land a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Bastard throws a barrage of mean combinations to the chin.
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+Bastard hits with a barrage of off balance combinations to the head. Bot-183914 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bastard catches Bot-183914 with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest!!
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+Bot-183914 tags Bastard with a left to the solar plexus.
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+Bastard connects with a series of mean punches to the face. Bot-183914 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 35 of 39 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 8 of 23 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 20-18
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-183914 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bastard catches Bot-183914 with a series of stinging shots to the face.
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-Bot-183914 probes with a right jab to the stomach, but Bastard ties him up.
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+Bastard catches Bot-183914 with a series of combinations to the mouth. Bot-183914 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bastard slams Bot-183914 with a volley of combinations to the eye. Bot-183914 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Bot-183914 tries to land a pair of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Bastard slams Bot-183914 with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Bot-183914 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Bastard backs out of it.
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+Bot-183914 drills Bastard with a flurry of loud combinations to the solar plexus. Bastard asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Bastard hurts Bot-183914 with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 38 of 38 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 7 of 25 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 30-27
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-183914 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Bot-183914 throws a pair of combinations to the stomach.
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+Bastard backs up Bot-183914 with a barrage of blows to the temple.
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+Bastard smashes Bot-183914 with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
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-Bot-183914 paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Bastard solidly lands a volley of stinging punches to the jaw!
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+Bot-183914 hits with a series of wild combinations to the stomach.
+Bastard shakes Bot-183914 with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Bastard hits with a volley of punches to the ribs. Bot-183914 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Bot-183914 probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Bastard covers himself well.
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+Bastard shakes Bot-183914 with a series of furious punches to the eye. Bot-183914 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bastard tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 34 of 38 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 9 of 26 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 40-36
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-183914 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bastard pops Bot-183914 with a pair of mean punches to the head.
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+Bastard punches Bot-183914 with a roundhouse to the head.
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+Bastard tattoos Bot-183914 with a pair of quick punches to the ribs!
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+Bastard jars Bot-183914 with a right to the solar plexus. Bot-183914 seems wobbly!
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+Bastard smashes Bot-183914 with a barrage of mean punches to the chest!!
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-Bastard attacks with a flurry of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Bot-183914 attempts a left straight right to the solar plexus, but Bastard takes it in the forearms.
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+Bastard thumps Bot-183914 with a flurry of commanding combinations to the mouth.
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+Bastard pummels Bot-183914 with a series of punches to the chest!
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+Bot-183914 smashes Bastard with a solid jab to the chest.
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-Bot-183914 charges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Bastard hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 35 of 42 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 50-45
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bastard punches Bot-183914 with a volley of nice combinations to the solar plexus. Bot-183914 shakes his head to clear it.
+Bastard hits with a glancing sweeping right to the ribs.
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-Bot-183914 throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot-183914 rocks Bastard with a barrage of hard combinations to the chest! Bastard falls against the ropes!
+Bastard fires a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
+Bastard throws a nasty straight right to the eye. Bot-183914 doesn't notice.
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-Bot-183914 launches a jab to the chest, but falls short.
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-Bot-183914 launches a volley of combinations to the stomach, but Bastard narrowly avoids it
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+Bot-183914 drills Bastard with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Bastard attacks with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Bastard tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Bastard pounds Bot-183914 with a barrage of furious punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 32 of 38 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 60-54
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Bot-183914 probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-183914 tries to land a right jab to the ribs, but Bastard blocks.
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-Bastard throws a right sweeping right to the face, but Bot-183914 ties him up.
+Bastard hits Bot-183914 with a right to the mouth.
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+Bastard belts Bot-183914 with a stiff right to the nose.
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+Bastard tags Bot-183914 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Bastard annoys Bot-183914 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-183914 annoys Bastard with a jab to the chest. Bastard grimaces in pain.
+Bastard fires a volley of glancing punches to the temple!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 32 of 42 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 9 of 23 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 70-63
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bot-183914 takes charge with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-183914 attacks with a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Bastard catches Bot-183914 with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
-Bot-183914 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 6 of 8 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 7 of 23 punches.
BOT-183914 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 79-73
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Bot-183914 attempts a series of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Bastard takes it in the forearms.
-Bot-183914 tries a left cross to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-183914 paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Bot-183914 fires a series of combinations to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Bastard backs up Bot-183914 with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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+Bot-183914 suprises Bastard with a series of heavy combinations to the stomach!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 7 of 8 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 7 of 23 punches.
BOT-183914 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 88-83
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Bot-183914 attacks with a volley of combinations to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Bot-183914 attacks with a series of right combinations to the chest, but Bastard stays away from it.
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+Bot-183914 punches Bastard with a pair of stiff combinations to the solar plexus.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 6 of 8 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 8 of 24 punches.
BOT-183914 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 97-93
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Bot-183914 attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Bot-183914 paws a pair of left combinations to the ribs, but Bastard backs out of it.
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+Bot-183914 connects with a pair of solid punches to the chest.
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+Bastard scores with a volley of furious punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 7 of 8 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 7 of 22 punches.
BOT-183914 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 106-103
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Bot-183914 throws a pair of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot-183914 nails Bastard with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
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+Bot-183914 tosses a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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-Bot-183914 paws a volley of combinations to the face, but fails to score.
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+Bastard tags Bot-183914 with a volley of punches to the nose! Bot-183914 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bot-183914 throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but Bastard ducks.
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+Bot-183914 jolts Bastard with an elbow! The audience is howling!
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-Bot-183914 throws a pair of combinations to the face, but Bastard leaps aside.
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-Bot-183914 attempts a series of right combinations to the head, but Bastard covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 7 of 8 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 12 of 36 punches.
BOT-183914 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 115-113
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 9: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 10: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 11: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 12: BOT-183914 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 9: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 10: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 11: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 12: BOT-183914 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 9: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 10: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 11: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 12: BOT-183914 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
Commie Bastard wins by decision!
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