Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Commie Bastard defeated BOT-183914 by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Tuesday, May 15, 2018In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Commie Bastard!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is BOT-183914!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bot-183914 tosses a volley of stinging combinations to the ribs.
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-Bastard charges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Bastard connects with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Bastard drills Bot-183914 with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Bastard fires a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
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+Bot-183914 hits with a jab to the stomach.
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-Bot-183914 tries to land a jab to the ribs, but Bastard covers himself well.
+Bastard clocks Bot-183914 with a barrage of punches to the head. Bot-183914 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bastard throws a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Bastard fires a barrage of strong combinations to the ribs. Bot-183914 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Bot-183914 lashes out with a pair of combinations to the chest, but misses.
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+Bastard thumps Bot-183914 with a vicious jab to the solar plexus.
+Bastard slams Bot-183914 with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 32 of 38 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 10 of 23 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 10-9
Bastard doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-183914 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bot-183914 throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Bastard pops Bot-183914 with a series of solid punches to the nose.
+Bastard smashes Bot-183914 with a pair of punches to the mouth. Bot-183914 retreats to the far corner.
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+Bastard staggers Bot-183914 with a flurry of furious punches to the nose. Bot-183914 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Bot-183914 attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Bastard stays away from it.
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+Bastard stuns Bot-183914 with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
-Bot-183914 fires a right uppercut to the ribs, but Bastard leaps aside.
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-Bot-183914 attempts a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but Bastard covers himself well.
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+Bastard hits with a stinging jab to the nose!
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+Bastard catches Bot-183914 with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Bastard pounds Bot-183914 with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs. Bot-183914 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Bastard pounds Bot-183914 with a series of punches to the head. Bot-183914 ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 34 of 40 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 20-18
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-183914 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bastard hits with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Bastard clocks Bot-183914 with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
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-Bot-183914 lunges with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but Bastard leaps aside.
-Bot-183914 fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Bastard blocks.
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+Bastard hits Bot-183914 with a flurry of powerful punches to the face. Bot-183914 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Bastard lashes out with a left jab to the face, but Bot-183914 takes it in the forearms.
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+Bot-183914 fires a volley of punches to the chest!
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+Bastard strikes with a barrage of hard combinations to the head. Bot-183914 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bastard pummels Bot-183914 with a barrage of loud punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 31 of 41 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 9 of 25 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 30-27
Bastard doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-183914 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bastard lands a commanding jab to the ribs! Bot-183914 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bot-183914 tries a series of right combinations to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Bastard hits Bot-183914 with a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
+Bastard whacks Bot-183914 with a pair of quick punches to the ribs. Bot-183914 ignores it.
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+Bastard tags Bot-183914 with a series of solid punches to the temple!! Bot-183914 grimaces in pain.
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-Bot-183914 probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bastard quickly backs away.
+Bot-183914 whacks Bastard with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bastard throws a flurry of left combinations to the ribs, but Bot-183914 blocks.
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-Bot-183914 lunges with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Bastard narrowly avoids it
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+Bastard hits with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 34 of 38 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 10 of 23 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 40-36
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-183914 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bot-183914 throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
-Bastard throws a series of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Bastard lands a light cross to the eye.
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+Bastard nails Bot-183914 with a light left to the solar plexus!!
-Bot-183914 tries to land a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Bastard takes charge with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Bastard annoys Bot-183914 with a painful straight right to the face.
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-Bot-183914 attempts a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Bastard belts Bot-183914 with a mean left to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 30 of 42 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 50-45
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bastard takes charge with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Bastard pokes Bot-183914 with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Bastard probes with a straight right to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Bot-183914 throws a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Bastard punches Bot-183914 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-183914 punches Bastard with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Bot-183914 throws a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Bastard tosses a volley of punches to the stomach. Bot-183914 quickly recovers.
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-Bot-183914 tries a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Bastard tosses a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 29 of 42 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 60-54
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bastard jars Bot-183914 with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Bastard shakes Bot-183914 with a flurry of wild punches to the head.
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-Bot-183914 launches a left straight right to the stomach, but Bastard narrowly avoids it
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-Bot-183914 throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Bot-183914 lunges with a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Bastard lands a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Bastard grazes Bot-183914 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Bastard hammers Bot-183914 with a jab to the jaw.
-Bastard lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot-183914 whacks Bastard with a left to the ribs. Bastard hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 30 of 40 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Commie Bastard won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 70-63
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bastard whacks Bot-183914 with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Bot-183914 lashes out with a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but Bastard escapes.
+Bot-183914 staggers Bastard with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-183914 lunges with a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but Bastard quickly backs away.
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-Bot-183914 paws a series of right combinations to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 6 of 8 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 7 of 22 punches.
BOT-183914 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 79-73
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Bot-183914 lunges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Bot-183914 pummels Bastard with a pair of commanding combinations to the stomach.
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-Bot-183914 probes with a right cross to the ribs, but Bastard leaps aside.
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+Bastard pounds Bot-183914 with a jab to the nose. Bot-183914 falls against the ropes!
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-Bot-183914 charges with a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but Bastard stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 6 of 8 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 9 of 25 punches.
BOT-183914 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 88-83
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Bot-183914 throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Bot-183914 throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Bot-183914 tosses a series of punches to the ribs!
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+Bastard grazes Bot-183914 with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 6 of 8 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 9 of 24 punches.
BOT-183914 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 97-93
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bot-183914 hits with a barrage of combinations to the ribs! Bastard gets mad!
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-Bot-183914 attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Bastard slams Bot-183914 with a series of combinations to the nose.
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-Bot-183914 probes with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Bastard takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 6 of 8 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 8 of 24 punches.
BOT-183914 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 106-103
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Bastard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-183914 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Bot-183914 throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Bastard hides behind his gloves.
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-Bot-183914 tries a volley of combinations to the nose, but Bastard steps aside.
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+Bot-183914 clocks Bastard with a pair of nice combinations to the mouth.
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+Bot-183914 grazes Bastard with a flurry of strong punches to the nose.
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-Bot-183914 tries to land a jab to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bot-183914 rocks Bastard with an illegal kidney punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
+Bastard pops Bot-183914 with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Commie Bastard landed 8 of 8 punches, and BOT-183914 landed 14 of 41 punches.
BOT-183914 won the round 10-9
Commie Bastard is winning the fight 115-113
Bastard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Bot-183914 doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 9: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 10: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 11: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 12: BOT-183914 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 9: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 10: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 11: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 12: BOT-183914 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 2: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 3: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 4: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 5: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 6: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 7: Commie Bastard 10-9
Round 8: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 9: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 10: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 11: BOT-183914 10-9
Round 12: BOT-183914 10-9
Total Score: Commie Bastard 115-113
Commie Bastard wins by decision!
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