Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Total Mad Ownage defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Saturday, May 19, 2018In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 739 pounds (335 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 325 pounds (147 kilograms) is Total Mad Ownage!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Ownage probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Ownage lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
+Kevin suprises Ownage with a barrage of punches to the chest!
-Ownage paws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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+Kevin fires a flurry of punches to the ribs. Ownage sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Ownage attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Ownage escapes.
-Ownage probes with a cross to the stomach, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
+Kevin pokes Ownage with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Ownage lunges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Ownage attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Ownage escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 18 of 33 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 2 of 37 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
Ownage doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Kevin tosses a flurry of nice punches to the ribs. Ownage laughs!
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-Ownage attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Ownage narrowly avoids it
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-Ownage lunges with a jab to the eye, but misses.
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-Ownage throws a left jab to the ribs, but misses.
-Kevin throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Kevin annoys Ownage with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin lunges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Ownage ducks just in time.
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-Ownage attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but Kevin stays away from it.
-Kevin attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Ownage fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
-Ownage throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Ownage takes charge with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
-Ownage attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Ownage attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Ownage attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Kevin covers himself well.
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-Ownage launches a right jab to the chin, but misses.
-Ownage attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Ownage charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 16 of 30 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 5 of 70 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 20-18
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ownage grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Ownage tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Ownage fires a volley of punches to the head, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but Ownage stays away from it.
-Ownage throws a volley of punches to the eye, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
-Ownage tries to land a right cross to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Ownage tries a left straight right to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Ownage attacks with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Ownage attempts a series of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Kevin probes with a straight right to the stomach, but Ownage narrowly avoids it
-Ownage fires a series of left punches to the chin, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
+Kevin pummels Ownage with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Ownage launches a volley of punches to the temple, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
-Ownage attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but Kevin ducks.
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+Kevin tags Ownage with a quick jab to the solar plexus!
-Ownage tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Kevin ducks.
-Ownage launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Ownage lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Kevin tries a series of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Ownage throws a right straight right to the eye, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 17 of 33 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 5 of 65 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 30-27
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Ownage is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Ownage tries to land a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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-Ownage paws a series of punches to the temple, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
-Ownage fires a left jab to the face, but goes wide.
-Ownage lunges with a right to the eye, but only hits air.
+Kevin wallops Ownage with a wild straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Ownage paws a jab to the temple, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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-Ownage throws a series of right punches to the nose, but Kevin ties him up.
-Ownage lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but Kevin covers himself well.
-Ownage attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Kevin hits with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Ownage ties him up.
-Ownage throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Kevin paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Ownage beats a hasty retreat.
+Kevin grazes Ownage with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach. Ownage falls against the ropes!
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-Ownage lunges with a series of left punches to the temple, but Kevin leaps aside.
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-Ownage attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin ducks just in time.
-Ownage tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but Kevin backs out of it.
-Ownage probes with a left to the solar plexus, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 16 of 34 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 6 of 69 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 40-36
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Ownage is slowing down.
ROUND 5
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Ownage lashes out with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Ownage lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Kevin steps aside.
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-Ownage fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Kevin backs out of it.
-Ownage fires a volley of punches to the face, but Kevin quickly backs away.
-Ownage fires a series of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Ownage paws a series of left shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Ownage attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Ownage tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Ownage probes with a series of punches to the chin, but Kevin escapes.
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-Ownage charges with a right roundhouse to the chest, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 4 of 7 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 4 of 73 punches.
Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 49-46
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Ownage is slowing down.
ROUND 6
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Ownage probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Ownage throws a right jab to the jaw, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
-Ownage throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Kevin tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but Ownage narrowly avoids it
+Kevin takes charge with a strong left to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin fires a volley of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Ownage fires a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Ownage throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but Kevin backs out of it.
-Ownage paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Kevin backs out of it.
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-Kevin lashes out with a series of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Ownage tries to land a series of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Ownage hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Ownage fires a pair of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Ownage charges with a left to the mouth, but Kevin covers himself well.
+Kevin hurts Ownage with a pair of light punches to the chest!!
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-Ownage launches a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin escapes.
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+Kevin tattoos Ownage with a volley of solid blows to the chest. Ownage doesn't notice.
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+Kevin hammers Ownage with a pair of off balance punches to the chest.
-Ownage fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Ownage attacks with a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Ownage attacks with a left left to the temple, but goes wide.
-Kevin charges with a right cross to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 29 of 52 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 5 of 79 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 59-55
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Ownage is slowing down.
ROUND 7
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Ownage tries to land a jab to the chest, but misses.
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-Ownage fires a volley of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Ownage probes with a series of left punches to the eye, but Kevin steps aside.
-Ownage lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Ownage throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Ownage attacks with a left left to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Ownage charges with a right to the solar plexus, but Kevin escapes.
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-Ownage lunges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
-Ownage attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Ownage tries a series of left punches to the jaw, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Ownage probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Ownage probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin escapes.
-Ownage fires a series of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
-Ownage tries to land a straight right to the mouth, but Kevin leaps aside.
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-Ownage tries a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 3 of 8 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 4 of 78 punches.
Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 68-65
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Ownage is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Ownage throws a volley of left punches to the face, but Kevin ties him up.
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+Kevin backs up Ownage with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Ownage ignores it.
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-Ownage tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Kevin blocks.
-Ownage tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Ownage launches a volley of right punches to the chest, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
-Ownage throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Kevin tries to land a jab to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin strikes with a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
-Ownage lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Kevin throws a right jab to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Ownage throws a series of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Kevin annoys Ownage with a volley of solid punches to the chest!!
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-Ownage tries a pair of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Ownage lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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-Ownage paws a flurry of punches to the face, but Kevin stays away from it.
-Ownage fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Ownage throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Kevin ducks just in time.
-Kevin tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Kevin smacks Ownage with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Ownage tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Kevin throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Ownage hides behind his gloves.
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-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Ownage ducks.
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+Kevin connects with a wild right to the chest.
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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 29 of 61 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 4 of 77 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 78-74
Kevin is obviously tired.
Ownage is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Ownage lunges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Ownage lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Kevin ties him up.
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-Ownage fires a series of right punches to the temple, but Kevin escapes.
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-Ownage paws a volley of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Ownage lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Ownage throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Ownage throws a right jab to the temple, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
-Ownage charges with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Ownage escapes.
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-Ownage launches a series of left punches to the chin, but Kevin ducks.
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-Ownage launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but Kevin ducks.
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-Ownage attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Ownage tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Ownage probes with a jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Ownage charges with a left jab to the head, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 3 of 8 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 4 of 71 punches.
Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 87-84
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Ownage is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Kevin attempts a left to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Ownage lunges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
-Ownage lashes out with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Kevin ducks.
-Kevin probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Ownage covers himself well.
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-Ownage probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Kevin tags Ownage with a powerful jab to the chest. Ownage backpedals to his own corner.
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-Ownage charges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Kevin ties him up.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Ownage attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Kevin backs out of it.
+Kevin grazes Ownage with a series of punches to the chest.
-Ownage tries a pair of left punches to the nose, but Kevin leaps aside.
+Kevin suprises Ownage with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs. Ownage hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Ownage paws a right left to the head, but he's too slow.
-Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Ownage attacks with a barrage of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Ownage paws a right jab to the temple, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Ownage ducks just in time.
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-Ownage paws a pair of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Ownage narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 22 of 61 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 3 of 56 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 97-93
Kevin is obviously tired.
Ownage is obviously tired.
ROUND 11
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Ownage paws a volley of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Ownage launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Ownage charges with a right sweeping right to the temple, but Kevin blocks.
-Ownage probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Ownage charges with a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Ownage attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Ownage tries a pair of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Ownage attacks with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Ownage tries a barrage of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Ownage launches a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Kevin attacks with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Ownage lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 2 of 8 punches, and Total Mad Ownage landed 3 of 57 punches.
Total Mad Ownage won the round 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 106-103
Kevin is obviously tired.
Ownage grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Ownage is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Ownage tosses a volley of vicious hooks to the eye.
Ownage lands a sudden smash to the jaw and Kevin is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
Total Mad Ownage wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Kevin can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Ownage is slowing down. He has a bloody nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Total Mad Ownage 10-9
Total Mad Ownage wins by a knockout!
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