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(Toughman) Aroldis Chapman defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, May 19, 2018

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 3 inches (221 centimeters) tall weighing in at 429 pounds (195 kilograms) is Aroldis Chapman!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 516 pounds (234 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Chapman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Noodle hits Chapman with a jab to the chest.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Chapman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chapman annoys Noodle with a painful cross to the eye.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of vicious punches to the face. Chapman seems wobbly!
+Noodle hits with a nasty straight right to the temple.
Noodle tries to attack, but Chapman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle jolts Chapman with a barrage of commanding punches to the head. Chapman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Noodle takes charge with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Chapman catches Noodle with a painful uppercut to the eye.
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+Noodle belts Chapman with a light left to the head. Chapman ignores it.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of stinging punches to the face. Chapman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Chapman fires a pair of right blows to the face, but misses completely.
+Noodle connects with a quick jab to the solar plexus.
+Noodle solidly lands a pair of mean punches to the face.
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+Chapman clocks Noodle with a glancing right to the head.
Chapman lands a beautiful blow to the temple and Noodle falls to the canvas!!

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FIVE

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SEVEN
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Chapman tattoos Noodle with a flurry of nice blows to the jaw.
+Noodle tags Chapman with a volley of punches to the mouth! Chapman falls against the ropes!
+Chapman punches Noodle with a right to the nose.
Chapman lands a quick right haymaker and Noodle lands flat on his back!!

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NINE
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle solidly lands a barrage of painful punches to the face.
+Chapman wakes up the fans with a heavy left to the mouth.
+Noodle suprises Chapman with a straight right to the temple.
+Noodle stuns Chapman with a volley of nice punches to the face.
+Noodle throws a pair of stiff punches to the nose. Chapman ignores it.
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-Chapman tries to land a pair of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Noodle fires a right to the chin.
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+Noodle hurts Chapman with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Noodle hurts Chapman with a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Aroldis Chapman landed 21 of 33 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 63 of 63 punches.

Aroldis Chapman won the round 10-7

Aroldis Chapman is winning the fight 10-7


Chapman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Chapman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Chapman connects with a series of nice punches to the face.
+Noodle hits Chapman with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Chapman jolts Noodle with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
+Noodle tosses a pair of punches to the face.
+Noodle nails Chapman with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Noodle shakes Chapman with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs!
+Noodle catches Chapman with a cross to the chest.
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+Noodle jolts Chapman with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
+Noodle tosses a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle hits with a quick jab to the jaw!! Chapman is hurt!
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Noodle tries to attack, but Chapman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle wallops Chapman with a volley of hard punches to the chin.
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+Chapman staggers Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose. Noodle gets mad!
+Chapman belts Noodle with a pair of mean blows to the chin. Noodle grimaces in pain.
Chapman lands a bone crushing left blow to the head and Noodle is flattened!!

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SIX
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle tags Chapman with a furious hook to the face.
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-Chapman attacks with a sweeping right to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Noodle attacks with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
+Noodle connects with a vicious left to the chin.
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-Chapman lashes out with a barrage of shots to the temple, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
+Noodle scores with a pair of stinging punches to the face. Chapman beats a hasty retreat.
Noodle tries to attack, but Chapman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle wallops Chapman with a volley of painful blows to the eye. Chapman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Noodle fires a stiff right to the jaw. Chapman falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Aroldis Chapman landed 19 of 30 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 66 of 66 punches.

Aroldis Chapman won the round 10-8

Aroldis Chapman is winning the fight 20-15


Chapman doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Chapman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Noodle hurts Chapman with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
-Noodle lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Noodle tattoos Chapman with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle rocks Chapman with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Chapman fires a barrage of nasty blows to the mouth.
+Noodle pops Chapman with a nasty jab to the solar plexus.
+Chapman pops Noodle with a barrage of shots to the face. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
Chapman lands a resounding uppercut and Noodle hurtles to the canvas!!

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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Chapman drills Noodle with a volley of shots to the chin.
Chapman lands a mighty right blow to the temple and Noodle goes over backwards!!

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FIVE
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Chapman attacks with a series of heavy blows to the eye.
+Noodle attacks with a series of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Noodle hits with a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
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+Noodle shakes Chapman with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
-Chapman charges with a pair of blows to the chin, but Noodle steps aside.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Chapman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle fires a flurry of blows to the stomach.
-Chapman charges with a pair of blows to the face, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
+Noodle hits with a light cross to the chest. Chapman shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle lands a series of punches to the eye.
+Chapman attacks with a pair of furious blows to the chin.
+Noodle hits with a series of glancing punches to the head.
+Noodle throws a loud straight right to the eye. Chapman retreats to the far corner.
Noodle tries to attack, but Chapman hangs on until the referee separates them.

Noodle tries to attack, but Chapman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle slams Chapman with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle hurts Chapman with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Chapman seems wobbly!
-Noodle throws a right jab to the solar plexus, but Chapman ducks.
+Noodle punches Chapman with a flurry of punches to the face. Chapman beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle smashes Chapman with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Noodle backs up Chapman with a pair of nice punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Aroldis Chapman landed 21 of 36 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 67 of 88 punches.

Aroldis Chapman won the round 10-7

Aroldis Chapman is winning the fight 30-22


Chapman doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Chapman throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Noodle moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Chapman hammers Noodle with a barrage of shots to the temple.
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+Noodle punches Chapman with a light jab to the face. Chapman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Noodle attacks with a volley of furious punches to the mouth!
-Noodle tries a series of punches to the face, but falls short.
+Noodle catches Chapman with a barrage of punches to the chin!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Noodle hammers Chapman with a barrage of painful blows to the jaw.
+Noodle shakes Chapman with a pair of blows to the mouth. Chapman ignores it.
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+Noodle whacks Chapman with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. Chapman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Noodle smacks Chapman with a volley of painful punches to the face.
+Noodle jars Chapman with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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+Chapman tosses a heavy right to the nose.
Chapman lands a sudden right cross to the jaw and Noodle is knocked out of the ring!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Aroldis Chapman wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Chapman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Aroldis Chapman 10-7
Round 2: Aroldis Chapman 10-8
Round 3: Aroldis Chapman 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Aroldis Chapman 10-7
Round 2: Aroldis Chapman 10-8
Round 3: Aroldis Chapman 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Aroldis Chapman 10-7
Round 2: Aroldis Chapman 10-8
Round 3: Aroldis Chapman 10-7

Aroldis Chapman wins by a knockout!