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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Peter Plan by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-37, 40-36.

Match Saturday, May 12, 2018

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 508 pounds (230 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 778 pounds (353 kilograms) is Peter Plan!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Peter shakes Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the face. Noodle covers up.
+Noodle connects with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Peter jars Noodle with a straight right to the temple.
-Noodle probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Peter deftly avoits it.
-Noodle probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Peter covers himself well.
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+Peter throws a pair of stinging punches to the eye!!
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+Peter whacks Noodle with a series of stinging punches to the head.
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-Peter throws a series of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
-Peter throws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Noodle blocks.
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+Noodle smashes Peter with a light left to the mouth.
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+Noodle annoys Peter with a barrage of furious punches to the eye.
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-Peter lashes out with a series of right punches to the chin, but Noodle ties him up.
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+Noodle lands a series of loud punches to the chest!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Noodle fires a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
+Peter fires a flurry of strong punches to the nose! Noodle is hurt!
+Noodle pounds Peter with a left to the head.
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-Peter paws a pair of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Noodle probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Noodle attempts a flurry of left blows to the chin, but Peter ties him up.
+Peter strikes with a stiff straight right to the temple.
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+Noodle scores with a series of solid punches to the nose!
-Noodle launches a pair of punches to the eye, but Peter leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 35 of 64 punches, and Peter Plan landed 29 of 47 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Peter doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

+Noodle fires a pair of powerful punches to the eye. Peter beats a hasty retreat.
-Noodle launches a right to the nose, but Peter stays away from it.
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+Peter backs up Noodle with a sweeping right to the head.
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+Noodle pokes Peter with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach. Peter retreats to the far corner.
+Peter strikes with a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
-Noodle lunges with a left to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Peter punches Noodle with a pair of stiff punches to the head!!
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-Peter probes with a left straight right to the eye, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Noodle tags Peter with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
+Peter catches Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the face.
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-Noodle attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Peter annoys Noodle with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin. Noodle laughs!
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-Peter throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
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-Peter throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Noodle attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle tags Peter with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
-Peter throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle whacks Peter with a flurry of painful punches to the nose.
+Noodle hits with a volley of hard punches to the chest. Peter beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle tattoos Peter with a strong straight right to the head. Peter is hurt!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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-Noodle lunges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Peter ducks just in time.
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-Noodle paws a pair of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Noodle probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but Peter ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 38 of 65 punches, and Peter Plan landed 27 of 51 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Peter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

-Noodle lunges with a flurry of left shots to the face, but Peter ducks.
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+Noodle slams Peter with a volley of heavy punches to the head. Peter beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle fires a series of quick punches to the mouth.
+Peter shakes Noodle with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
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-Noodle attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Noodle attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Peter backs out of it.
+Peter scores with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Noodle probes with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Peter steps aside.
+Noodle pounds Peter with a pair of light punches to the temple.
-Peter attacks with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Noodle steps aside.
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+Noodle hammers Peter with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Peter steps aside.
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-Peter throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
+Peter throws a flurry of strong punches to the mouth!
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+Noodle clocks Peter with a series of loud punches to the head!
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-Peter fires a jab to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Noodle probes with a right to the chin, but Peter escapes.
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+Peter staggers Noodle with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Peter blocks.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Noodle whacks Peter with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
+Peter fires a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
-Noodle throws a left to the jaw, but Peter narrowly avoids it
+Noodle thumps Peter with a flurry of punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 37 of 65 punches, and Peter Plan landed 25 of 50 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Peter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Peter stays outside and uses his jab.

+Noodle strikes with a series of loud punches to the nose.
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+Peter connects with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle shakes Peter with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs!
-Noodle throws a pair of punches to the nose, but Peter steps aside and laughs.
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-Noodle lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Peter lashes out with a sweeping right to the nose, but Noodle covers himself well.
-Peter probes with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Peter hits with a left to the head.
+Peter tosses a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
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-Peter tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but Noodle steps aside.
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-Noodle fires a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Noodle suprises Peter with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Noodle tries to land a left jab to the solar plexus, but Peter quickly backs away.
+Noodle tosses a series of wild punches to the eye.
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-Peter throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Noodle ties him up.
-Noodle attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but Peter leaps aside.
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+Peter hammers Noodle with a volley of light punches to the mouth.
+Noodle attacks with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
+Noodle rocks Peter with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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-Noodle launches a barrage of punches to the face, but Peter backs out of it.
-Noodle attempts a series of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Peter launches a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Peter takes charge with a pair of loud punches to the nose!
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+Noodle lands a volley of furious punches to the mouth. Peter backpedals to his own corner.
-Noodle lashes out with a sweeping right to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 29 of 71 punches, and Peter Plan landed 24 of 45 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Peter doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-37


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!