Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by unanimous decision: 116-113, 116-113, 115-113.Match Saturday, May 12, 2018In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 166 pounds (75 kilograms) is Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 739 pounds (335 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Kevin throws a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Kevin catches Jackhamma with a volley of punches to the chest!!
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+Jackhamma throws a volley of mean punches to the chin!
-Kevin launches a barrage of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Jackhamma lands a flurry of punches to the chest. Kevin covers up.
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-Kevin throws a right cross to the chest, but Jackhamma deftly avoits it.
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-Kevin attacks with a right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Kevin attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma leaps aside.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Jackhamma throws a series of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Jackhamma thumps Kevin with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Jackhamma tosses a flurry of wild punches to the chest!!
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+Jackhamma pops Kevin with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 30 of 39 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 33 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 10-9
Jackhamma remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Jackhamma tries to land a volley of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Jackhamma pokes Kevin with a series of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Jackhamma attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin tags Jackhamma with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma hides behind his gloves.
+Jackhamma jolts Kevin with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
-Kevin attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Jackhamma fires a heavy sweeping right to the eye.
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+Jackhamma tosses a strong left to the mouth. Kevin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Jackhamma throws a barrage of stinging punches to the head. Kevin falls against the ropes!
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+Jackhamma solidly lands a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 28 of 41 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 30 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 20-18
Jackhamma grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
-Kevin throws a straight right to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Jackhamma tags Kevin with a left to the jaw.
-Kevin charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jackhamma pounds Kevin with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
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-Kevin fires a right left to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma backs out of it.
+Jackhamma jolts Kevin with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jackhamma jars Kevin with a cross to the stomach! Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kevin lashes out with a barrage of mean blows to the ribs!!
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+Kevin lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Jackhamma probes with a right cross to the head, but only hits air.
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-Kevin lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma hides behind his gloves.
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-Jackhamma attempts a left roundhouse to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 27 of 39 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 10 of 31 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 30-27
Jackhamma is slowing down.
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Kevin charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Kevin tags Jackhamma with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin hits with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Jackhamma attacks with a jab to the face, but Kevin backs out of it.
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+Jackhamma hits Kevin with a mean jab to the solar plexus.
-Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma deftly avoits it.
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-Kevin tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma leaps aside.
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+Jackhamma rocks Kevin with a series of light punches to the head! Kevin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 14 of 24 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 30 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 39-37
Jackhamma looks exhausted.
Kevin is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Kevin tries a cross to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Jackhamma paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Kevin blocks.
+Jackhamma solidly lands a volley of furious blows to the face. Kevin backpedals to his own corner.
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+Jackhamma solidly lands a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
-Jackhamma lunges with a series of left punches to the temple, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Kevin lashes out with a jab to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Kevin attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma takes it in the forearms.
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+Kevin backs up Jackhamma with a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
-Jackhamma paws a pair of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Jackhamma smashes Kevin with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Jackhamma pounds Kevin with a stinging jab to the head! Kevin covers up.
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-Jackhamma launches a barrage of left punches to the face, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 27 of 46 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 10 of 31 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 49-46
Jackhamma looks exhausted.
Kevin is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
-Kevin attacks with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Jackhamma beats a hasty retreat.
+Kevin throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Kevin probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Kevin paws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Jackhamma leaps aside.
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+Jackhamma connects with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Jackhamma shakes Kevin with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs. Kevin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Jackhamma throws a right to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Jackhamma catches Kevin with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
+Kevin tosses a jab to the solar plexus! Jackhamma hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Jackhamma lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but Kevin covers himself well.
+Kevin punches Jackhamma with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Kevin paws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma backs out of it.
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-Jackhamma tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but Kevin blocks.
-Jackhamma attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Jackhamma paws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
-Kevin tries to land a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Jackhamma attacks with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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-Kevin paws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Jackhamma fires a pair of punches to the temple, but falls short.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 17 of 48 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 19 of 54 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 59-55
Jackhamma looks exhausted.
Kevin is slowing down.
ROUND 7
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
-Kevin attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin annoys Jackhamma with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin attempts a left sweeping right to the ribs, but Jackhamma stays away from it.
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-Kevin tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Kevin fires a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma backs out of it.
+Jackhamma stuns Kevin with a flurry of shots to the chest. Kevin doesn't notice.
+Kevin tattoos Jackhamma with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin tries to land a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma stays away from it.
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-Jackhamma launches a volley of punches to the head, but Kevin stays away from it.
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-Jackhamma probes with a pair of punches to the face, but misses.
-Kevin throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Jackhamma charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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-Kevin attacks with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma ties him up.
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Kevin attacks with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Kevin hits with a jab to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 9 of 25 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 18 of 60 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 68-65
Jackhamma is slowing down.
Kevin looks exhausted.
ROUND 8
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
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-Kevin attempts a left to the chest, but Jackhamma escapes.
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-Jackhamma launches a series of right punches to the eye, but Kevin blocks.
-Kevin launches a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma stays away from it.
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-Jackhamma launches a left jab to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Jackhamma hammers Kevin with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
-Kevin attacks with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Kevin fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Jackhamma hits Kevin with a pair of punches to the temple. Kevin ignores it.
+Kevin thumps Jackhamma with a volley of punches to the stomach!!
-Kevin probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma ties him up.
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-Kevin tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Jackhamma probes with a volley of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma quickly backs away.
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-Kevin lunges with a roundhouse to the stomach, but misses.
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+Jackhamma fires a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus!!
+Jackhamma tags Kevin with a stiff left to the nose. Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Jackhamma tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
+Jackhamma thumps Kevin with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth!! Kevin laughs!
-Jackhamma throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Jackhamma lunges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 25 of 44 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 58 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 78-74
Jackhamma is obviously tired.
Kevin collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 9
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
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-Kevin charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Jackhamma covers himself well.
-Kevin tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma leaps aside.
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-Kevin fires a pair of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Kevin probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Kevin scores with a volley of punches to the stomach. Jackhamma ignores it.
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-Kevin tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma ties him up.
-Jackhamma launches a series of punches to the face, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
-Kevin launches a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Jackhamma catches Kevin with a quick left to the stomach.
-Kevin throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Jackhamma lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Kevin escapes.
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+Kevin slams Jackhamma with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus. Jackhamma hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Kevin tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but Jackhamma stays away from it.
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-Kevin fires a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Kevin tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma steps aside and laughs.
-Kevin attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Jackhamma rocks Kevin with a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
+Jackhamma connects with a jab to the jaw!
+Jackhamma hits Kevin with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus!
+Jackhamma solidly lands a pair of heavy punches to the jaw!
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-Jackhamma lashes out with a cross to the mouth, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
-Jackhamma tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 27 of 53 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 55 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 88-83
Jackhamma is obviously tired.
Kevin collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 10
Jackhamma feints and fakes. (feinting)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
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-Kevin attacks with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Kevin tries to land a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Jackhamma steps aside and laughs.
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+Jackhamma staggers Kevin with a series of feints to the chin!! Kevin backpedals to his own corner.
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-Kevin attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Jackhamma leaps aside.
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+Jackhamma shakes Kevin with a feint and then a cross to the face.
-Kevin throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma ducks just in time.
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+Jackhamma drills Kevin with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Jackhamma punches Kevin with a barrage of strong shots to the nose.
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-Kevin tries a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Kevin tries a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Jackhamma narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma steps aside.
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+Kevin hits Jackhamma with a series of punches to the chest. Jackhamma laughs!
-Kevin attacks with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Jackhamma ducks just in time.
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+Kevin punches Jackhamma with a volley of wild punches to the chest!
+Jackhamma throws a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 39 of 42 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 55 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 98-92
Jackhamma is obviously tired.
Kevin receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 11
Jackhamma is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
-Kevin launches a series of punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma blocks.
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-Kevin lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin throws a right jab to the ribs, but Jackhamma steps aside and laughs.
+Jackhamma tags Kevin with a cross to the nose. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Kevin probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Jackhamma steps aside.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of right shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Kevin probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Jackhamma narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin fires a pair of right punches to the chest, but Jackhamma narrowly avoids it
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of left shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Kevin attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 6 of 8 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 5 of 58 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 107-102
Jackhamma is obviously tired.
Kevin can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 12
Jackhamma is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
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-Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin attacks with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma ducks.
-Kevin paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma steps aside.
-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma covers himself well.
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-Kevin charges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma ducks just in time.
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-Kevin lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Jackhamma fires a nasty cross to the stomach!!
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-Kevin lunges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 7 of 7 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 4 of 59 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 116-112
Jackhamma grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin can't remember which corner is his.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 2: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 3: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 9: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 10: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Total Score: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 116-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 2: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 3: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 9: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 10: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Total Score: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 116-113
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 2: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 3: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 9: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 10: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Total Score: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 115-113
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken wins by decision!
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