Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass defeated Tha Next Big Thing by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Saturday, May 5, 2018In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 927 pounds (420 kilograms) is George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Of The Jungle paws a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Of The Jungle belts Thing with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
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-Thing fires a volley of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thing paws a volley of left blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Of The Jungle hits with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
-Thing paws a barrage of blows to the temple, but Of The Jungle steps aside.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle hits Thing with a jab to the eye.
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-Thing throws a series of blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Thing throws a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Of The Jungle hides behind his gloves.
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+Thing fires a solid uppercut to the eye!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 8 of 34 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 17 of 25 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 10-9
Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!
Of The Jungle doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Thing attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Of The Jungle covers himself well.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but Of The Jungle ducks.
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+Thing throws a pair of blows to the eye!! Of The Jungle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Thing throws a series of left punches to the head, but Of The Jungle stays away from it.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle fires a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing attempts a uppercut to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Thing throws a barrage of shots to the head, but Of The Jungle hides behind his gloves.
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+Of The Jungle wakes up the fans with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
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-Thing paws a jab to the jaw, but Of The Jungle leaps aside.
+Of The Jungle lands a pair of heavy punches to the eye. Thing laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 8 of 34 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 19 of 24 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 20-18
Thing doesn't even want to rest!
Of The Jungle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Thing launches a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Of The Jungle beats a hasty retreat.
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-Thing throws a volley of right punches to the head, but Of The Jungle covers himself well.
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+Of The Jungle connects with a barrage of vicious shots to the jaw.
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-Thing throws a barrage of shots to the jaw, but falls short.
-Thing attempts a right uppercut to the face, but Of The Jungle narrowly avoids it
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+Thing pounds Of The Jungle with a pair of hard punches to the eye. Of The Jungle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Of The Jungle tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Thing ducks just in time.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Of The Jungle ties him up.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle attacks with a pair of hard punches to the chin! Thing backpedals to his own corner.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 7 of 35 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 18 of 24 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 30-27
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.
Of The Jungle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle lands a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus!
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-Thing throws a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Thing attempts a series of shots to the stomach, but Of The Jungle ties him up.
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+Thing rocks Of The Jungle with a pair of stiff shots to the stomach!
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle hurts Thing with a pair of loud shots to the head!
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-Thing tries a pair of blows to the stomach, but Of The Jungle ducks just in time.
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+Of The Jungle jolts Thing with a pair of mean punches to the temple. Thing doesn't notice.
-Thing charges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Of The Jungle beats a hasty retreat.
-Thing attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 7 of 32 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 18 of 25 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 40-36
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.
Of The Jungle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle hits with a off balance jab to the jaw.
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-Thing fires a series of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing attempts a pair of right shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Thing attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Of The Jungle covers himself well.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing hits Of The Jungle with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
-Thing lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Of The Jungle blocks.
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+Of The Jungle smacks Thing with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Of The Jungle pounds Thing with a series of vicious punches to the eye!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 7 of 30 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 17 of 26 punches.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 50-45
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.
Of The Jungle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Thing lunges with a jab to the stomach, but Of The Jungle ties him up.
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+Of The Jungle hammers Thing with a volley of hard blows to the nose.
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-Of The Jungle lunges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing fires a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Thing smashes Of The Jungle with a barrage of wild blows to the chest.
+Of The Jungle attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus. Thing grimaces in pain.
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-Thing lashes out with a volley of right shots to the chest, but Of The Jungle takes it in the forearms.
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-Thing probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Of The Jungle ducks just in time.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 8 of 32 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 17 of 23 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 59-55
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.
Of The Jungle is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Of The Jungle hurts Thing with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye.
-Thing attempts a left to the head, but flails uselessly.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle stuns Thing with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Thing attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Thing grazes Of The Jungle with a pair of blows to the chin!!
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but Of The Jungle narrowly avoids it
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-Thing throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Of The Jungle stays away from it.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Of The Jungle paws a volley of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Thing attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 8 of 32 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 17 of 23 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 69-65
Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.
Of The Jungle is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Thing lashes out with a pair of blows to the eye, but falls short.
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-Thing probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing tries a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Thing drills Of The Jungle with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Thing throws a pair of left shots to the chin, but Of The Jungle blocks.
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-Thing charges with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle fires a volley of commanding punches to the head.
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-Thing tries a pair of right punches to the nose, but Of The Jungle ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 6 of 30 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 5 of 8 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-9
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 78-75
Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.
Of The Jungle is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Thing attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Of The Jungle tries a series of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Of The Jungle throws a series of strong punches to the temple!
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle punches Thing with a nasty jab to the solar plexus.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Of The Jungle jolts Thing with a series of nice punches to the head.
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+Thing hits with a jab to the chin.
Thing lands a powerful blow to the temple and Of The Jungle collapses!!
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Of The Jungle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Thing suprises Of The Jungle with a volley of nice shots to the mouth.
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-Thing paws a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Of The Jungle ducks.
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-Thing charges with a pair of left blows to the nose, but Of The Jungle steps aside and laughs.
-Thing fires a barrage of shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Of The Jungle fires a volley of punches to the temple.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 8 of 32 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 16 of 23 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-8
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 86-85
Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.
Of The Jungle is slowing down.
ROUND 10
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Thing attempts a barrage of blows to the nose, but Of The Jungle deftly avoits it.
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-Thing attempts a pair of blows to the nose, but misses.
+Of The Jungle fires a barrage of shots to the face.
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+Thing solidly lands a volley of punches to the mouth!
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-Of The Jungle throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thing lunges with a right hook to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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Of The Jungle tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing tattoos Of The Jungle with a barrage of punches to the temple.
Thing lands a devestating blow to the head and Of The Jungle is knocked down!!
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Of The Jungle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Thing tries a volley of shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Of The Jungle scores with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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The fighters circle.
+Of The Jungle hurts Thing with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Of The Jungle hits with a flurry of strong punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Tha Next Big Thing landed 8 of 30 punches, and George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 15 of 25 punches.
Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-8
Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 95-94
Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.
Of The Jungle is slowing down.
ROUND 11
Thing throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Of The Jungle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Of The Jungle hits with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
Of The Jungle lands a lightning uppercut and Thing's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Thing can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.
Of The Jungle collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 5: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 6: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 9: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
Round 10: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 5: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 6: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 7: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 8: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 9: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
Round 10: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 5: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 8: Tha Next Big Thing 10-9
Round 9: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
Round 10: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass wins by a knockout!
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