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(Super-Heavyweight) they call me fat man! defeated Not Functional by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, April 21, 2018

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is they call me fat man!!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 756 pounds (343 kilograms) is Not Functional!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

They stays outside and uses his jab.
Functional fights inside. (inside)

+They stuns Functional with a series of vicious shots to the temple.
-Functional attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-They probes with a series of right shots to the head, but Functional leaps aside.
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+They shakes Functional with a sweeping right to the eye!
They lands a slow motion left blow to the temple and Functional bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Functional struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+They hits Functional with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
They lands a slow motion smash to the jaw and Functional is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
they call me fat man! wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
They can't remember which corner is his.

Functional can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye.





they call me fat man! wins by a knockout!