Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Squishy defeated The Hitchhiker XVII by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, April 21, 2018In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 223 pounds (101 kilograms) is The Hitchhiker XVII!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet and 6 inches (259 centimeters) tall weighing in at 518 pounds (235 kilograms) is Squishy!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
The Hitchhiker Xvii moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Squishy is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Squishy drills The Hitchhiker Xvii with a series of shots to the jaw.
+Squishy takes charge with a barrage of loud blows to the jaw.
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+The Hitchhiker Xvii thumps Squishy with a series of punches to the jaw!
+Squishy punches The Hitchhiker Xvii with a light straight right to the nose!
-Squishy attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but The Hitchhiker Xvii hides behind his gloves.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii probes with a series of left punches to the face, but Squishy narrowly avoids it
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+Squishy annoys The Hitchhiker Xvii with a barrage of shots to the head.
+Squishy tags The Hitchhiker Xvii with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but misses.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii charges with a jab to the temple, but misses completely.
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+The Hitchhiker Xvii takes charge with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
+Squishy hits with a flurry of punches to the eye!!
-The Hitchhiker Xvii paws a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Squishy tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Squishy clocks The Hitchhiker Xvii with a series of punches to the nose!
+Squishy solidly lands a volley of loud punches to the jaw. The Hitchhiker Xvii laughs!
-The Hitchhiker Xvii lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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-The Hitchhiker Xvii probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Squishy pops The Hitchhiker Xvii with a flurry of light punches to the eye. The Hitchhiker Xvii seems wobbly!
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+Squishy lands a series of punches to the face.
+The Hitchhiker Xvii hits Squishy with a volley of loud punches to the temple. Squishy grimaces in pain.
+The Hitchhiker Xvii hits with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
+The Hitchhiker Xvii thumps Squishy with a straight right to the stomach. Squishy beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Hitchhiker Xvii hits Squishy with a flurry of furious punches to the face. Squishy backpedals to his own corner.
+The Hitchhiker Xvii attacks with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Squishy ties him up.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Squishy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Squishy clocks The Hitchhiker Xvii with a flurry of painful punches to the eye. The Hitchhiker Xvii ignores it.
+Squishy fires a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Squishy punches The Hitchhiker Xvii with a stinging right to the solar plexus! The Hitchhiker Xvii beats a hasty retreat.
+The Hitchhiker Xvii tags Squishy with a pair of off balance punches to the head!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Hitchhiker XVII landed 46 of 89 punches, and Squishy landed 55 of 62 punches.
Squishy won the round 10-9
Squishy is winning the fight 10-9
The Hitchhiker Xvii doesn't want to stop fighting!
Squishy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
The Hitchhiker Xvii throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Squishy is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+The Hitchhiker Xvii nails Squishy with a series of stinging blows to the eye.
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+The Hitchhiker Xvii hits with a volley of hooks to the head!!
+Squishy annoys The Hitchhiker Xvii with a series of strong punches to the chest!!
-The Hitchhiker Xvii attacks with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Squishy backs out of it.
+Squishy attacks with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus. The Hitchhiker Xvii ignores it.
+ The fighters swap hooks to the head.
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+Squishy grazes The Hitchhiker Xvii with a barrage of glancing hooks to the stomach.
+Squishy grazes The Hitchhiker Xvii with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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-The Hitchhiker Xvii attempts a series of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Squishy slams The Hitchhiker Xvii with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest!!
-The Hitchhiker Xvii paws a series of left hooks to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Squishy attacks with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
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-The Hitchhiker Xvii attempts a volley of crosses to the head, but he's too slow.
+The Hitchhiker Xvii slams Squishy with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
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+Squishy tags The Hitchhiker Xvii with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
+The Hitchhiker Xvii lands a series of shots to the head. Squishy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+The Hitchhiker Xvii nails Squishy with a flurry of off balance uppercuts to the face.
+Squishy hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
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+Squishy tosses a volley of light punches to the eye. The Hitchhiker Xvii backpedals to his own corner.
+Squishy throws a barrage of blows to the head.
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+Squishy clocks The Hitchhiker Xvii with a volley of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Hitchhiker XVII landed 22 of 40 punches, and Squishy landed 60 of 62 punches.
Squishy won the round 10-9
Squishy is winning the fight 20-18
The Hitchhiker Xvii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Squishy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
The Hitchhiker Xvii moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Squishy is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Squishy fires a series of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Squishy catches The Hitchhiker Xvii with a series of commanding punches to the chin. The Hitchhiker Xvii laughs!
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+The Hitchhiker Xvii tosses a barrage of punches to the face.
+The Hitchhiker Xvii pummels Squishy with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
+Squishy backs up The Hitchhiker Xvii with a series of solid punches to the jaw! The Hitchhiker Xvii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii paws a volley of left shots to the head, but Squishy covers himself well.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but Squishy backs out of it.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii tries a jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii tries to land a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Squishy narrowly avoids it
+Squishy tags The Hitchhiker Xvii with a hard right to the temple!!
+The Hitchhiker Xvii wallops Squishy with a series of vicious punches to the face.
+Squishy slams The Hitchhiker Xvii with a volley of glancing punches to the chin!
+The Hitchhiker Xvii clocks Squishy with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii tries to land a right left to the jaw, but Squishy beats a hasty retreat.
+Squishy nails The Hitchhiker Xvii with a pair of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Squishy fires a flurry of quick punches to the nose. The Hitchhiker Xvii beats a hasty retreat.
+Squishy connects with a volley of stiff punches to the face.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii fires a flurry of punches to the face, but misses.
-Squishy throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+The Hitchhiker Xvii hits with a strong jab to the temple.
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+The Hitchhiker Xvii punches Squishy with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
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+The Hitchhiker Xvii jolts Squishy with a series of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Squishy hits with a series of light punches to the jaw.
-Squishy probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but The Hitchhiker Xvii escapes.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Squishy throws a barrage of quick punches to the face!
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-The Hitchhiker Xvii attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Squishy narrowly avoids it
+Squishy tags The Hitchhiker Xvii with a pair of punches to the eye. The Hitchhiker Xvii doesn't notice.
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-The Hitchhiker Xvii probes with a jab to the nose, but Squishy narrowly avoids it
-The Hitchhiker Xvii tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but Squishy leaps aside.
+The Hitchhiker Xvii hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the jaw.
+The Hitchhiker Xvii pummels Squishy with a stiff cross to the ribs. Squishy seems wobbly!
-The Hitchhiker Xvii tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Squishy connects with a flurry of quick punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Hitchhiker XVII landed 43 of 85 punches, and Squishy landed 47 of 69 punches.
Squishy won the round 10-9
Squishy is winning the fight 30-27
The Hitchhiker Xvii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Squishy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
The Hitchhiker Xvii throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Squishy is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Squishy attacks with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Squishy catches The Hitchhiker Xvii with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Squishy lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii probes with a left right to the face, but misses.
+The Hitchhiker Xvii backs up Squishy with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
+Squishy takes charge with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus. The Hitchhiker Xvii covers up.
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+Squishy wallops The Hitchhiker Xvii with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii tries to land a pair of uppercuts to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Squishy throws a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth. The Hitchhiker Xvii covers up.
+Squishy punches The Hitchhiker Xvii with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Squishy annoys The Hitchhiker Xvii with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-The Hitchhiker Xvii charges with a right right to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Squishy backs up The Hitchhiker Xvii with a series of off balance shots to the nose.
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+Squishy staggers The Hitchhiker Xvii with a flurry of glancing shots to the temple.
+Squishy connects with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
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+Squishy throws a series of strong punches to the mouth!
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+The Hitchhiker Xvii tosses a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
+The Hitchhiker Xvii hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin. Squishy doesn't seem bothered.
+The Hitchhiker Xvii annoys Squishy with a barrage of crosses to the face!
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+Squishy solidly lands a pair of commanding punches to the face.
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+Squishy jolts The Hitchhiker Xvii with a solid jab to the chin. The Hitchhiker Xvii doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Hitchhiker XVII landed 19 of 41 punches, and Squishy landed 65 of 65 punches.
Squishy won the round 10-9
Squishy is winning the fight 40-36
The Hitchhiker Xvii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Squishy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Squishy 10-9
Round 2: Squishy 10-9
Round 3: Squishy 10-9
Round 4: Squishy 10-9
Total Score: Squishy 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Squishy 10-9
Round 2: Squishy 10-9
Round 3: Squishy 10-9
Round 4: Squishy 10-9
Total Score: Squishy 40-36
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Squishy 10-9
Round 2: Squishy 10-9
Round 3: Squishy 10-9
Round 4: Squishy 10-9
Total Score: Squishy 40-36
Squishy wins by decision!
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