Public Fight Report
(Super-Lightweight) Pissy Panty Piss Drinker defeated Christine H by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Thursday, April 5, 2018In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 132 pounds (60 kilograms) is Pissy Panty Piss Drinker!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Christine H!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Drinker tosses a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Christine tries a jab to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Christine throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Drinker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Christine tries a series of right blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Christine belts Drinker with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Drinker probes with a straight right to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Christine nails Drinker with a glancing jab to the mouth. Drinker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Drinker pokes Christine with a volley of punches to the jaw. Christine hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Drinker connects with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye! Christine hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 22 of 34 punches, and Christine H landed 14 of 35 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 10-9
Drinker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Christine doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Drinker thumps Christine with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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-Drinker fires a volley of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Christine attacks with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Christine connects with a hard jab to the jaw!
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+Drinker grazes Christine with a series of light punches to the jaw.
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-Christine attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Drinker steps aside and laughs.
+Drinker solidly lands a barrage of light punches to the chin!!
-Christine launches a volley of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Christine attempts a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Drinker quickly backs away.
+Christine thumps Drinker with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Drinker punches Christine with a barrage of loud punches to the head. Christine sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Christine probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but Drinker backs out of it.
-Christine lunges with a series of left punches to the head, but Drinker steps aside.
+Christine rocks Drinker with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Christine wallops Drinker with a quick cross to the head.
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-Christine lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 27 of 32 punches, and Christine H landed 24 of 61 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 20-18
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Christine remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Drinker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Christine probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Drinker stays away from it.
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-Christine launches a pair of punches to the face, but Drinker ties him up.
+Drinker nails Christine with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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-Christine probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Drinker ties him up.
-Christine paws a jab to the temple, but Drinker quickly backs away.
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-Christine launches a pair of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Christine attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Drinker stays away from it.
+Drinker pounds Christine with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Christine tosses a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Christine tries to land a volley of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Christine fires a pair of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Christine drills Drinker with a series of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Christine hits with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Christine catches Drinker with a nice straight right to the face.
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-Christine tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Drinker ducks.
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-Christine attacks with a sweeping right to the head, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 8 of 8 punches, and Christine H landed 25 of 74 punches.
Christine H won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 29-28
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Christine grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Drinker throws a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Drinker throws a series of punches to the temple.
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+Drinker scores with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
-Christine lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Drinker blocks.
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-Christine tries to land a roundhouse to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Drinker pops Christine with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
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+Drinker staggers Christine with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest!
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-Christine tries a pair of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Christine hits Drinker with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Christine attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Drinker hits with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw. Christine hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Christine tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Christine launches a pair of punches to the chest, but Drinker escapes.
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-Christine attempts a cross to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 32 of 34 punches, and Christine H landed 12 of 39 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 39-37
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Christine is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Drinker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Christine lands a straight right to the nose. Drinker grimaces in pain.
+Christine shakes Drinker with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Christine throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Christine drills Drinker with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
-Christine probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Christine probes with a jab to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Christine launches a left to the temple, but Drinker leaps aside.
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-Christine probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Christine throws a right to the chest, but falls short.
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+Christine rocks Drinker with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Christine attempts a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Christine fires a cross to the nose, but goes wide.
+Drinker punches Christine with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Christine hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 8 of 8 punches, and Christine H landed 22 of 73 punches.
Christine H won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 48-47
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Christine is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Drinker fires a strong sweeping right to the jaw. Christine is hurt!
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-Christine tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Drinker stays away from it.
+Drinker hammers Christine with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Drinker smashes Christine with a jab to the chin.
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-Christine probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Drinker rocks Christine with a vicious sweeping right to the jaw!
+Christine throws a series of nice punches to the solar plexus! Drinker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Christine lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Christine staggers Drinker with a series of painful punches to the stomach.
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-Christine launches a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Drinker ducks.
+Drinker hurts Christine with a series of mean punches to the temple. Christine grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 30 of 30 punches, and Christine H landed 11 of 39 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 58-56
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Christine is slowing down.
ROUND 7
Drinker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Christine jolts Drinker with a commanding jab to the face.
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+Christine punches Drinker with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Drinker seems wobbly!
-Christine fires a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Drinker covers himself well.
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-Christine lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Christine nails Drinker with a volley of nice punches to the face.
-Christine attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Christine fires a jab to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Christine tries a pair of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Christine attacks with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Christine fires a volley of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Drinker tattoos Christine with a hard cross to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 8 of 8 punches, and Christine H landed 20 of 74 punches.
Christine H won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 67-66
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Christine looks exhausted.
ROUND 8
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Drinker fires a barrage of nice punches to the head.
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-Christine launches a pair of punches to the head, but Drinker blocks.
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-Christine charges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Drinker escapes.
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+Drinker shakes Christine with a volley of punches to the head. Christine sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Drinker throws a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Drinker drills Christine with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
+Drinker lands a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Christine lands a pair of strong punches to the head!
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+Drinker fires a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
-Christine attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Christine charges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Drinker stays away from it.
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+Drinker annoys Christine with a pair of blows to the jaw.
-Christine attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Drinker quickly backs away.
-Christine throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but Drinker leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 32 of 32 punches, and Christine H landed 9 of 41 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 77-75
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Christine looks exhausted.
ROUND 9
Drinker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Drinker hammers Christine with a barrage of mean punches to the nose.
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-Christine tries a jab to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Christine charges with a jab to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Christine lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Drinker covers himself well.
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-Christine lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Christine tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but Drinker covers himself well.
-Christine charges with a left jab to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Christine hurts Drinker with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 8 of 9 punches, and Christine H landed 8 of 45 punches.
Christine H won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 86-85
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Christine looks exhausted.
ROUND 10
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Drinker hammers Christine with a series of punches to the head. Christine sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Drinker suprises Christine with a series of light blows to the mouth!
+Drinker annoys Christine with a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
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+Drinker connects with a flurry of punches to the chin!!
+Drinker tags Christine with a pair of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Drinker grazes Christine with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
-Christine charges with a right jab to the eye, but Drinker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Christine probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Christine tries to land a sweeping right to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Drinker lands a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
+Drinker thumps Christine with a pair of off balance punches to the head. Christine shakes his head to clear it.
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-Christine tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Christine smacks Drinker with a flurry of light punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 48 of 48 punches, and Christine H landed 7 of 35 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 96-94
Drinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Christine looks exhausted.
ROUND 11
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Drinker hits Christine with a sweeping right to the face. Christine shakes his head to clear it.
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+Drinker staggers Christine with a series of hard punches to the head. Christine ignores it.
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-Christine lashes out with a series of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Drinker smacks Christine with a nice roundhouse to the temple. Christine retreats to the far corner.
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-Christine tries to land a pair of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
-Christine attempts a straight right to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Drinker drills Christine with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
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-Christine charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Christine charges with a left jab to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Drinker smacks Christine with a volley of loud punches to the eye! Christine doesn't seem bothered.
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-Christine attacks with a series of left punches to the nose, but Drinker backs out of it.
+Drinker tags Christine with a nice straight right to the jaw.
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+Christine scores with a series of quick shots to the temple!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 29 of 32 punches, and Christine H landed 11 of 50 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 106-103
Drinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Christine collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 12
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Drinker fires a wild jab to the chin.
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-Christine attacks with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Christine probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Drinker ties him up.
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-Christine tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but Drinker narrowly avoids it
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Drinker scores with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
+Christine annoys Drinker with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
+Drinker hurts Christine with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Christine attacks with a right to the jaw, but Drinker stays away from it.
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-Christine probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Christine charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Drinker quickly backs away.
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-Christine attempts a flurry of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Drinker jars Christine with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Christine lashes out with a left jab to the face, but only hits air.
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+Drinker lashes out with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Christine throws a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Christine launches a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Christine catches Drinker with a flurry of strong punches to the temple!!
-Christine probes with a right to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Drinker hurts Christine with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
-Christine tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Christine probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Drinker tosses a volley of vicious shots to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 30 of 30 punches, and Christine H landed 13 of 66 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 116-112
Drinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Christine receives medical attention from his trainer.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 2: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 3: Christine H 10-9
Round 4: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 5: Christine H 10-9
Round 6: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 7: Christine H 10-9
Round 8: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 9: Christine H 10-9
Round 10: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 11: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 12: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Total Score: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 2: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 3: Christine H 10-9
Round 4: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 5: Christine H 10-9
Round 6: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 7: Christine H 10-9
Round 8: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 9: Christine H 10-9
Round 10: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 11: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 12: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Total Score: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 116-112
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 2: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 3: Christine H 10-9
Round 4: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 5: Christine H 10-9
Round 6: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 7: Christine H 10-9
Round 8: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 9: Christine H 10-9
Round 10: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 11: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 12: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Total Score: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 116-112
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker wins by decision!
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