Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken defeated I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-113.Match Saturday, March 31, 2018In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 727 pounds (330 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Jackhamma tosses a volley of light punches to the chest.
+Kevin backs up Jackhamma with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Jackhamma smacks Kevin with a volley of glancing punches to the temple. Kevin quickly recovers.
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+Jackhamma catches Kevin with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Jackhamma hits with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin nails Jackhamma with a nasty jab to the solar plexus.
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+Jackhamma backs up Kevin with a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Jackhamma pops Kevin with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
-Kevin charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Jackhamma hides behind his gloves.
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+Jackhamma fires a pair of quick punches to the nose.
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-Kevin attacks with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Jackhamma covers himself well.
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+Jackhamma hits with a volley of punches to the chin. Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 40 of 41 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 30 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 10-9
Jackhamma doesn't even want to rest!
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Jackhamma hits with a flurry of solid punches to the head. Kevin seems wobbly!
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+Jackhamma tosses a painful jab to the temple.
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-Kevin paws a series of right punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma quickly backs away.
+Jackhamma throws a series of strong punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Jackhamma slams Kevin with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
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+Kevin solidly lands a flurry of stinging punches to the chest. Jackhamma is hurt!
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-Kevin throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Jackhamma charges with a barrage of punches to the face, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
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+Kevin tags Jackhamma with a jab to the chest.
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+Jackhamma hits with a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 34 of 42 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 31 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 20-18
Jackhamma grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Kevin drills Jackhamma with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Jackhamma fires a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
-Kevin tries to land a pair of left punches to the chest, but Jackhamma stays away from it.
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-Kevin probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma beats a hasty retreat.
-Kevin lunges with a left right to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Kevin charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Jackhamma connects with a series of punches to the nose. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Jackhamma fires a volley of punches to the jaw. Kevin grimaces in pain.
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+Kevin hits with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Jackhamma pummels Kevin with a series of punches to the face.
-Jackhamma lunges with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but only hits air.
+Jackhamma thumps Kevin with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Jackhamma hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 30 of 37 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 29 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 30-27
Jackhamma is obviously tired.
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Kevin launches a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma quickly backs away.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Kevin tries a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma blocks.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Jackhamma takes it in the forearms.
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+Jackhamma hits with a flurry of furious blows to the temple.
-Jackhamma attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Kevin covers himself well.
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+Kevin suprises Jackhamma with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin jolts Jackhamma with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Jackhamma punches Kevin with a wild left to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 13 of 23 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 14 of 29 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 39-37
Jackhamma looks exhausted.
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
+Jackhamma jolts Kevin with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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+Jackhamma punches Kevin with a strong jab to the mouth.
+Kevin wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Jackhamma launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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-Jackhamma charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Kevin tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Kevin tattoos Jackhamma with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Jackhamma rocks Kevin with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Jackhamma hits with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
-Kevin attacks with a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma ducks just in time.
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+Jackhamma punches Kevin with a hard jab to the eye.
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-Kevin tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Jackhamma suprises Kevin with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Kevin attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but Jackhamma blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 31 of 49 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 31 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 49-46
Jackhamma looks exhausted.
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
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-Jackhamma charges with a pair of punches to the face, but Kevin backs out of it.
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+Jackhamma wallops Kevin with a series of loud punches to the chin. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
-Jackhamma lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin stays away from it.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
-Kevin tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Jackhamma tags Kevin with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
-Kevin paws a pair of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Jackhamma attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Kevin charges with a hook to the stomach, but Jackhamma steps aside and laughs.
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-Kevin paws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Jackhamma thumps Kevin with a barrage of commanding blows to the chest. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Jackhamma fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kevin covers himself well.
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-Kevin lashes out with a left to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Kevin shakes Jackhamma with a painful jab to the chest.
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-Jackhamma tries a series of right shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Jackhamma probes with a cross to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Kevin hits with a volley of furious punches to the ribs. Jackhamma asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Kevin wallops Jackhamma with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus!
+Kevin attacks with a pair of furious punches to the chest!
+Kevin fires a series of furious punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 18 of 45 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 28 of 56 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 58-56
Jackhamma looks exhausted.
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
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+Kevin pounds Jackhamma with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest. Jackhamma hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kevin hits Jackhamma with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin lashes out with a left straight right to the stomach, but Jackhamma beats a hasty retreat.
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-Jackhamma tries a series of punches to the chest, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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-Jackhamma throws a left jab to the chin, but Kevin quickly backs away.
-Kevin attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma blocks.
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-Kevin launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma ducks just in time.
+Kevin hits Jackhamma with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus. Jackhamma asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Jackhamma lands a volley of painful shots to the nose.
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-Jackhamma probes with a left straight right to the ribs, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Kevin throws a series of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Kevin staggers Jackhamma with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Kevin drills Jackhamma with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 9 of 24 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 27 of 57 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 67-66
Jackhamma looks exhausted.
Kevin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
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-Kevin tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma quickly backs away.
-Jackhamma fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin lunges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Jackhamma attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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+Jackhamma throws a volley of wild punches to the head.
-Kevin lashes out with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma ducks.
-Jackhamma charges with a series of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Jackhamma belts Kevin with a pair of solid punches to the stomach. Kevin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Jackhamma tosses a series of punches to the temple.
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-Kevin paws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Kevin lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest. Jackhamma beats a hasty retreat.
-Kevin lashes out with a series of left punches to the chest, but Jackhamma covers himself well.
+Kevin tosses a series of punches to the ribs. Jackhamma ignores it.
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-Jackhamma throws a cross to the face, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
-Kevin lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Jackhamma connects with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 22 of 47 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 16 of 56 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 77-75
Jackhamma is obviously tired.
Kevin is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
-Kevin attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma takes it in the forearms.
-Jackhamma attempts a left jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Kevin lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Jackhamma whacks Kevin with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Kevin belts Jackhamma with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin catches Jackhamma with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus!
-Kevin attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma escapes.
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+Jackhamma jars Kevin with a barrage of mean punches to the nose.
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-Jackhamma throws a series of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
-Kevin lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma hides behind his gloves.
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-Kevin attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but Jackhamma takes it in the forearms.
+Kevin pokes Jackhamma with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
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+Kevin throws a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Jackhamma attacks with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Kevin ducks.
-Jackhamma throws a left roundhouse to the chin, but Kevin stays away from it.
-Jackhamma fires a jab to the eye, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Jackhamma attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Jackhamma lands a powerful roundhouse to the eye!!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 20 of 47 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 20 of 57 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 87-84
Jackhamma is obviously tired.
Kevin is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Jackhamma feints and fakes. (feinting)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
+Kevin throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jackhamma clocks Kevin with a glancing counter-punch to the head.
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+Kevin belts Jackhamma with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma narrowly avoids it
+Jackhamma jolts Kevin with a volley of shots to the chin. Kevin grimaces in pain.
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-Kevin launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma backs out of it.
-Kevin fires a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin throws a pair of combinations to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Jackhamma lashes out with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Jackhamma tosses a volley of strong combinations to the jaw!
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+Jackhamma whacks Kevin with a hard feint and then an uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Jackhamma hits with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Kevin lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Kevin clocks Jackhamma with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin connects with a series of punches to the stomach!!
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-Kevin fires a left hook to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Jackhamma wallops Kevin with a flurry of combinations to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 30 of 41 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 24 of 56 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 97-93
Jackhamma is slowing down.
Kevin is slowing down.
ROUND 11
Jackhamma is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
-Kevin tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Kevin attacks with a light jab to the chest.
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-Kevin lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Kevin lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma ties him up.
+Kevin pokes Jackhamma with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus. Jackhamma quickly recovers.
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-Kevin lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Kevin charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin throws a right straight right to the chest, but misses.
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-Kevin probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 4 of 9 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 9 of 52 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 106-103
Jackhamma is obviously tired.
Kevin is slowing down.
ROUND 12
Jackhamma is using the ring. (using the ring)
Kevin backpedals and jabs.
+Jackhamma wakes up the fans with a pair of nice punches to the ribs. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Kevin charges with a jab to the solar plexus, but Jackhamma backs out of it.
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-Jackhamma throws a jab to the chest, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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+Kevin whacks Jackhamma with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs. Jackhamma beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Kevin thumps Jackhamma with a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Kevin tries a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Jackhamma lashes out with a right cross to the stomach, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
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-Jackhamma lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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+Jackhamma connects with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs. Kevin doesn't seem bothered.
-Kevin throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Jackhamma hides behind his gloves.
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-Jackhamma probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Kevin backs out of it.
-Kevin paws a pair of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Jackhamma attacks with a volley of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Kevin probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Kevin fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Jackhamma ducks.
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-Jackhamma charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Kevin ducks just in time.
+Jackhamma tosses a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken landed 19 of 47 punches, and I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 17 of 63 punches.
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken won the round 10-9
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken is winning the fight 116-112
Jackhamma is obviously tired.
Kevin is slowing down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 2: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 3: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 9: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 10: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Total Score: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 2: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 3: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 9: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 10: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Total Score: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 116-112
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 2: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 3: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 8: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 9: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 10: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Round 11: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 12: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 10-9
Total Score: Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken 116-113
Caleb "Jackhamma" Boyken wins by decision!
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