Public Fight Report
(Super-Lightweight) Pissy Panty Piss Drinker defeated Christine H by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Thursday, March 22, 2018In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 132 pounds (60 kilograms) is Pissy Panty Piss Drinker!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Christine H!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Drinker hits Christine with a series of strong punches to the jaw!
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-Christine lunges with a series of right punches to the temple, but Drinker deftly avoits it.
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+Drinker belts Christine with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Christine lands a barrage of vicious punches to the chin. Drinker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Drinker takes charge with a powerful jab to the eye.
+Christine shakes Drinker with a pair of punches to the nose. Drinker doesn't seem bothered.
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+Drinker attacks with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Christine attempts a volley of right punches to the nose, but Drinker deftly avoits it.
-Drinker tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Christine smashes Drinker with a barrage of punches to the head. Drinker gets mad!
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+Drinker fires a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 22 of 31 punches, and Christine H landed 15 of 33 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 10-9
Drinker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Christine doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Drinker hits with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
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-Christine fires a left sweeping right to the mouth, but Drinker steps aside.
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-Christine tries a series of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Christine probes with a series of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Drinker throws a flurry of punches to the head. Christine sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Christine fires a volley of left punches to the temple, but Drinker leaps aside.
+Christine throws a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Drinker launches a pair of punches to the face, but Christine deftly avoits it.
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+Drinker throws a volley of punches to the face.
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+Christine hammers Drinker with a pair of light punches to the jaw!
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-Drinker throws a volley of right punches to the head, but misses.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Drinker nails Christine with a flurry of mean punches to the nose.
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+Christine hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Christine pokes Drinker with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Christine lunges with a jab to the chin, but Drinker narrowly avoids it
+Drinker lands a pair of light punches to the eye!!
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-Christine lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye, but Drinker takes it in the forearms.
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+Christine whacks Drinker with a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Christine hits with a volley of quick punches to the head. Drinker retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 24 of 31 punches, and Christine H landed 27 of 58 punches.
Christine H won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Christine doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Christine charges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Christine suprises Drinker with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
+Christine throws a right to the solar plexus. Drinker doesn't notice.
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-Christine probes with a right jab to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Christine fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but Drinker stays away from it.
-Christine paws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Drinker smashes Christine with a jab to the chin.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the temple.
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+Drinker scores with a powerful right to the ribs.
+Drinker stuns Christine with a volley of nasty punches to the chin!
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+Christine jolts Drinker with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
-Christine tries a pair of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Christine wallops Drinker with a series of furious punches to the temple.
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+Christine connects with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
+Christine throws a volley of blows to the chest.
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+Drinker pounds Christine with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Christine throws a volley of punches to the head, but Drinker ducks just in time.
+Drinker catches Christine with a series of nice blows to the mouth.
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+Christine hammers Drinker with a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 28 of 32 punches, and Christine H landed 33 of 68 punches.
Christine H won the round 10-9
Christine H is winning the fight 29-28
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Christine grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Drinker hits with a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
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-Christine probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Christine scores with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Christine paws a pair of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Drinker stuns Christine with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Drinker tags Christine with a series of shots to the face.
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+Christine annoys Drinker with a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
+Drinker lands a light jab to the head. Christine gets mad!
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+Drinker lands a solid jab to the chin.
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+Drinker fires a flurry of furious punches to the head.
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+Christine attacks with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Drinker hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Drinker attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but Christine narrowly avoids it
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-Christine tries to land a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Drinker backs out of it.
-Christine attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Drinker steps aside and laughs.
+Drinker jolts Christine with a series of heavy punches to the face.
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-Christine attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 37 of 53 punches, and Christine H landed 15 of 40 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Drinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Christine grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Christine fires a volley of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Christine attempts a series of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Christine fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Drinker quickly backs away.
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+Drinker throws a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw!
-Christine attempts a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Drinker covers himself well.
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+Drinker scores with a flurry of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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+Christine thumps Drinker with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Christine throws a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Christine smashes Drinker with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Drinker staggers Christine with a jab to the temple. Christine shakes his head to clear it.
-Christine probes with a right straight right to the mouth, but Drinker ducks just in time.
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+Christine grazes Drinker with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Christine lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Drinker connects with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Christine charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Drinker covers himself well.
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+Christine staggers Drinker with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Drinker pokes Christine with a series of punches to the eye. Christine sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 27 of 34 punches, and Christine H landed 36 of 71 punches.
Christine H won the round 10-9
Christine H is winning the fight 48-47
Drinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Christine is slowing down.
ROUND 6
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Drinker annoys Christine with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
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+Drinker scores with a series of strong punches to the chin!
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-Drinker tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Drinker stuns Christine with a pair of loud punches to the chin.
-Christine throws a series of punches to the chest, but Drinker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Christine fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Drinker deftly avoits it.
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+Christine throws a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Christine fires a series of hard punches to the chest.
+Drinker punches Christine with a roundhouse to the face.
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-Christine launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Drinker deftly avoits it.
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-Christine lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but Drinker steps aside.
+Drinker staggers Christine with a series of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Drinker shakes Christine with a barrage of punches to the mouth!
+Drinker shakes Christine with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 39 of 46 punches, and Christine H landed 12 of 34 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Drinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Christine is slowing down.
ROUND 7
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Christine tags Drinker with a left to the chest.
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+Drinker connects with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
-Christine probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Drinker ducks.
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-Christine fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Christine tattoos Drinker with a pair of punches to the face.
+Christine solidly lands a barrage of mean punches to the head! Drinker shakes his head to clear it.
-Christine throws a pair of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Christine throws a barrage of punches to the head!!
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+Drinker strikes with a jab to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
-Christine tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Drinker steps aside.
+Drinker jars Christine with a flurry of heavy punches to the face!! Christine backpedals to his own corner.
+Christine whacks Drinker with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Drinker hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye!!
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+Drinker annoys Christine with a left to the head. Christine sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Christine attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but misses.
-Christine throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Christine probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Drinker backs out of it.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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-Christine paws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Christine attacks with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 31 of 33 punches, and Christine H landed 30 of 77 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 67-66
Drinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Christine looks exhausted.
ROUND 8
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Christine probes with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Christine paws a volley of punches to the face, but Drinker narrowly avoids it
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+Christine grazes Drinker with a volley of mean punches to the jaw.
+Christine connects with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Christine attacks with a series of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Christine fires a left sweeping right to the nose, but goes wide.
+Christine wakes up the fans with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Christine attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Drinker quickly backs away.
+Christine hits with a volley of punches to the jaw. Drinker backpedals to his own corner.
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-Christine lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Drinker quickly backs away.
-Christine launches a volley of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Drinker belts Christine with a pair of furious punches to the chin. Christine backpedals to his own corner.
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+Drinker lashes out with a jab to the jaw.
-Christine fires a volley of right punches to the nose, but Drinker ducks.
+Drinker scores with a pair of wild punches to the mouth! Christine covers up.
+Drinker smashes Christine with a jab to the chest.
+Drinker tags Christine with a series of commanding punches to the head.
-Christine paws a right jab to the head, but Drinker ducks.
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-Christine launches a volley of punches to the face, but Drinker takes it in the forearms.
-Christine attempts a left jab to the face, but Drinker steps aside.
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-Christine attacks with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Drinker steps aside.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Drinker pummels Christine with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 30 of 32 punches, and Christine H landed 20 of 74 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 77-75
Drinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Christine collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 9
Drinker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Christine probes with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Drinker ducks just in time.
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+Christine hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Christine launches a pair of left blows to the temple, but misses completely.
-Christine fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Christine attempts a volley of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+Drinker hammers Christine with a heavy straight right to the temple. Christine retreats to the far corner.
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-Christine lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but Drinker takes it in the forearms.
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+Christine grazes Drinker with a pair of punches to the head.
+Christine tags Drinker with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
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-Christine fires a flurry of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Christine throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Christine lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Christine paws a right jab to the chin, but Drinker takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 7 of 8 punches, and Christine H landed 16 of 76 punches.
Christine H won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 86-85
Drinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Christine collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 10
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Drinker wakes up the fans with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Christine attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Drinker deftly avoits it.
+Drinker attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth. Christine retreats to the far corner.
+Christine punches Drinker with a series of punches to the face! Drinker doesn't seem bothered.
-Christine paws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Christine attacks with a right hook to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Drinker tags Christine with a series of solid punches to the face.
-Christine lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Drinker punches Christine with a series of stinging punches to the jaw!
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-Christine attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Drinker tattoos Christine with a off balance jab to the mouth.
-Christine attacks with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Drinker covers himself well.
-Christine probes with a straight right to the chin, but Drinker ducks just in time.
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+Drinker jars Christine with a series of off balance punches to the face.
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-Christine attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Drinker punches Christine with a vicious sweeping right to the nose. Christine ignores it.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Christine attempts a jab to the head, but to no avail.
+Christine suprises Drinker with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
-Christine attempts a roundhouse to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Christine punches Drinker with a sweeping right to the face. Drinker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Drinker hits Christine with a pair of light punches to the head! Christine hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Christine attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Christine fires a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Drinker ducks.
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+Drinker hammers Christine with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Christine attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Drinker scores with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 47 of 47 punches, and Christine H landed 14 of 73 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 96-94
Drinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Christine receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 11
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Christine throws a series of punches to the head, but misses.
+Drinker hits with a loud straight right to the face.
-Christine probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Drinker hides behind his gloves.
-Christine launches a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Drinker steps aside and laughs.
-Christine probes with a right roundhouse to the chin, but goes wide.
-Christine probes with a left cross to the jaw, but Drinker leaps aside.
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+Drinker throws a barrage of punches to the eye. Christine is hurt!
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-Christine lunges with a pair of punches to the face, but Drinker blocks.
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-Christine tries a series of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Drinker backs up Christine with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Christine annoys Drinker with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Christine fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Christine throws a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Christine fires a volley of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Drinker lands a series of strong punches to the head!
+Drinker tosses a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Christine throws a pair of left punches to the head, but misses.
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+Drinker slams Christine with a roundhouse to the mouth.
-Christine lashes out with a right jab to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Drinker solidly lands a flurry of hard punches to the chin. Christine seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 29 of 32 punches, and Christine H landed 13 of 64 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 106-103
Drinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Christine receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 12
Drinker is using the ring. (using the ring)
Christine is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Christine throws a left jab to the temple, but Drinker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Christine probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but Drinker quickly backs away.
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-Christine throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Christine attempts a series of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Drinker hurts Christine with a volley of solid punches to the eye. Christine falls against the ropes!
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+Drinker hits with a volley of powerful blows to the temple.
-Christine attacks with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Drinker steps aside.
-Christine throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but Drinker hides behind his gloves.
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+Christine lashes out with Drinker with a blow to the groin! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
+Drinker fires a hard jab to the jaw.
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-Christine probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Drinker hides behind his gloves.
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+Christine wakes up the fans with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin!!
+Drinker rocks Christine with a pair of nasty punches to the face!
+Drinker throws a series of loud punches to the mouth. Christine sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Drinker whacks Christine with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
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+Drinker grazes Christine with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 33 of 33 punches, and Christine H landed 5 of 42 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker is winning the fight 116-112
Drinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Christine receives medical attention from his trainer.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 2: Christine H 10-9
Round 3: Christine H 10-9
Round 4: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 5: Christine H 10-9
Round 6: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 7: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 8: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 9: Christine H 10-9
Round 10: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 11: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 12: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Total Score: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 2: Christine H 10-9
Round 3: Christine H 10-9
Round 4: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 5: Christine H 10-9
Round 6: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 7: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 8: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 9: Christine H 10-9
Round 10: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 11: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 12: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Total Score: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 116-112
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 2: Christine H 10-9
Round 3: Christine H 10-9
Round 4: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 5: Christine H 10-9
Round 6: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 7: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 8: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 9: Christine H 10-9
Round 10: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 11: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 12: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Total Score: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 116-112
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker wins by decision!
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