Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) I dont get it lol defeated Not Functional by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Saturday, March 10, 2018In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 892 pounds (405 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 756 pounds (343 kilograms) is Not Functional!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Functional clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+I Dont Get It Lol fires a stinging cross to the nose.
-Functional probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but misses.
+I Dont Get It Lol jolts Functional with a series of punches to the head.
I Dont Get It Lol lands a thundering smash to the jaw and Functional's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Functional struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+I Dont Get It Lol hits Functional with a barrage of powerful shots to the jaw!
I Dont Get It Lol lands a terrific left blow to the head and Functional falls to the canvas!!
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Functional struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Functional hangs on until the referee separates them.
I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Functional hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Dont Get It Lol throws a flurry of punches to the chin.
+I Dont Get It Lol throws a jab to the mouth.
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-Functional attacks with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+I Dont Get It Lol pummels Functional with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+I Dont Get It Lol connects with a volley of punches to the chin.
I Dont Get It Lol lands a well placed left punch in the nose and Functional's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
I dont get it lol wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
I Dont Get It Lol remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Functional remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
I dont get it lol wins by a knockout!
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