Public Fight Report
(Super-Lightweight) Mr. Apu defeated Pissy Panty Piss Drinker by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Thursday, March 1, 2018In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Pissy Panty Piss Drinker!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is Mr. Apu!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Drinker covers up.
Mr. Apu clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Drinker tries to attack, but Mr. Apu hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mr. Apu probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Drinker stays away from it.
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+Drinker solidly lands a powerful jab to the head.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Mr. Apu hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Mr. Apu hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Mr. Apu hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mr. Apu lashes out with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Drinker takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 7 of 9 punches, and Mr. Apu landed 4 of 16 punches.
Mr. Apu won the round 10-9
Mr. Apu is winning the fight 10-9
Drinker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mr. Apu doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Drinker covers up.
Mr. Apu clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Drinker punches Mr. Apu with a barrage of shots to the head. Mr. Apu doesn't notice.
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+Mr. Apu hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach!!
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-Mr. Apu lashes out with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Drinker ties him up.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Mr. Apu hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Mr. Apu hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Mr. Apu hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mr. Apu fires a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Drinker tries to attack, but Mr. Apu hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 6 of 7 punches, and Mr. Apu landed 5 of 16 punches.
Mr. Apu won the round 10-9
Mr. Apu is winning the fight 20-18
Drinker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mr. Apu doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Drinker covers up.
Mr. Apu is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Mr. Apu tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but Drinker covers himself well.
+Mr. Apu drills Drinker with a volley of powerful punches to the chin.
-Mr. Apu throws a series of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Mr. Apu probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but Drinker blocks.
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+Mr. Apu wakes up the fans with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
+Mr. Apu rocks Drinker with a barrage of blows to the face.
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-Mr. Apu tries to land a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Drinker takes it in the forearms.
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+Mr. Apu annoys Drinker with a barrage of powerful shots to the ribs.
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-Mr. Apu lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Mr. Apu launches a right jab to the ribs, but Drinker steps aside and laughs.
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+Mr. Apu scores with a jab to the nose.
+Drinker tags Mr. Apu with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 7 of 8 punches, and Mr. Apu landed 25 of 63 punches.
Mr. Apu won the round 10-9
Mr. Apu is winning the fight 30-27
Drinker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mr. Apu doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Drinker covers up.
Mr. Apu is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Mr. Apu fires a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Mr. Apu tries to land a left to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Mr. Apu charges with a pair of punches to the face, but Drinker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mr. Apu probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Mr. Apu attacks with a series of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mr. Apu shakes Drinker with a left to the stomach.
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-Mr. Apu lunges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Drinker ducks.
+Drinker wakes up the fans with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Mr. Apu hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Mr. Apu lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Mr. Apu punches Drinker with a nasty straight right to the jaw. Drinker doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 7 of 8 punches, and Mr. Apu landed 23 of 57 punches.
Mr. Apu won the round 10-9
Mr. Apu is winning the fight 40-36
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Mr. Apu doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Drinker covers up.
Mr. Apu is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Mr. Apu probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Drinker blocks.
+Drinker pokes Mr. Apu with a volley of mean shots to the temple!
-Mr. Apu tries a volley of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Mr. Apu annoys Drinker with a volley of nice punches to the chest.
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-Mr. Apu paws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Drinker blocks.
-Mr. Apu tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but Drinker escapes.
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-Mr. Apu throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Mr. Apu attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Drinker leaps aside.
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-Mr. Apu throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but Drinker leaps aside.
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-Mr. Apu attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but Drinker blocks.
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+Mr. Apu hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Mr. Apu suprises Drinker with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Mr. Apu tosses a barrage of mean punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 7 of 9 punches, and Mr. Apu landed 23 of 61 punches.
Mr. Apu won the round 10-9
Mr. Apu is winning the fight 50-45
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Mr. Apu doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Drinker covers up.
Mr. Apu is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Drinker strikes with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
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-Mr. Apu attempts a right to the temple, but Drinker blocks.
-Mr. Apu attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Drinker hides behind his gloves.
+Mr. Apu wakes up the fans with a light roundhouse to the temple. Drinker seems wobbly!
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-Mr. Apu launches a series of punches to the stomach, but Drinker narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 7 of 8 punches, and Mr. Apu landed 8 of 23 punches.
Mr. Apu won the round 10-9
Mr. Apu is winning the fight 60-54
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Mr. Apu doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Drinker covers up.
Mr. Apu is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Mr. Apu launches a pair of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Mr. Apu pounds Drinker with a series of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Drinker hits Mr. Apu with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Mr. Apu wallops Drinker with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Mr. Apu attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Drinker ducks.
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-Mr. Apu tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Drinker deftly avoits it.
+Mr. Apu whacks Drinker with a flurry of off balance punches to the head. Drinker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Mr. Apu lunges with a series of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Mr. Apu charges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Drinker deftly avoits it.
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-Mr. Apu fires a jab to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mr. Apu landed 17 of 58 punches.
Mr. Apu won the round 10-9
Mr. Apu is winning the fight 70-63
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Mr. Apu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Drinker covers up.
Mr. Apu is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Mr. Apu charges with a right sweeping right to the face, but Drinker beats a hasty retreat.
+Mr. Apu lands a straight right to the nose.
+Mr. Apu annoys Drinker with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach. Drinker laughs!
-Mr. Apu probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Mr. Apu attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Mr. Apu throws a flurry of punches to the chin! Drinker quickly recovers.
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+Drinker connects with a flurry of nice blows to the face.
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-Mr. Apu tries to land a volley of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Mr. Apu lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Mr. Apu launches a jab to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Mr. Apu tries to land a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Drinker takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 7 of 7 punches, and Mr. Apu landed 17 of 59 punches.
Mr. Apu won the round 10-9
Mr. Apu is winning the fight 80-72
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Mr. Apu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Drinker covers up.
Mr. Apu fights inside. (inside)
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-Mr. Apu launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Drinker backs out of it.
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+Mr. Apu whacks Drinker with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Drinker backs up Mr. Apu with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple. Mr. Apu retreats to the far corner.
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-Mr. Apu throws a series of shots to the ribs, but Drinker hides behind his gloves.
-Mr. Apu attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but Drinker takes it in the forearms.
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-Mr. Apu charges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mr. Apu landed 8 of 33 punches.
Mr. Apu won the round 10-9
Mr. Apu is winning the fight 90-81
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Mr. Apu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Drinker covers up.
Mr. Apu is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Mr. Apu paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Mr. Apu thumps Drinker with a volley of shots to the chin.
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+Drinker nails Mr. Apu with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Mr. Apu lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Mr. Apu tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Drinker steps aside.
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-Mr. Apu lunges with a pair of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Mr. Apu catches Drinker with a series of blows to the ribs! Drinker gets mad!
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-Mr. Apu tries a series of punches to the stomach, but Drinker covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 8 of 8 punches, and Mr. Apu landed 18 of 53 punches.
Mr. Apu won the round 10-9
Mr. Apu is winning the fight 100-90
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Mr. Apu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Drinker covers up.
Mr. Apu is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Mr. Apu paws a left jab to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Mr. Apu lashes out with a cross to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Mr. Apu staggers Drinker with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 5 of 8 punches, and Mr. Apu landed 5 of 16 punches.
Mr. Apu won the round 10-9
Mr. Apu is winning the fight 110-99
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Mr. Apu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Drinker covers up.
Mr. Apu is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Mr. Apu lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Mr. Apu attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 5 of 8 punches, and Mr. Apu landed 5 of 14 punches.
Mr. Apu won the round 10-9
Mr. Apu is winning the fight 120-108
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Mr. Apu remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 5: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 11: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Apu 10-9
Total Score: Mr. Apu 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 5: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 11: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Apu 10-9
Total Score: Mr. Apu 120-108
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 5: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 11: Mr. Apu 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Apu 10-9
Total Score: Mr. Apu 120-108
Mr. Apu wins by decision!
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