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(Heavyweight) Spam Can defeated Zwip St.Pain by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Saturday, February 24, 2018

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 207 pounds (94 kilograms) is Spam Can!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 8 inches (234 centimeters) tall weighing in at 454 pounds (206 kilograms) is Zwip St.Pain!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Spam clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.

+Spam connects with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach!
+Zwip tosses a pair of strong blows to the mouth. Spam gets mad!
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Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Zwip wakes up the fans with a pair of shots to the nose.
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-Spam attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Spam annoys Zwip with a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus. Zwip hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Zwip suprises Spam with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye. Spam doesn't notice.
+Zwip pops Spam with a volley of heavy punches to the head. Spam beats a hasty retreat.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Zwip lands a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Spam Can landed 17 of 24 punches, and Zwip St.Pain landed 32 of 34 punches.

Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 10-9


Spam doesn't want to stop fighting!

Zwip doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Spam clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.

+Zwip jars Spam with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Spam hits with a flurry of painful punches to the chest!!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Zwip belts Spam with a volley of commanding punches to the eye!
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Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Zwip tosses a pair of mean punches to the chest. Spam beats a hasty retreat.
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+Zwip jars Spam with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Spam solidly lands a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
+Zwip lands a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Spam lashes out with a series of vicious punches to the stomach. Zwip falls against the ropes!
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-Spam attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Zwip beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Spam Can landed 17 of 24 punches, and Zwip St.Pain landed 30 of 32 punches.

Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 20-18


Spam doesn't want to stop fighting!

Zwip doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Spam clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Zwip hits with a volley of shots to the jaw.
Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Spam tries a hook to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Zwip punches Spam with a series of loud punches to the head.
+Zwip grazes Spam with a pair of nice punches to the eye!
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+Spam hits Zwip with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Spam connects with a volley of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Zwip lands a pair of punches to the temple. Spam hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Zwip pokes Spam with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Spam connects with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Zwip strikes with a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Spam Can landed 14 of 23 punches, and Zwip St.Pain landed 31 of 31 punches.

Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 30-27


Spam doesn't even want to rest!

Zwip doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Spam is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Zwip backpedals and jabs.

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+Spam smashes Zwip with a volley of crosses to the chest.
-Spam tries a volley of roundhouses to the chest, but Zwip leaps aside.
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+Spam tags Zwip with a flurry of commanding hooks to the ribs.
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+Spam pops Zwip with a flurry of nice blows to the chest.
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+Zwip pummels Spam with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Spam throws a heavy roundhouse to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Spam Can landed 22 of 29 punches, and Zwip St.Pain landed 8 of 8 punches.

Spam Can won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 39-37


Spam doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.

Zwip remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Spam clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.

+Zwip lands a barrage of glancing punches to the eye!
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+Zwip smashes Spam with a flurry of punches to the face. Spam asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Spam fires a flurry of loud blows to the stomach. Zwip ignores it.
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+Zwip scores with a series of punches to the eye.
Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Zwip smashes Spam with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Spam attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Zwip hits with a series of solid punches to the nose.
Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Spam attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Zwip connects with a barrage of punches to the head!
+Spam belts Zwip with a pair of solid shots to the solar plexus!
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+Zwip whacks Spam with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Spam sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Spam Can landed 15 of 25 punches, and Zwip St.Pain landed 31 of 31 punches.

Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 49-46


Spam doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.

Zwip remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Spam is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Zwip backpedals and jabs.

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+Spam clocks Zwip with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach. Zwip grimaces in pain.
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+Spam drills Zwip with a pair of painful punches to the chest!
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+Spam lands a pair of nice hooks to the stomach!
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+Spam hits with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Spam stuns Zwip with a pair of furious crosses to the chest.
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+Zwip annoys Spam with a stiff jab to the temple. Spam asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Spam launches a flurry of roundhouses to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Spam Can landed 23 of 33 punches, and Zwip St.Pain landed 8 of 8 punches.

Spam Can won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 58-56


Spam doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.

Zwip grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Spam clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.

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Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Spam probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Zwip smacks Spam with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
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+Spam connects with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Zwip solidly lands a solid straight right to the eye.
+Spam connects with a commanding straight right to the chest!
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+Zwip pokes Spam with a barrage of wild punches to the temple. Spam falls against the ropes!
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+Zwip scores with a pair of glancing punches to the eye.
+Zwip shakes Spam with a flurry of solid punches to the chin! Spam grimaces in pain.
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+Spam punches Zwip with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Zwip tries to attack, but Spam hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Spam Can landed 17 of 25 punches, and Zwip St.Pain landed 30 of 30 punches.

Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 68-65


Spam doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.

Zwip grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Spam is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Zwip backpedals and jabs.

+Spam backs up Zwip with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Spam paws a left uppercut to the stomach, but Zwip deftly avoits it.
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+Spam shakes Zwip with a barrage of vicious roundhouses to the ribs. Zwip grimaces in pain.
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+Spam fires a barrage of shots to the stomach!
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+Zwip solidly lands a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
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+Spam hits Zwip with a pair of roundhouses to the solar plexus.
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+Spam smashes Zwip with a barrage of uppercuts to the chest. Zwip grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Spam Can landed 27 of 32 punches, and Zwip St.Pain landed 8 of 9 punches.

Spam Can won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 77-75


Spam doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.

Zwip is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Spam fights inside. (inside)
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.

+Zwip tags Spam with a pair of punches to the chin. Spam gets mad!
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+Zwip tags Spam with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Zwip thumps Spam with a volley of furious punches to the face!
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+Spam connects with a series of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Zwip hammers Spam with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Zwip strikes with a series of stiff punches to the nose!
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-Spam tries a series of left shots to the stomach, but Zwip escapes.
+Spam pummels Zwip with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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-Spam attempts a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Zwip pokes Spam with a series of punches to the head.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the nose.
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+Spam scores with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
+Spam rocks Zwip with a pair of nasty shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Spam Can landed 28 of 43 punches, and Zwip St.Pain landed 31 of 34 punches.

Spam Can won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 86-85


Spam remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Zwip is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Spam fights inside. (inside)
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Spam rocks Zwip with a series of vicious shots to the chest!
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+Zwip fires a barrage of punches to the chin. Spam hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Zwip punches Spam with a series of quick punches to the face. Spam sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Zwip thumps Spam with a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Zwip throws a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Spam punches Zwip with a barrage of mean shots to the solar plexus.
+Zwip stuns Spam with a quick left to the temple.
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+Zwip throws a flurry of mean shots to the mouth. Spam sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Spam grazes Zwip with a series of nice blows to the stomach!
+Zwip wallops Spam with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Spam staggers Zwip with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Spam paws a series of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
+Zwip punches Spam with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Spam probes with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Zwip blocks.
+Spam grazes Zwip with a barrage of quick blows to the stomach.
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+Zwip annoys Spam with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw. Spam is hurt!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Spam Can landed 29 of 40 punches, and Zwip St.Pain landed 51 of 51 punches.

Zwip St.Pain won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 96-94


Spam remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Zwip is slowing down.



ROUND 11

Spam fights inside. (inside)
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Zwip punches Spam with a pair of stiff punches to the eye. Spam asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Zwip tags Spam with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
+Zwip smashes Spam with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Spam lashes out with a series of left shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Spam jolts Zwip with a flurry of shots to the head. Zwip quickly recovers.
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+Spam jolts Zwip with a left to the eye.
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-Spam lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Zwip escapes.
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+Zwip fires a barrage of punches to the face!
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the nose.
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+Spam jars Zwip with a volley of blows to the face.
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-Spam throws a series of punches to the temple, but Zwip deftly avoits it.
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+Spam catches Zwip with a pair of punches to the eye!
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+Zwip connects with a stiff jab to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Spam Can landed 25 of 39 punches, and Zwip St.Pain landed 29 of 30 punches.

Spam Can won the round 10-9

Zwip St.Pain is winning the fight 105-104


Spam remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Zwip is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Spam throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Spam strikes with a flurry of nice roundhouses to the chin.
+Spam fires a pair of uppercuts to the head.
Spam lands a quick left cross to the jaw and Zwip falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Spam Can wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Spam is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the left eye.

Zwip receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 2: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 3: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 4: Spam Can 10-9
Round 5: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 6: Spam Can 10-9
Round 7: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 8: Spam Can 10-9
Round 9: Spam Can 10-9
Round 10: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 11: Spam Can 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 2: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 3: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 4: Spam Can 10-9
Round 5: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 6: Spam Can 10-9
Round 7: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 8: Spam Can 10-9
Round 9: Spam Can 10-9
Round 10: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 11: Spam Can 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 2: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 3: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 4: Spam Can 10-9
Round 5: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 6: Spam Can 10-9
Round 7: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 8: Spam Can 10-9
Round 9: Spam Can 10-9
Round 10: Zwip St.Pain 10-9
Round 11: Spam Can 10-9

Spam Can wins by a knockout!