Public Fight Report
(Super-Lightweight) Windy City Carl defeated Pissy Panty Piss Drinker by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Thursday, February 15, 2018In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Pissy Panty Piss Drinker!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is Windy City Carl!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Drinker covers up.
Windy tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Windy tosses a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Windy throws a flurry of solid shots to the chest. Drinker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Windy attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Windy tries a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but Drinker narrowly avoids it
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+Drinker hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Windy attempts a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Drinker deftly avoits it.
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-Windy attacks with a series of left combinations to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 7 of 8 punches, and Windy City Carl landed 11 of 32 punches.
Windy City Carl won the round 10-9
Windy City Carl is winning the fight 10-9
Drinker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Windy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Drinker covers up.
Windy is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Windy probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Windy throws a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Windy charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Drinker covers himself well.
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-Windy launches a pair of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Windy attacks with a pair of loud punches to the nose!
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+Windy shakes Drinker with a flurry of punches to the nose!!
+Windy whacks Drinker with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Drinker connects with a barrage of commanding blows to the chin.
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-Windy lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 6 of 7 punches, and Windy City Carl landed 13 of 43 punches.
Windy City Carl won the round 10-9
Windy City Carl is winning the fight 20-18
Drinker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Windy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Drinker covers up.
Windy is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Windy tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Drinker blocks.
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-Windy attempts a pair of right blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Windy lashes out with a right jab to the ribs, but Drinker steps aside.
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+Drinker tattoos Windy with a barrage of strong shots to the face.
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-Windy lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Drinker ducks.
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+Windy shakes Drinker with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Windy belts Drinker with a quick jab to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 6 of 9 punches, and Windy City Carl landed 10 of 33 punches.
Windy City Carl won the round 10-9
Windy City Carl is winning the fight 30-27
Drinker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Windy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Drinker covers up.
Windy is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Windy jars Drinker with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Drinker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Windy throws a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus!
-Windy throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Windy throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Drinker hides behind his gloves.
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-Windy throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Windy charges with a pair of blows to the chest, but Drinker ducks just in time.
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-Windy charges with a series of left shots to the ribs, but Drinker hides behind his gloves.
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+Drinker backs up Windy with a pair of shots to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 7 of 8 punches, and Windy City Carl landed 9 of 31 punches.
Windy City Carl won the round 10-9
Windy City Carl is winning the fight 40-36
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Windy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Drinker covers up.
Windy is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Drinker hits with a volley of powerful shots to the chest.
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-Windy attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Drinker hides behind his gloves.
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-Windy fires a volley of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Windy stuns Drinker with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Windy pounds Drinker with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus. Drinker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Windy paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 6 of 8 punches, and Windy City Carl landed 9 of 34 punches.
Windy City Carl won the round 10-9
Windy City Carl is winning the fight 50-45
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Windy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Drinker covers up.
Windy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Drinker annoys Windy with a straight right to the eye. Windy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Windy attacks with a volley of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 5 of 8 punches, and Windy City Carl landed 3 of 8 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Windy City Carl is winning the fight 59-55
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Windy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Drinker covers up.
Windy is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Windy probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Windy tries a hook to the ribs, but Drinker stays away from it.
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+Drinker jars Windy with a nice left to the face. Windy gets mad!
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+Windy tags Drinker with a commanding straight right to the stomach.
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-Windy probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Drinker takes it in the forearms.
-Windy lunges with a series of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Windy punches Drinker with a flurry of quick punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 7 of 8 punches, and Windy City Carl landed 11 of 31 punches.
Windy City Carl won the round 10-9
Windy City Carl is winning the fight 69-64
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Windy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Drinker covers up.
Windy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Windy launches a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Drinker stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 4 of 8 punches, and Windy City Carl landed 3 of 8 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Windy City Carl is winning the fight 78-74
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Windy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Drinker covers up.
Windy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Windy probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Drinker hides behind his gloves.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 4 of 8 punches, and Windy City Carl landed 3 of 8 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Windy City Carl is winning the fight 87-84
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Windy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Drinker covers up.
Windy is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Windy tattoos Drinker with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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-Windy attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Windy paws a series of punches to the face, but Drinker quickly backs away.
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-Windy launches a volley of punches to the chin, but Drinker escapes.
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-Windy probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Drinker escapes.
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-Windy tries to land a left sweeping right to the head, but misses completely.
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+Drinker rocks Windy with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 6 of 8 punches, and Windy City Carl landed 10 of 33 punches.
Windy City Carl won the round 10-9
Windy City Carl is winning the fight 97-93
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Windy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Drinker covers up.
Windy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Windy attacks with a left cross to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 4 of 8 punches, and Windy City Carl landed 3 of 8 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Windy City Carl is winning the fight 106-103
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Windy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Drinker covers up.
Windy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Windy attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker landed 4 of 8 punches, and Windy City Carl landed 3 of 7 punches.
Pissy Panty Piss Drinker won the round 10-9
Windy City Carl is winning the fight 115-113
Drinker doesn't even want to rest!
Windy doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 2: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 3: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 4: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 5: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 6: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 7: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 8: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 9: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 10: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 11: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 12: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Total Score: Windy City Carl 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 2: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 3: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 4: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 5: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 6: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 7: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 8: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 9: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 10: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 11: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 12: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Total Score: Windy City Carl 115-113
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 2: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 3: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 4: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 5: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 6: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 7: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 8: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 9: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 10: Windy City Carl 10-9
Round 11: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Round 12: Pissy Panty Piss Drinker 10-9
Total Score: Windy City Carl 115-113
Windy City Carl wins by decision!
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