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(Toughman) SH ZWIP defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, February 17, 2018

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 516 pounds (234 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 811 pounds (368 kilograms) is SH ZWIP!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Noodle bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Sh Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Noodle hits Sh Zwip with a series of wild punches to the nose.
+Noodle smashes Sh Zwip with a series of vicious punches to the chin!!
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-Noodle throws a volley of left punches to the head, but Sh Zwip ties him up.
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+Sh Zwip jars Noodle with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Sh Zwip shakes Noodle with a series of light punches to the face!
+Sh Zwip smashes Noodle with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
Sh Zwip lands a well placed cross to the jaw and Noodle goes down!!

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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Sh Zwip lashes out with a flurry of solid blows to the nose. Noodle is hurt!
+Sh Zwip punches Noodle with a barrage of solid combinations to the mouth.
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-Noodle probes with a barrage of left combinations to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Noodle connects with a flurry of painful punches to the chin!!
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-Noodle launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Sh Zwip jolts Noodle with a jab to the head. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Noodle strikes with a pair of glancing punches to the face. Sh Zwip is hurt!
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+Sh Zwip lands a flurry of combinations to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 19 of 42 punches, and SH ZWIP landed 41 of 41 punches.

SH ZWIP won the round 10-8

SH ZWIP is winning the fight 10-8


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Sh Zwip doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Noodle bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Sh Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Sh Zwip throws a pair of punches to the chin. Noodle seems wobbly!
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+Sh Zwip slams Noodle with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Sh Zwip fires a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
Sh Zwip lands a mighty right uppercut and Noodle drops like a stone!!

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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Sh Zwip hits Noodle with a flurry of furious punches to the chin! Noodle quickly recovers.
-Noodle launches a series of punches to the nose, but Sh Zwip narrowly avoids it
+Sh Zwip annoys Noodle with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Sh Zwip hits with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Sh Zwip punches Noodle with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
+Sh Zwip clocks Noodle with a series of solid punches to the jaw. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Sh Zwip hammers Noodle with a series of hard punches to the face.
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-Noodle tries a barrage of right punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Noodle throws a volley of solid punches to the nose. Sh Zwip sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Noodle throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Noodle attempts a flurry of combinations to the eye, but Sh Zwip hides behind his gloves.
+Sh Zwip scores with a volley of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Noodle lands a series of commanding punches to the face. Sh Zwip sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Noodle attempts a jab to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Noodle catches Sh Zwip with a volley of mean combinations to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 17 of 42 punches, and SH ZWIP landed 39 of 41 punches.

SH ZWIP won the round 10-8

SH ZWIP is winning the fight 20-16


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Sh Zwip remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Sh Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.

-Noodle lashes out with a combination to the face, but Sh Zwip takes it in the forearms.
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-Noodle fires a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Sh Zwip escapes.
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+Sh Zwip nails Noodle with a volley of nice punches to the face.
-Noodle attacks with a flurry of right combinations to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Sh Zwip thumps Noodle with a barrage of nice punches to the nose. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
-Noodle lashes out with a volley of left combinations to the temple, but Sh Zwip escapes.
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+Sh Zwip throws a series of heavy punches to the face!!
+Sh Zwip whacks Noodle with a series of light punches to the head!
Sh Zwip lands a sudden punch in the nose and Noodle is knocked down!!

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SIX
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Noodle tags Sh Zwip with a barrage of mean punches to the mouth!!
+Sh Zwip grazes Noodle with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
+Sh Zwip smacks Noodle with a solid left to the chin.
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-Noodle probes with a jab to the nose, but Sh Zwip deftly avoits it.
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+Sh Zwip lands a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Noodle lashes out with a barrage of solid punches to the chin! Sh Zwip is hurt!
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+Sh Zwip smacks Noodle with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the eye!
+Sh Zwip fires a series of nice punches to the temple.
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+Noodle throws a series of punches to the jaw. Sh Zwip gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 17 of 41 punches, and SH ZWIP landed 39 of 40 punches.

SH ZWIP won the round 10-8

SH ZWIP is winning the fight 30-24


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Sh Zwip grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Noodle bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Sh Zwip stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Sh Zwip punches Noodle with a series of off balance punches to the eye!
-Noodle launches a series of punches to the face, but Sh Zwip steps aside.
+Noodle hammers Sh Zwip with a flurry of hard punches to the face.
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-Noodle throws a flurry of left combinations to the face, but Sh Zwip takes it in the forearms.
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+Noodle drills Sh Zwip with a heavy jab to the eye.
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+Sh Zwip stuns Noodle with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Sh Zwip pounds Noodle with a pair of punches to the eye. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
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+Sh Zwip grazes Noodle with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye. Noodle covers up.
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+Sh Zwip hits with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
Sh Zwip lands a sudden left blow to the head and Noodle bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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TEN
He's Out!
SH ZWIP wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Noodle is slowing down.

Sh Zwip grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: SH ZWIP 10-8
Round 2: SH ZWIP 10-8
Round 3: SH ZWIP 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: SH ZWIP 10-8
Round 2: SH ZWIP 10-8
Round 3: SH ZWIP 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: SH ZWIP 10-8
Round 2: SH ZWIP 10-8
Round 3: SH ZWIP 10-8

SH ZWIP wins by a knockout!