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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Peter Plan by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, February 10, 2018

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 822 pounds (373 kilograms) is Peter Plan!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 501 pounds (227 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Peter stays outside and uses his jab.
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Noodle hits with a volley of loud punches to the ribs. Peter sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Noodle thumps Peter with a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
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+Peter pokes Noodle with a volley of punches to the head.
-Peter attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Noodle ties him up.
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-Noodle paws a left jab to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Peter pokes Noodle with a series of painful punches to the head.
-Noodle tries to land a left sweeping right to the mouth, but Peter blocks.
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+Peter stuns Noodle with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Noodle rocks Peter with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle throws a barrage of glancing punches to the face.
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+Peter throws a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the face, but Peter beats a hasty retreat.
+Peter hits with a barrage of punches to the temple. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Peter throws a left sweeping right to the temple, but falls short.
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-Noodle attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Peter beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle stuns Peter with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin! Peter hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Peter lunges with a left left to the eye, but Noodle blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Peter Plan landed 29 of 49 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 35 of 63 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Peter doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Peter stays outside and uses his jab.
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Peter backs up Noodle with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
+Peter suprises Noodle with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Peter annoys Noodle with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters swap blows to the head.
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+Noodle annoys Peter with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth! Peter asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Noodle punches Peter with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Noodle stuns Peter with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Peter backs up Noodle with a series of punches to the chin.
+Noodle stuns Peter with a series of punches to the mouth!! Peter grimaces in pain.
-Noodle lunges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Peter covers himself well.
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-Peter attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
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-Noodle lunges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Noodle launches a volley of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Noodle tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Peter steps aside.
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-Noodle probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Peter takes it in the forearms.
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-Peter lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Noodle shakes Peter with a sweeping right to the chin.
+Peter throws a volley of quick punches to the chin.
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-Peter tries a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Noodle ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Peter Plan landed 31 of 43 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 38 of 60 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-19


Peter doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Peter stays outside and uses his jab.
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Noodle fires a pair of left punches to the face, but Peter steps aside.
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-Noodle paws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Peter steps aside and laughs.
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-Peter lashes out with a series of punches to the eye, but Noodle covers himself well.
+Peter smacks Noodle with a series of solid punches to the chin.
+Peter suprises Noodle with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Noodle connects with a barrage of loud punches to the chin.
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-Noodle attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Peter deftly avoits it.
+Noodle suprises Peter with a series of punches to the nose.
-Peter lunges with a series of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Peter slams Noodle with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Peter lands a pair of punches to the nose. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Noodle probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Peter tries a jab to the nose, but Noodle backs out of it.
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+Peter attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Noodle throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Peter hides behind his gloves.
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+Peter punches Noodle with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Noodle pokes Peter with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle throws a series of punches to the head, but Peter narrowly avoids it
-Noodle attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but Peter quickly backs away.
+Noodle throws a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
+Noodle jolts Peter with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Noodle tags Peter with a pair of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Peter Plan landed 28 of 49 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 34 of 70 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-28


Peter doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Peter stays outside and uses his jab.
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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-Noodle tries to land a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Peter launches a volley of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Noodle connects with a pair of vicious punches to the head. Peter seems wobbly!
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+Peter tags Noodle with a flurry of mean punches to the face.
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+Peter staggers Noodle with a cross to the temple. Noodle grimaces in pain.
-Noodle paws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Peter hides behind his gloves.
+Noodle solidly lands a barrage of punches to the face.
+Peter attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Peter tries a jab to the jaw, but Noodle blocks.
-Peter charges with a jab to the mouth, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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-Noodle fires a barrage of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Noodle charges with a series of left punches to the eye, but Peter quickly backs away.
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-Peter fires a barrage of right punches to the face, but Noodle covers himself well.
+Noodle annoys Peter with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin. Peter seems wobbly!
+Noodle pounds Peter with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Noodle attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Noodle lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Noodle throws a sweeping right to the temple.
+Noodle jolts Peter with a volley of punches to the nose. Peter is hurt!
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+Peter drills Noodle with a series of mean punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Peter Plan landed 24 of 47 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 28 of 64 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-37


Peter doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!