Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Beer Here! defeated Mock the Brock by unanimous decision: 118-110, 118-110, 118-110.Match Wednesday, January 31, 2018In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Mock the Brock!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 90 pounds (41 kilograms) is Beer Here!!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Mock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! punches Mock with a pair of punches to the face. Mock doesn't notice.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Here! slams Mock with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Here! attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mock throws a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Here! attacks with a left sweeping right to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Here! fires a series of punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Mock launches a pair of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Mock charges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Mock tries a flurry of left blows to the eye, but Here! blocks.
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-Mock launches a uppercut to the eye, but Here! backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mock the Brock landed 0 of 23 punches, and Beer Here! landed 19 of 32 punches.
Beer Here! won the round 10-9
Beer Here! is winning the fight 10-9
Mock doesn't want to stop fighting!
Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Mock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Mock attempts a straight right to the chest, but Here! ties him up.
-Here! lashes out with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Here! attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but misses.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! tosses a series of painful punches to the solar plexus. Mock grimaces in pain.
Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! throws a vicious cross to the temple. Mock doesn't notice.
+Here! stuns Mock with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach!
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mock tries to land a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Here! beats a hasty retreat.
Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! rocks Mock with a volley of strong punches to the nose!
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-Mock throws a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Mock lunges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Here! beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mock tries a barrage of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mock the Brock landed 0 of 26 punches, and Beer Here! landed 22 of 33 punches.
Beer Here! won the round 10-9
Beer Here! is winning the fight 20-18
Mock doesn't want to stop fighting!
Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Mock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mock probes with a cross to the chest, but misses.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock paws a jab to the solar plexus, but Here! blocks.
Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! wallops Mock with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mock lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Here! attempts a flurry of shots to the temple, but Mock stays away from it.
-Mock lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Here! wallops Mock with a painful roundhouse to the temple.
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+Here! backs up Mock with a series of nasty punches to the chest. Mock doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mock the Brock landed 0 of 22 punches, and Beer Here! landed 21 of 31 punches.
Beer Here! won the round 10-9
Beer Here! is winning the fight 30-27
Mock doesn't want to stop fighting!
Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Mock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! hits with a pair of light punches to the face. Mock quickly recovers.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Here! ties him up.
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-Mock attempts a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but misses.
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-Mock lashes out with a right hook to the stomach, but Here! narrowly avoids it
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Here! narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mock the Brock landed 0 of 25 punches, and Beer Here! landed 4 of 8 punches.
Beer Here! won the round 10-9
Beer Here! is winning the fight 40-36
Mock doesn't even want to rest!
Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Mock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Mock probes with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock attempts a right roundhouse to the stomach, but Here! steps aside and laughs.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock throws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mock throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Here! punches Mock with a heavy jab to the eye!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mock the Brock landed 0 of 21 punches, and Beer Here! landed 5 of 8 punches.
Beer Here! won the round 10-9
Beer Here! is winning the fight 50-45
Mock doesn't even want to rest!
Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Mock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock paws a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but Here! ducks just in time.
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-Mock attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Mock throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mock the Brock landed 0 of 24 punches, and Beer Here! landed 6 of 8 punches.
Beer Here! won the round 10-9
Beer Here! is winning the fight 60-54
Mock doesn't even want to rest!
Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Mock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Here! stuns Mock with a flurry of furious punches to the face.
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-Mock attacks with a volley of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock probes with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Mock tries a right to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mock the Brock landed 0 of 22 punches, and Beer Here! landed 6 of 8 punches.
Beer Here! won the round 10-9
Beer Here! is winning the fight 70-63
Mock doesn't even want to rest!
Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Mock grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Mock probes with a volley of right blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mock throws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Here! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Here! jars Mock with a pair of quick punches to the mouth! Mock is hurt!
-Mock attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Here! beats a hasty retreat.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock tries to land a right roundhouse to the mouth, but Here! deftly avoits it.
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-Mock tries to land a series of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Mock lashes out with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Mock launches a volley of right blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mock the Brock landed 0 of 36 punches, and Beer Here! landed 7 of 8 punches.
Beer Here! won the round 10-9
Beer Here! is winning the fight 80-72
Mock doesn't even want to rest!
Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Mock grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Here! catches Mock with a quick jab to the nose.
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-Mock paws a series of right blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Mock attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Mock probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mock probes with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Mock fires a flurry of blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Mock tries to land a hook to the chin, but Here! steps aside.
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-Mock throws a roundhouse to the head, but flails uselessly.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mock the Brock landed 0 of 32 punches, and Beer Here! landed 7 of 8 punches.
Beer Here! won the round 10-9
Beer Here! is winning the fight 90-81
Mock doesn't even want to rest!
Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
Mock grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Mock paws a flurry of blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Mock throws a flurry of blows to the eye, but Here! deftly avoits it.
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+Here! wakes up the fans with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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-Mock tries to land a flurry of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock throws a volley of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Mock lunges with a volley of left shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock lunges with a pair of right blows to the face, but Here! takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mock the Brock landed 0 of 35 punches, and Beer Here! landed 7 of 8 punches.
Mock the Brock won the round 10-9
Beer Here! is winning the fight 99-91
Mock doesn't even want to rest!
Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
Mock is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Mock fires a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Here! covers himself well.
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-Mock launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Mock lunges with a pair of hooks to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Mock throws a series of left uppercuts to the nose, but Here! steps aside.
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-Mock charges with a series of left uppercuts to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mock throws a pair of left shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Mock charges with a flurry of hooks to the head, but falls short.
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-Mock attempts a flurry of left hooks to the jaw, but Here! quickly backs away.
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-Mock attacks with a flurry of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Here! attacks with a series of hard punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mock the Brock landed 0 of 40 punches, and Beer Here! landed 8 of 8 punches.
Mock the Brock won the round 10-9
Beer Here! is winning the fight 108-101
Mock remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
Mock is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Mock probes with a pair of shots to the head, but to no avail.
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+Here! hits Mock with a nice straight right to the jaw.
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-Mock attempts a pair of uppercuts to the mouth, but Here! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Here! scores with a flurry of heavy crosses to the chin.
+Here! fires a wild left to the nose!!
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+Here! tattoos Mock with a cross to the head.
-Mock probes with a pair of left shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Mock probes with a left to the chin, but Here! leaps aside.
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-Mock fires a left punch to the mouth, but Here! leaps aside.
-Mock probes with a barrage of left shots to the eye, but Here! steps aside and laughs.
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-Mock attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but Here! ties him up.
-Mock fires a roundhouse to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Mock paws a left left to the nose, but Here! beats a hasty retreat.
+Here! hits with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mock the Brock landed 0 of 35 punches, and Beer Here! landed 33 of 33 punches.
Beer Here! won the round 10-9
Beer Here! is winning the fight 118-110
Mock grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 2: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 3: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 4: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 5: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 6: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 7: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 8: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 9: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 10: Mock the Brock 10-9
Round 11: Mock the Brock 10-9
Round 12: Beer Here! 10-9
Total Score: Beer Here! 118-110
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 2: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 3: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 4: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 5: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 6: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 7: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 8: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 9: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 10: Mock the Brock 10-9
Round 11: Mock the Brock 10-9
Round 12: Beer Here! 10-9
Total Score: Beer Here! 118-110
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 2: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 3: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 4: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 5: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 6: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 7: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 8: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 9: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 10: Mock the Brock 10-9
Round 11: Mock the Brock 10-9
Round 12: Beer Here! 10-9
Total Score: Beer Here! 118-110
Beer Here! wins by decision!
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