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(Lightweight) Beer Here! defeated Mock the Brock by unanimous decision: 118-110, 118-110, 118-110.

Match Wednesday, January 03, 2018

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Mock the Brock!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Beer Here!!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Mock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Here! punches Mock with a volley of commanding punches to the nose.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Here! pokes Mock with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
+Here! nails Mock with a flurry of punches to the temple. Mock hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Mock throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses.
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-Here! launches a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Mock tries a series of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock attacks with a pair of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Mock charges with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock throws a volley of right blows to the face, but Here! ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mock the Brock landed 0 of 23 punches, and Beer Here! landed 21 of 33 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 10-9


Mock doesn't want to stop fighting!

Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Mock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Mock charges with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! hurts Mock with a volley of punches to the nose. Mock seems wobbly!
-Mock charges with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! hits Mock with a volley of punches to the temple. Mock beats a hasty retreat.
Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mock throws a series of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Here! staggers Mock with a barrage of quick punches to the chest.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.

Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! wakes up the fans with a pair of solid punches to the jaw.
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-Mock throws a right to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mock the Brock landed 0 of 25 punches, and Beer Here! landed 26 of 32 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 20-18


Mock doesn't want to stop fighting!

Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Mock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Here! pummels Mock with a flurry of powerful punches to the face! Mock retreats to the far corner.
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+Here! hits with a volley of wild punches to the chin.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mock throws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
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-Here! tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Mock narrowly avoids it
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! fires a vicious cross to the chest. Mock hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Mock charges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mock tries a volley of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Mock paws a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Here! takes it in the forearms.
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-Mock charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Here! covers himself well.
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+Here! tattoos Mock with a flurry of punches to the mouth! Mock gets mad!
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+Here! attacks with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mock the Brock landed 0 of 25 punches, and Beer Here! landed 24 of 32 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 30-27


Mock doesn't want to stop fighting!

Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Mock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Mock tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but Here! steps aside.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mock throws a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Here! takes it in the forearms.
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-Mock launches a pair of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Mock tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Mock probes with a hook to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mock the Brock landed 0 of 24 punches, and Beer Here! landed 6 of 8 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 40-36


Mock doesn't want to stop fighting!

Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Mock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Here! pokes Mock with a flurry of strong punches to the head!!
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock probes with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Here! narrowly avoids it
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-Mock lunges with a cross to the ribs, but Here! narrowly avoids it
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Here! backs out of it.
Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mock tries a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Here! narrowly avoids it
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mock tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mock the Brock landed 0 of 23 punches, and Beer Here! landed 6 of 8 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 50-45


Mock doesn't even want to rest!

Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Mock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Mock fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but Here! quickly backs away.
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-Mock paws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Here! leaps aside.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Here! slams Mock with a jab to the temple.
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-Mock tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Here! stays away from it.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mock the Brock landed 0 of 23 punches, and Beer Here! landed 5 of 8 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 60-54


Mock doesn't even want to rest!

Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Mock clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but Here! leaps aside.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock tries a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Mock paws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mock throws a straight right to the stomach, but Here! stays away from it.
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-Mock lunges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mock the Brock landed 0 of 23 punches, and Beer Here! landed 6 of 8 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 70-63


Mock doesn't even want to rest!

Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Mock grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock lunges with a volley of left shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Mock throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Mock tries to land a series of right shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock charges with a uppercut to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Mock lunges with a series of left blows to the temple, but Here! beats a hasty retreat.
+Here! slams Mock with a right to the face.
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-Mock lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mock the Brock landed 0 of 29 punches, and Beer Here! landed 7 of 8 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 80-72


Mock doesn't even want to rest!

Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Mock grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Mock probes with a uppercut to the face, but Here! blocks.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock throws a volley of punches to the face, but Here! deftly avoits it.
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-Mock attempts a volley of blows to the nose, but Here! leaps aside.
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+Here! lands a flurry of commanding punches to the face.
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-Mock tries to land a series of shots to the mouth, but Here! deftly avoits it.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mock the Brock landed 0 of 30 punches, and Beer Here! landed 7 of 8 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 90-81


Mock doesn't even want to rest!

Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Mock grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Mock throws a flurry of blows to the chin, but Here! blocks.
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-Mock paws a straight right to the face, but to no avail.
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-Mock lashes out with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Here! hides behind his gloves.
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-Mock paws a volley of right punches to the chin, but Here! beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mock throws a series of punches to the eye, but Here! hides behind his gloves.
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mock throws a barrage of shots to the eye, but Here! covers himself well.
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-Mock probes with a volley of left shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Here! hits Mock with a series of off balance punches to the temple!
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Here! tries to attack, but Mock hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mock the Brock landed 0 of 29 punches, and Beer Here! landed 8 of 8 punches.

Mock the Brock won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 99-91


Mock doesn't even want to rest!

Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Mock is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Here! is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Mock tries a barrage of left hooks to the head, but only hits air.
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-Mock throws a barrage of roundhouses to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Mock paws a volley of right uppercuts to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Mock lunges with a series of left roundhouses to the face, but Here! deftly avoits it.
-Mock fires a barrage of blows to the head, but Here! backs out of it.
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-Mock throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Mock launches a series of right roundhouses to the nose, but misses completely.
+Here! fires a jab to the jaw.
-Mock tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but Here! ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mock the Brock landed 0 of 43 punches, and Beer Here! landed 7 of 7 punches.

Mock the Brock won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 108-101


Mock doesn't even want to rest!

Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Mock is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Here! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Here! suprises Mock with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Here! slams Mock with a flurry of blows to the eye.
-Mock probes with a barrage of blows to the chin, but Here! backs out of it.
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+Here! hits Mock with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
-Mock tries to land a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Here! ties him up.
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-Mock throws a right punch to the eye, but Here! blocks.
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+Here! fires a jab to the head.
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-Mock probes with a pair of crosses to the head, but loses his balance.
-Mock fires a series of right crosses to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Mock attacks with a barrage of shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Mock throws a jab to the face, but only hits air.
-Mock tries a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Here! steps aside and laughs.
+Here! tattoos Mock with a strong roundhouse to the temple!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mock the Brock landed 1 of 40 punches, and Beer Here! landed 32 of 35 punches.

Beer Here! won the round 10-9

Beer Here! is winning the fight 118-110


Mock remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye.

Here! doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 2: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 3: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 4: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 5: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 6: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 7: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 8: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 9: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 10: Mock the Brock 10-9
Round 11: Mock the Brock 10-9
Round 12: Beer Here! 10-9

Total Score: Beer Here! 118-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 2: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 3: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 4: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 5: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 6: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 7: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 8: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 9: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 10: Mock the Brock 10-9
Round 11: Mock the Brock 10-9
Round 12: Beer Here! 10-9

Total Score: Beer Here! 118-110


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 2: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 3: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 4: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 5: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 6: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 7: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 8: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 9: Beer Here! 10-9
Round 10: Mock the Brock 10-9
Round 11: Mock the Brock 10-9
Round 12: Beer Here! 10-9

Total Score: Beer Here! 118-110

Beer Here! wins by decision!