Public Fight Report
(Toughman) RBR Test Toughman defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by majority decision: 38-38, 39-37, 39-37.Match Saturday, December 30, 2017In this corner, standing 7 feet and 5 inches (226 centimeters) tall weighing in at 331 pounds (150 kilograms) is RBR Test Toughman!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 485 pounds (220 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Toughman feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Noodle attacks with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
+Toughman tattoos Noodle with a volley of nasty combinations to the nose!
-Toughman launches a counter-punch to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Noodle throws a volley of shots to the face.
+Noodle strikes with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
+Toughman takes charge with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Toughman nails Noodle with a series of powerful blows to the eye.
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-Noodle probes with a pair of punches to the head, but to no avail.
+ The fighters trade feints to the mouth.
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+Noodle rocks Toughman with a flurry of combinations to the ribs. Toughman retreats to the far corner.
+Toughman connects with a barrage of feints to the jaw. Noodle gets mad!
-Toughman throws a pair of right feints to the jaw, but Noodle escapes.
+Toughman tosses a series of powerful feints to the temple.
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+Toughman fires a shot to the chin. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Toughman smacks Noodle with a volley of strong shots to the mouth.
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+Noodle hits with a right to the mouth.
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+Noodle lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Toughman launches a flurry of left feints to the face, but Noodle ties him up.
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+Noodle hits Toughman with a series of punches to the face.
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+Toughman hits with a barrage of heavy shots to the jaw.
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+Toughman hurts Noodle with a flurry of feints to the chest. Noodle grimaces in pain.
-Toughman tries to land a right hook to the nose, but goes wide.
+Noodle whacks Toughman with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the temple.
+Toughman pounds Noodle with a combination to the stomach!
BELL
According to the commentator:
RBR Test Toughman landed 76 of 94 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 54 of 64 punches.
RBR Test Toughman won the round 10-9
RBR Test Toughman is winning the fight 10-9
Toughman doesn't even want to rest!
Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Toughman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Noodle whacks Toughman with a flurry of punches to the eye! Toughman is hurt!
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+Noodle whacks Toughman with a cross to the stomach. Toughman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Noodle probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Toughman narrowly avoids it
-Noodle attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but Toughman ducks just in time.
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+Noodle jolts Toughman with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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+Noodle pops Toughman with a volley of mean punches to the nose!
+Noodle pokes Toughman with a pair of punches to the chin. Toughman doesn't notice.
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+Noodle jolts Toughman with a flurry of punches to the temple!!
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+Noodle attacks with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle drills Toughman with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Noodle hits with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle lands a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus. Toughman retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
RBR Test Toughman landed 4 of 8 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 55 of 63 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Toughman doesn't even want to rest!
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Toughman feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Toughman paws a barrage of feints to the eye, but goes wide.
+ The fighters trade feints to the face.
+Toughman connects with a heavy counter-punch to the face.
+Toughman smashes Noodle with a series of feints to the eye.
+Toughman lands a barrage of nasty combinations to the eye!!
+Noodle fires a volley of stiff punches to the chin!!
+Noodle backs up Toughman with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Noodle tattoos Toughman with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle hits with a series of feints to the mouth.
+Toughman hits Noodle with a flurry of combinations to the face!!
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+Noodle suprises Toughman with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
-Toughman tries to land a flurry of right feints to the chest, but falls short.
-Noodle attempts a volley of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Noodle tries to land a volley of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
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-Toughman lunges with a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but misses.
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+Toughman tosses a series of stinging combinations to the temple!
+Noodle tattoos Toughman with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle drills Toughman with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
+Toughman punches Noodle with a series of nasty feints to the eye.
+Toughman tosses a volley of shots to the head. Noodle ignores it.
+Toughman lands a nasty feint and then a jab to the stomach.
+Toughman scores with a barrage of vicious shots to the jaw.
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+Noodle hits with a left to the chin. Toughman doesn't seem bothered.
+Noodle connects with a flurry of off balance combinations to the chest. Toughman shakes his head to clear it.
+Toughman tosses a pair of powerful combinations to the chin.
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-Noodle throws a series of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Toughman grazes Noodle with a volley of feints to the nose.
-Toughman launches a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but falls short.
+Toughman belts Noodle with a pair of nice shots to the eye.
+Toughman clocks Noodle with a volley of heavy shots to the nose.
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+Noodle belts Toughman with a volley of painful punches to the head!!
+ The fighters trade blows to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
RBR Test Toughman landed 68 of 100 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 74 punches.
RBR Test Toughman won the round 10-9
RBR Test Toughman is winning the fight 29-28
Toughman doesn't even want to rest!
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Toughman feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Noodle moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+ The fighters swap combinations to the head.
-Toughman attacks with a series of left feints to the head, but fails to score.
+Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle attacks with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Toughman steps aside.
+Noodle tags Toughman with a series of punches to the eye!
+Toughman throws a barrage of loud shots to the solar plexus.
-Noodle charges with a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters trade feints to the jaw.
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+Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the chin. Toughman shakes his head to clear it.
+Toughman staggers Noodle with a loud feint and then a hook to the eye.
+Toughman catches Noodle with a series of blows to the mouth.
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+Toughman smashes Noodle with a volley of stiff feints to the face.
+Toughman hits Noodle with a pair of vicious punches to the face.
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-Toughman lunges with a combination to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Noodle jars Toughman with a hard jab to the ribs.
+Toughman attacks with a pair of commanding feints to the chest!! Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Toughman charges with a feint and then a cross to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Noodle clocks Toughman with a furious jab to the eye.
+Noodle connects with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
-Noodle charges with a series of punches to the chest, but Toughman backs out of it.
+Toughman throws a series of strong feints to the jaw!!
+Toughman wallops Noodle with a volley of glancing shots to the stomach. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
-Toughman attacks with a barrage of right shots to the face, but only hits air.
-Toughman lunges with a series of feints to the chin, but Noodle ties him up.
+Noodle pummels Toughman with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
+Noodle lashes out with a loud feint and then a cross to the ribs.
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+Toughman thumps Noodle with a series of loud shots to the head.
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+ The fighters trade combinations to the eye.
+Noodle throws a volley of powerful punches to the stomach. Toughman grimaces in pain.
+Noodle punches Toughman with a volley of punches to the face.
+Toughman strikes with a barrage of glancing combinations to the head!
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+Noodle drills Toughman with a series of wild punches to the ribs. Toughman is hurt!
+Toughman rocks Noodle with a furious feint and then an uppercut to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
RBR Test Toughman landed 66 of 100 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 64 of 92 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Toughman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: RBR Test Toughman 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: RBR Test Toughman 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: RBR Test Toughman 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: RBR Test Toughman 10-9
Round 4: RBR Test Toughman 10-9
Total Score: RBR Test Toughman 39-37
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: RBR Test Toughman 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: RBR Test Toughman 10-9
Round 4: RBR Test Toughman 10-9
Total Score: RBR Test Toughman 39-37
RBR Test Toughman wins by decision!
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