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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, December 16, 2017 In this corner, standing 7 feet and 8 inches (234 centimeters) tall weighing in at 575 pounds (261 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Jesse!! In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 845 pounds (383 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Jesse clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab. ... ... ... +I Dont Get It Lol smacks Jesse with a series of punches to the temple! I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -I Dont Get It Lol fires a pair of punches to the temple, but falls short. ... ... ... ... ... +Jesse annoys I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of painful punches to the head. I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them. +I Dont Get It Lol belts Jesse with a pair of light punches to the temple! I Dont Get It Lol lands a beautiful right cross to the jaw and Jesse staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Jesse struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Jesse clocks I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of punches to the eye!! Jesse lands a terrific smash to the jaw and I Dont Get It Lol's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... +I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a series of heavy punches to the chin. I Dont Get It Lol lands a crashing haymaker and Jesse's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Jesse struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Jesse punches I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of punches to the temple. I Dont Get It Lol quickly recovers. ... +I Dont Get It Lol throws a series of punches to the jaw. I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them. +I Dont Get It Lol hits with a strong roundhouse to the jaw. ... ... +I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye. Jesse ignores it. ... ... ... ... ... ... +Jesse catches I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of loud punches to the chin. ... -Jesse attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but only hits air. ... ... ... ... ... ... +Jesse lands a flurry of heavy blows to the jaw. Jesse lands a decisive right punch in the nose and I Dont Get It Lol bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +I Dont Get It Lol throws a barrage of commanding punches to the eye. ... +I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a volley of punches to the head. BELL According to the commentator: Coal Cracker Jesse landed 7 of 16 punches, and I dont get it lol landed 23 of 32 punches. I dont get it lol won the round 10-9 I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-9 Jesse doesn't even want to rest! I Dont Get It Lol remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 2 Jesse clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab. +Jesse jars I Dont Get It Lol with a series of off balance shots to the eye. I Dont Get It Lol retreats to the far corner. Jesse lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and I Dont Get It Lol is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them. I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them. I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... +I Dont Get It Lol punches Jesse with a barrage of blows to the chest. ... I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +I Dont Get It Lol tosses a painful straight right to the chest. +Jesse backs up I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of loud shots to the temple!! Jesse lands a beautiful right cross to the jaw and I Dont Get It Lol hurtles to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +I Dont Get It Lol stuns Jesse with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. ... ... -Jesse lunges with a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol covers himself well. ... I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... +Jesse lands a volley of shots to the nose! I Dont Get It Lol sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" ... ... ... ... ... ... +I Dont Get It Lol hurts Jesse with a series of punches to the solar plexus. ... +I Dont Get It Lol backs up Jesse with a volley of off balance shots to the solar plexus. ... ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Coal Cracker Jesse landed 7 of 16 punches, and I dont get it lol landed 19 of 34 punches. Coal Cracker Jesse won the round 10-7 Coal Cracker Jesse is winning the fight 19-17 Jesse grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. I Dont Get It Lol is obviously tired. ROUND 3 Jesse clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab. I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them. I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... +Jesse hammers I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of punches to the face. I Dont Get It Lol gets mad! Jesse lands a beautiful right uppercut and I Dont Get It Lol is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... +I Dont Get It Lol hits with a series of punches to the face. Jesse hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... +I Dont Get It Lol lands a pair of punches to the head. +I Dont Get It Lol tosses a flurry of shots to the jaw. Jesse ignores it. -I Dont Get It Lol tries a pair of left shots to the nose, but Jesse ducks just in time. ... -Jesse paws a pair of right blows to the head, but loses his balance. ... ... -I Dont Get It Lol tries to land a left roundhouse to the face, but misses completely. ... -Jesse throws a series of blows to the eye, but to no avail. +Jesse grazes I Dont Get It Lol with a series of blows to the jaw. I Dont Get It Lol sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Jesse lands a beautiful left blow to the head and I Dont Get It Lol's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Coal Cracker Jesse wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Jesse grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool. Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9 Round 2: Coal Cracker Jesse 10-7 Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9 Round 2: Coal Cracker Jesse 10-7 Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9 Round 2: Coal Cracker Jesse 10-7 Coal Cracker Jesse wins by a knockout!