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(Super-Heavyweight) Coal Cracker Jesse defeated I dont get it lol by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, December 16, 2017

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 8 inches (234 centimeters) tall weighing in at 575 pounds (261 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Jesse!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 845 pounds (383 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Jesse clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

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+I Dont Get It Lol smacks Jesse with a series of punches to the temple!
I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-I Dont Get It Lol fires a pair of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Jesse annoys I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Dont Get It Lol belts Jesse with a pair of light punches to the temple!
I Dont Get It Lol lands a beautiful right cross to the jaw and Jesse staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Jesse struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Jesse clocks I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of punches to the eye!!
Jesse lands a terrific smash to the jaw and I Dont Get It Lol's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a series of heavy punches to the chin.
I Dont Get It Lol lands a crashing haymaker and Jesse's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Jesse struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Jesse punches I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of punches to the temple. I Dont Get It Lol quickly recovers.
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+I Dont Get It Lol throws a series of punches to the jaw.
I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I Dont Get It Lol hits with a strong roundhouse to the jaw.
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+I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye. Jesse ignores it.
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+Jesse catches I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
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-Jesse attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Jesse lands a flurry of heavy blows to the jaw.
Jesse lands a decisive right punch in the nose and I Dont Get It Lol bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Dont Get It Lol throws a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
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+I Dont Get It Lol attacks with a volley of punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Jesse landed 7 of 16 punches, and I dont get it lol landed 23 of 32 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-9


Jesse doesn't even want to rest!

I Dont Get It Lol remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Jesse clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

+Jesse jars I Dont Get It Lol with a series of off balance shots to the eye. I Dont Get It Lol retreats to the far corner.
Jesse lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and I Dont Get It Lol is flattened!!

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I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them.
I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them.
I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Dont Get It Lol punches Jesse with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I Dont Get It Lol tosses a painful straight right to the chest.
+Jesse backs up I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of loud shots to the temple!!
Jesse lands a beautiful right cross to the jaw and I Dont Get It Lol hurtles to the canvas!!

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I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+I Dont Get It Lol stuns Jesse with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Jesse lunges with a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol covers himself well.
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I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Jesse lands a volley of shots to the nose! I Dont Get It Lol sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+I Dont Get It Lol hurts Jesse with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+I Dont Get It Lol backs up Jesse with a volley of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Jesse landed 7 of 16 punches, and I dont get it lol landed 19 of 34 punches.

Coal Cracker Jesse won the round 10-7

Coal Cracker Jesse is winning the fight 19-17


Jesse grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

I Dont Get It Lol is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Jesse clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.

I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them.
I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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I Dont Get It Lol tries to attack, but Jesse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jesse hammers I Dont Get It Lol with a volley of punches to the face. I Dont Get It Lol gets mad!
Jesse lands a beautiful right uppercut and I Dont Get It Lol is flattened!!

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I Dont Get It Lol struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+I Dont Get It Lol hits with a series of punches to the face. Jesse hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+I Dont Get It Lol lands a pair of punches to the head.
+I Dont Get It Lol tosses a flurry of shots to the jaw. Jesse ignores it.
-I Dont Get It Lol tries a pair of left shots to the nose, but Jesse ducks just in time.
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-Jesse paws a pair of right blows to the head, but loses his balance.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries to land a left roundhouse to the face, but misses completely.
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-Jesse throws a series of blows to the eye, but to no avail.
+Jesse grazes I Dont Get It Lol with a series of blows to the jaw. I Dont Get It Lol sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Jesse lands a beautiful left blow to the head and I Dont Get It Lol's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Coal Cracker Jesse wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jesse grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Jesse 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Jesse 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Jesse 10-7

Coal Cracker Jesse wins by a knockout!