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(Heavyweight) Lord Cupcake defeated WTF Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Saturday, December 09, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Lord Cupcake!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 302 pounds (137 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Cupcake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cupcake pokes Coffeeguzzler with a loud uppercut to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Cupcake with a quick left to the ribs.
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-Cupcake tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Cupcake with a pair of commanding punches to the face. Cupcake doesn't notice.
-Cupcake attempts a left cross to the face, but goes wide.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of painful punches to the head. Cupcake ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of punches to the mouth!
+Coffeeguzzler hits Cupcake with a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
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+Cupcake pokes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of furious punches to the nose.
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-Cupcake attacks with a pair of shots to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus. Cupcake covers up.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Cupcake landed 11 of 22 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 38 of 38 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Cupcake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Cupcake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

+Coffeeguzzler pokes Cupcake with a flurry of punches to the temple.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Cupcake with a glancing jab to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Cupcake with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth! Cupcake is hurt!
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Cupcake with a stinging jab to the solar plexus.
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+Cupcake wakes up the fans with a uppercut to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
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-Cupcake throws a left roundhouse to the chest, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Cupcake with a volley of furious punches to the head.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cupcake suprises Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of strong shots to the stomach.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cupcake fires a loud hook to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of punches to the head.
-Cupcake attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus. Cupcake sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Cupcake landed 12 of 25 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 35 of 35 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Cupcake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Cupcake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

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+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Cupcake probes with a hook to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of light punches to the face!
+Coffeeguzzler punches Cupcake with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler pounds Cupcake with a stiff jab to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of quick shots to the mouth. Cupcake ignores it.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Cupcake with a volley of mean shots to the solar plexus.
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+Cupcake lands a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Cupcake with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Cupcake shakes his head to clear it.
-Cupcake tries a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Cupcake with a flurry of nasty punches to the face. Cupcake covers up.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Cupcake with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Cupcake solidly lands a volley of punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Cupcake with a wild straight right to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Cupcake landed 12 of 26 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 37 of 37 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Cupcake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Cupcake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of nice punches to the mouth. Cupcake quickly recovers.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a flurry of loud punches to the eye. Cupcake falls against the ropes!
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cupcake jars Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Cupcake with a pair of mean punches to the ribs.
+Cupcake fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of stinging punches to the temple! Cupcake quickly recovers.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a light roundhouse to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
-Cupcake fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a right to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Cupcake with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a glancing uppercut to the head!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Cupcake landed 13 of 24 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 38 of 39 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-36


Cupcake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Cupcake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
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-Cupcake tries to land a series of left punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Cupcake with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a jab to the eye.
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+Cupcake jolts Coffeeguzzler with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a light roundhouse to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a volley of shots to the head.
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-Cupcake lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Cupcake pounds Coffeeguzzler with a pair of shots to the chest. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Cupcake landed 10 of 22 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 40 of 43 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 50-45


Cupcake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Cupcake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Cupcake with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Cupcake connects with a pair of solid shots to the chest!
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Cupcake with a pair of solid punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Cupcake with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Cupcake lands a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Cupcake punches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of shots to the ribs!
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Cupcake hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus!
-Cupcake attempts a series of shots to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a stiff left to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the head.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a painful jab to the face.
-Cupcake lashes out with a uppercut to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Cupcake with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!!
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cupcake probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Cupcake landed 19 of 34 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 41 of 41 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 60-54


Cupcake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Cupcake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

+Coffeeguzzler jars Cupcake with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
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-Cupcake attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Cupcake with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler pounds Cupcake with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Cupcake pummels Coffeeguzzler with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Cupcake probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Cupcake with a jab to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Cupcake with a volley of heavy blows to the ribs!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of powerful punches to the ribs. Cupcake quickly recovers.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Cupcake with a powerful left to the head. Cupcake backpedals to his own corner.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Cupcake with a strong roundhouse to the face!
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+Cupcake backs up Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Cupcake landed 17 of 29 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 40 of 40 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 70-63


Cupcake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Cupcake grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cupcake launches a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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-Cupcake paws a pair of right blows to the face, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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+Cupcake tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of shots to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Cupcake throws a left jab to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Cupcake nails Coffeeguzzler with a nice uppercut to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Cupcake landed 18 of 31 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 9 punches.

Lord Cupcake won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 79-73


Cupcake doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Cupcake grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Cupcake paws a pair of shots to the head, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cupcake takes charge with a volley of furious punches to the nose.
+Cupcake pummels Coffeeguzzler with a stiff uppercut to the mouth.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Cupcake with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Cupcake throws a flurry of stinging blows to the head!
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-Cupcake charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Cupcake landed 17 of 29 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 8 punches.

Lord Cupcake won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 88-83


Cupcake doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Cupcake grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Cupcake with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Cupcake paws a series of shots to the temple, but falls short.
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+Cupcake smacks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of mean shots to the chin.
-Cupcake throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Cupcake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cupcake lashes out with a series of left shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Cupcake jars Coffeeguzzler with a hard straight right to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Cupcake landed 16 of 32 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 8 punches.

Lord Cupcake won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 97-93


Cupcake doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Cupcake is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Cupcake backs up Coffeeguzzler with a loud cross to the head.
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+Cupcake stuns Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of powerful uppercuts to the eye.
-Cupcake launches a pair of uppercuts to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
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+Cupcake clocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of furious roundhouses to the eye.
Cupcake lands a decisive right blow to the head and Coffeeguzzler is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
Lord Cupcake wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Cupcake doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler looks exhausted. He has a fractured nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Lord Cupcake 10-9
Round 9: Lord Cupcake 10-9
Round 10: Lord Cupcake 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Lord Cupcake 10-9
Round 9: Lord Cupcake 10-9
Round 10: Lord Cupcake 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Lord Cupcake 10-9
Round 9: Lord Cupcake 10-9
Round 10: Lord Cupcake 10-9

Lord Cupcake wins by a knockout!