Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Heady Topper by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Saturday, December 02, 2017In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 702 pounds (318 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 236 pounds (107 kilograms) is Heady Topper!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kevin throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Topper suprises Kevin with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Kevin lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Kevin throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Topper pummels Kevin with a flurry of heavy blows to the nose.
+Topper tags Kevin with a flurry of furious punches to the head. Kevin retreats to the far corner.
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-Kevin attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+Topper lands a series of punches to the jaw.
+Topper tattoos Kevin with a pair of furious punches to the jaw! Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin backs up Topper with a volley of punches to the stomach! Topper backpedals to his own corner.
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+Topper lands a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
+Kevin catches Topper with a vicious right to the chest. Topper sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 35 punches, and Heady Topper landed 40 of 40 punches.
Heady Topper won the round 10-9
Heady Topper is winning the fight 10-9
Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!
Topper remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Topper jolts Kevin with a pair of wild punches to the face.
+Topper lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Kevin probes with a series of punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Kevin attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Topper attacks with a volley of light punches to the eye.
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+Kevin hurts Topper with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Topper scores with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
+Topper wallops Kevin with a barrage of quick punches to the face! Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Kevin lunges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Topper staggers Kevin with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Topper annoys Kevin with a pair of punches to the nose!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 30 punches, and Heady Topper landed 37 of 37 punches.
Heady Topper won the round 10-9
Heady Topper is winning the fight 20-18
Kevin doesn't even want to rest!
Topper is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Kevin charges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Topper beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kevin fires a volley of hard punches to the ribs!! Topper sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Topper tattoos Kevin with a stinging sweeping right to the nose!
+Topper pops Kevin with a volley of punches to the temple!
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+Topper suprises Kevin with a pair of punches to the head!!
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-Kevin lashes out with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Topper stays away from it.
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+Topper annoys Kevin with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Topper annoys Kevin with a right to the face!
-Kevin probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Topper backs out of it.
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+Kevin hits Topper with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Topper strikes with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Topper connects with a furious jab to the head. Kevin seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 30 punches, and Heady Topper landed 32 of 32 punches.
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9
Heady Topper is winning the fight 29-28
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Topper looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Topper hits with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Topper jolts Kevin with a series of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Kevin probes with a jab to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Topper stuns Kevin with a pair of solid punches to the chest.
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+Topper tags Kevin with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Kevin connects with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Topper whacks Kevin with a volley of nice punches to the ribs!!
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-Kevin tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Kevin rocks Topper with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Topper pokes Kevin with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Topper tags Kevin with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Topper connects with a barrage of furious blows to the temple.
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+Topper hits with a series of punches to the face. Kevin doesn't notice.
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+Topper hits Kevin with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
-Kevin throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Topper lands a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 13 of 32 punches, and Heady Topper landed 46 of 50 punches.
Heady Topper won the round 10-9
Heady Topper is winning the fight 39-37
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Topper receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 5
Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Kevin suprises Topper with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin smashes Topper with a glancing cross to the ribs. Topper hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Kevin drops his guard and pounds away! Topper's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Topper can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 2: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: Heady Topper 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 2: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: Heady Topper 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 2: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 3: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 4: Heady Topper 10-9
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by a technical knockout!
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