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(Heavyweight) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated Ghost of Karelin by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Saturday, December 02, 2017

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 302 pounds (137 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 4 inches (224 centimeters) tall weighing in at 603 pounds (274 kilograms) is Ghost of Karelin!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Karelin stays outside and uses his jab.

-Karelin probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Karelin with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of loud punches to the head. Karelin falls against the ropes!
-Karelin attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye!
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Karelin with a series of glancing punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Karelin with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
-Karelin lunges with a volley of left punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of hard punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Karelin with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Karelin lashes out with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of blows to the stomach. Karelin seems wobbly!
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Karelin pummels Coffeeguzzler with a series of quick punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Karelin with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Karelin with a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Karelin with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a off balance jab to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Karelin with a jab to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Karelin with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw. Karelin gets mad!
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Karelin with a barrage of punches to the eye. Karelin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 71 of 75 punches, and Ghost of Karelin landed 6 of 30 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Karelin doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Karelin stays outside and uses his jab.

+Karelin clocks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of heavy punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Karelin with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of painful punches to the temple.
-Karelin throws a series of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Karelin with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler nails Karelin with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps Karelin with a barrage of furious punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of nasty punches to the eye!
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of light punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a flurry of nice punches to the eye. Karelin gets mad!
-Karelin throws a pair of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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-Karelin throws a pair of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the nose!!
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler catches Karelin with a pair of punches to the jaw. Karelin backpedals to his own corner.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of punches to the nose. Karelin beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Karelin with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Karelin probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Karelin tries to land a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Karelin with a volley of furious punches to the eye. Karelin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Karelin lashes out with a right roundhouse to the nose, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 61 of 65 punches, and Ghost of Karelin landed 7 of 31 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Karelin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Karelin stays outside and uses his jab.

+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the chin!
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Karelin with a volley of blows to the mouth. Karelin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Karelin throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Karelin throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Karelin with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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-Karelin tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Karelin with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
-Karelin lunges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of nice punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Karelin with a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Karelin with a series of punches to the jaw. Karelin retreats to the far corner.
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-Karelin launches a volley of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the eye. Karelin laughs!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of mean shots to the eye!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 66 of 67 punches, and Ghost of Karelin landed 5 of 34 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Karelin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Karelin stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Karelin attempts a series of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Karelin with a right to the stomach.
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-Karelin lunges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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-Karelin probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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-Karelin throws a series of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 8 punches, and Ghost of Karelin landed 4 of 33 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-36


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Karelin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Karelin stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Karelin probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
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-Karelin attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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-Karelin fires a series of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Karelin probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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-Karelin charges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 8 punches, and Ghost of Karelin landed 4 of 32 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 50-45


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Karelin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Karelin stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Karelin tries to land a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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-Karelin probes with a left right to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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-Karelin throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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-Karelin tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Karelin launches a barrage of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Karelin with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 7 of 7 punches, and Ghost of Karelin landed 4 of 33 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 60-54


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Karelin grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Karelin stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Karelin attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Karelin probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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-Karelin attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Karelin with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
-Karelin charges with a left jab to the head, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
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-Karelin charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Karelin with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Karelin charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 8 punches, and Ghost of Karelin landed 4 of 31 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 70-63


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Karelin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Karelin stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Karelin tries a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Karelin attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
-Karelin attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Karelin lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Karelin with a pair of loud punches to the head. Karelin laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 8 punches, and Ghost of Karelin landed 4 of 31 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 80-72


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Karelin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Karelin stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Karelin probes with a right jab to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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-Karelin tries a pair of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Karelin launches a right jab to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Karelin lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Karelin charges with a straight right to the head, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 7 of 8 punches, and Ghost of Karelin landed 4 of 32 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 90-81


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Karelin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)
Karelin stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Karelin wallops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Karelin with a barrage of quick blows to the face.
Coffeeguzzler lands a bone crushing left cross to the jaw and Karelin is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Karelin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Karelin with a barrage of wild blows to the head!!
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+Karelin fires a series of quick punches to the chin!
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-Karelin launches a series of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
Coffeeguzzler lands a mighty smash to the jaw and Karelin is knocked off his feet!!

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Karelin struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Karelin throws a left to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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-Karelin attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Karelin with a flurry of blows to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler slams Karelin with a volley of nice blows to the chin!!
Coffeeguzzler lands a tremendous hook and Karelin is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Karelin is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by a knockout!