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(Cruiserweight) Flappy "Slappy" Bird defeated Dreadnaught IPA by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, December 02, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Flappy "Slappy" Bird!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Dreadnaught IPA!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Slappy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dreadnaught stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dreadnaught throws a series of punches to the face!
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+Slappy wakes up the fans with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
Slappy lands a devestating left cross to the jaw and Dreadnaught is knocked out of the ring!!

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SIX
Dreadnaught struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slappy rocks Dreadnaught with a series of off balance blows to the temple.
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+Dreadnaught wallops Slappy with a flurry of off balance punches to the face. Slappy ignores it.
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+Dreadnaught suprises Slappy with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin. Slappy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slappy throws a flurry of blows to the jaw. Dreadnaught sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dreadnaught smashes Slappy with a barrage of punches to the head.
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Dreadnaught tries to attack, but Slappy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dreadnaught fires a volley of hard punches to the eye.
-Slappy fires a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but Dreadnaught escapes.
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-Slappy tries a series of shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Dreadnaught punches Slappy with a series of punches to the eye. Slappy seems wobbly!
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-Slappy paws a volley of shots to the temple, but Dreadnaught covers himself well.
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Dreadnaught tries to attack, but Slappy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slappy fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flappy "Slappy" Bird landed 11 of 34 punches, and Dreadnaught IPA landed 34 of 34 punches.

Flappy "Slappy" Bird won the round 10-8

Flappy "Slappy" Bird is winning the fight 10-8


Slappy doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dreadnaught doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Slappy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dreadnaught stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Slappy fires a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Dreadnaught leaps aside.
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+Dreadnaught hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the head!
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+Dreadnaught smacks Slappy with a pair of punches to the chin. Slappy backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dreadnaught punches Slappy with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Slappy probes with a right left to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Slappy slams Dreadnaught with a off balance uppercut to the stomach. Dreadnaught seems wobbly!
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Dreadnaught tries to attack, but Slappy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dreadnaught throws a nice right to the chest.
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Dreadnaught tries to attack, but Slappy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dreadnaught belts Slappy with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Dreadnaught pounds Slappy with a jab to the mouth.
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+Slappy hits with a flurry of shots to the chest.
-Slappy probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Dreadnaught beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flappy "Slappy" Bird landed 11 of 33 punches, and Dreadnaught IPA landed 30 of 32 punches.

Dreadnaught IPA won the round 10-9

Flappy "Slappy" Bird is winning the fight 19-18


Slappy doesn't even want to rest!

Dreadnaught grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Slappy grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dreadnaught stays outside and uses his jab.

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Dreadnaught tries to attack, but Slappy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dreadnaught pounds Slappy with a flurry of punches to the eye. Slappy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dreadnaught backs up Slappy with a barrage of light punches to the head.
+Dreadnaught fires a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Slappy tosses a pair of shots to the stomach.
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-Slappy tries a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Dreadnaught jars Slappy with a volley of punches to the face.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Slappy hits with a flurry of blows to the chest. Dreadnaught quickly recovers.
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-Slappy probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but Dreadnaught stays away from it.
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Dreadnaught tries to attack, but Slappy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slappy attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Dreadnaught hides behind his gloves.
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+Dreadnaught lands a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Dreadnaught tattoos Slappy with a series of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Slappy throws a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach!
-Slappy throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flappy "Slappy" Bird landed 11 of 32 punches, and Dreadnaught IPA landed 28 of 28 punches.

Dreadnaught IPA won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slappy doesn't even want to rest!

Dreadnaught is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Slappy is brawling. (inside)
Dreadnaught stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dreadnaught tattoos Slappy with a straight right to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap blows to the nose.
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-Slappy tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Slappy attempts a pair of shots to the chest, but Dreadnaught deftly avoits it.
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-Slappy paws a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Dreadnaught steps aside.
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+Dreadnaught smashes Slappy with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
+Slappy staggers Dreadnaught with a hook to the stomach.
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+Dreadnaught pops Slappy with a pair of furious punches to the chest. Slappy laughs!
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+Slappy tags Dreadnaught with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Dreadnaught ignores it.
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-Slappy charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dreadnaught leaps aside.
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+Dreadnaught tags Slappy with a barrage of strong punches to the nose.
+Dreadnaught throws a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Slappy throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Dreadnaught ties him up.
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+Dreadnaught lands a pair of punches to the eye.
+Slappy punches Dreadnaught with a volley of powerful blows to the stomach.
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+Slappy lands a barrage of glancing punches to the chest. Dreadnaught retreats to the far corner.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Flappy "Slappy" Bird landed 18 of 37 punches, and Dreadnaught IPA landed 32 of 32 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Slappy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dreadnaught looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

Slappy is brawling. (inside)
Dreadnaught stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dreadnaught staggers Slappy with a jab to the nose.
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+Dreadnaught nails Slappy with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Slappy fires a pair of powerful shots to the mouth.
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+Dreadnaught slams Slappy with a series of nice punches to the chest!
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-Slappy charges with a volley of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Slappy tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Dreadnaught stays away from it.
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+Dreadnaught hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Slappy annoys Dreadnaught with a barrage of commanding shots to the face.
Slappy lands a beautiful cross to the jaw and Dreadnaught's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dreadnaught struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Slappy attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Dreadnaught slams Slappy with a jab to the stomach.
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+Slappy thumps Dreadnaught with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Slappy hits with a loud uppercut to the face!
Slappy lands a beautiful blow to the temple and Dreadnaught drops like a stone!!

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Dreadnaught struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Slappy lunges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Dreadnaught ducks just in time.
+Slappy smacks Dreadnaught with a barrage of loud shots to the head.
Slappy lands a vicious blow to the head and Dreadnaught is flattened!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Flappy "Slappy" Bird wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slappy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dreadnaught can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Flappy "Slappy" Bird 10-8
Round 2: Dreadnaught IPA 10-9
Round 3: Dreadnaught IPA 10-9
Round 4: Flappy "Slappy" Bird 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Flappy "Slappy" Bird 10-8
Round 2: Dreadnaught IPA 10-9
Round 3: Dreadnaught IPA 10-9
Round 4: Flappy "Slappy" Bird 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Flappy "Slappy" Bird 10-8
Round 2: Dreadnaught IPA 10-9
Round 3: Dreadnaught IPA 10-9
Round 4: Flappy "Slappy" Bird 10-9

Flappy "Slappy" Bird wins by a knockout!