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(Super-Welterweight) "Crazy" Bob defeated Lanky Tim by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Thursday, November 23, 2017

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is "Crazy" Bob!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 148 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lanky Tim!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Crazy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lanky moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Lanky hits Crazy with a roundhouse to the ribs.
-Crazy throws a series of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Lanky smashes Crazy with a barrage of quick punches to the head.
+Lanky drills Crazy with a series of loud punches to the stomach.
+Lanky annoys Crazy with a barrage of punches to the chin. Crazy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Lanky attacks with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Lanky tosses a pair of punches to the face.
+Lanky connects with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Crazy tags Lanky with a pair of shots to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Lanky solidly lands a flurry of powerful blows to the ribs.
+Lanky tags Crazy with a volley of wild shots to the face! Crazy doesn't notice.
+Crazy tattoos Lanky with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
+Lanky hits with a flurry of light punches to the face!!
+Lanky hits Crazy with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
+Lanky hammers Crazy with a volley of furious punches to the eye. Crazy falls against the ropes!
+Lanky grazes Crazy with a jab to the jaw.
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Lanky tries to attack, but Crazy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lanky wallops Crazy with a straight right to the chin.
+Crazy tosses a volley of glancing punches to the face.
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+Lanky connects with a off balance straight right to the jaw.
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-Crazy tries to land a left right to the face, but flails uselessly.
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Lanky tries to attack, but Crazy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazy throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Lanky beats a hasty retreat.
+Lanky clocks Crazy with a wild roundhouse to the face! Crazy ignores it.
-Crazy attempts a straight right to the face, but Lanky narrowly avoids it
+Lanky tattoos Crazy with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus! Crazy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lanky connects with a series of shots to the stomach!!
+Lanky hits Crazy with a volley of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Crazy backs up Lanky with a series of nice blows to the temple.
-Crazy probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Lanky wakes up the fans with a barrage of solid punches to the face! Crazy covers up.
+Crazy hits with a series of punches to the face. Lanky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Lanky tries to attack, but Crazy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lanky scores with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Lanky scores with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Crazy" Bob landed 29 of 58 punches, and Lanky Tim landed 98 of 100 punches.

Lanky Tim won the round 10-9

Lanky Tim is winning the fight 10-9


Crazy doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Crazy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lanky moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Crazy probes with a pair of left blows to the nose, but Lanky covers himself well.
+Crazy hits with a painful straight right to the eye.
+Lanky hits Crazy with a flurry of painful shots to the chest.
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-Crazy attacks with a volley of blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Crazy hits with a jab to the eye.
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+Lanky rocks Crazy with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
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Lanky tries to attack, but Crazy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lanky slams Crazy with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Lanky hits with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Crazy tattoos Lanky with a flurry of blows to the face.
+Crazy backs up Lanky with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
+Lanky hits with a series of stiff punches to the ribs. Crazy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Crazy lunges with a series of left blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Lanky thumps Crazy with a series of vicious punches to the chest. Crazy laughs!
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-Crazy tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but Lanky narrowly avoids it
+Lanky punches Crazy with a left to the temple. Crazy doesn't notice.
Lanky tries to attack, but Crazy hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazy attacks with a right roundhouse to the temple, but Lanky blocks.
+Lanky throws a pair of loud punches to the nose.
-Crazy fires a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Lanky stays away from it.
+Lanky fires a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
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+Lanky hammers Crazy with a jab to the face. Crazy gets mad!
Lanky tries to attack, but Crazy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lanky suprises Crazy with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazy lashes out with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Lanky ducks.
+Lanky hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Crazy slams Lanky with a series of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
+Lanky hits with a series of heavy punches to the face.
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+Lanky hits with a pair of quick punches to the head. Crazy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Lanky fires a flurry of commanding punches to the head!
+Crazy hits with a glancing hook to the temple.
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+Crazy pummels Lanky with a series of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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+Lanky hits Crazy with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw. Crazy shakes his head to clear it.
+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Crazy" Bob landed 28 of 53 punches, and Lanky Tim landed 100 of 100 punches.

Lanky Tim won the round 10-9

Lanky Tim is winning the fight 20-18


Crazy doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lanky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Crazy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lanky moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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Lanky tries to attack, but Crazy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lanky wallops Crazy with a series of furious punches to the nose.
+Crazy connects with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Lanky annoys Crazy with a barrage of heavy blows to the temple.
+Crazy fires a flurry of blows to the jaw.
+Crazy scores with a pair of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
+Lanky hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Lanky attacks with a series of punches to the temple.
+Lanky smashes Crazy with a pair of vicious blows to the eye.
+Lanky fires a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lanky hurts Crazy with a pair of punches to the chin. Crazy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Lanky hits with a volley of heavy punches to the head.
+Lanky smacks Crazy with a series of punches to the face.
+Lanky attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple. Crazy doesn't seem bothered.
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+Lanky clocks Crazy with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
-Crazy tries a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Lanky quickly backs away.
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-Crazy tries a uppercut to the jaw, but to no avail.
Lanky tries to attack, but Crazy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lanky hammers Crazy with a barrage of wild blows to the mouth!
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Lanky tries to attack, but Crazy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazy grazes Lanky with a painful cross to the jaw.
+Lanky thumps Crazy with a series of off balance punches to the chin.
+Lanky lands a jab to the nose.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Lanky tags Crazy with a pair of stinging punches to the eye. Crazy quickly recovers.
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+Lanky thumps Crazy with a pair of stiff blows to the ribs. Crazy beats a hasty retreat.
+Lanky annoys Crazy with a roundhouse to the jaw.
-Crazy lunges with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Lanky connects with a loud jab to the chest. Crazy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Crazy launches a volley of shots to the jaw, but Lanky deftly avoits it.
+Crazy rocks Lanky with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
+Crazy smashes Lanky with a pair of shots to the jaw. Lanky gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Crazy" Bob landed 32 of 58 punches, and Lanky Tim landed 92 of 97 punches.

Lanky Tim won the round 10-9

Lanky Tim is winning the fight 30-27


Crazy doesn't even want to rest!

Lanky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Crazy fights inside. (inside)
Lanky moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Lanky pops Crazy with a flurry of furious punches to the nose. Crazy ignores it.
+Lanky wakes up the fans with a series of powerful punches to the mouth. Crazy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Crazy launches a pair of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Crazy paws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Lanky lashes out with a barrage of light punches to the chest!
+Lanky hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach!
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+Crazy catches Lanky with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Lanky fires a volley of blows to the eye. Crazy falls against the ropes!
+Crazy backs up Lanky with a volley of hard punches to the ribs. Lanky ignores it.
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+Lanky connects with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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-Crazy fires a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Lanky pounds Crazy with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
+Lanky tosses a pair of vicious punches to the face.
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+Lanky punches Crazy with a flurry of punches to the nose. Crazy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lanky jolts Crazy with a flurry of painful blows to the stomach.
+Lanky slams Crazy with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Lanky pokes Crazy with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Lanky thumps Crazy with a series of quick punches to the chin.
+Lanky hurts Crazy with a pair of punches to the jaw. Crazy ignores it.
+Crazy wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the solar plexus. Lanky is hurt!
+Lanky attacks with a light right to the eye.
+Lanky lands a flurry of blows to the solar plexus!!
-Crazy attempts a cross to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Crazy" Bob landed 16 of 43 punches, and Lanky Tim landed 90 of 90 punches.

Lanky Tim won the round 10-9

Lanky Tim is winning the fight 40-36


Crazy doesn't even want to rest!

Lanky is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Crazy fights inside. (inside)
Lanky moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Lanky solidly lands a uppercut to the eye. Crazy doesn't seem bothered.
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+Lanky lands a series of punches to the stomach. Crazy is hurt!
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-Crazy attempts a left hook to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Lanky wakes up the fans with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
+Crazy shakes Lanky with a volley of punches to the stomach. Lanky shakes his head to clear it.
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-Crazy attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but Lanky steps aside.
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+Lanky hammers Crazy with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the mouth.
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+Lanky connects with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+Crazy tosses a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Lanky throws a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth. Crazy shakes his head to clear it.
+Lanky tags Crazy with a volley of solid punches to the face!
+Lanky pops Crazy with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Crazy throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crazy attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Lanky strikes with a painful sweeping right to the head. Crazy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lanky smashes Crazy with a volley of punches to the temple. Crazy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Lanky pokes Crazy with a volley of hard punches to the chest. Crazy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Lanky lands a volley of nice shots to the nose!!
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+Lanky thumps Crazy with a volley of stiff punches to the jaw! Crazy laughs!
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+Lanky takes charge with a solid straight right to the nose.
+Lanky connects with a volley of quick blows to the face.
+Crazy lands a barrage of powerful blows to the chest.
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+Lanky rocks Crazy with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Lanky throws a volley of wild punches to the mouth. Crazy backpedals to his own corner.
+Lanky tags Crazy with a barrage of light punches to the stomach.
+Crazy jolts Lanky with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Crazy" Bob landed 21 of 41 punches, and Lanky Tim landed 94 of 94 punches.

Lanky Tim won the round 10-9

Lanky Tim is winning the fight 50-45


Crazy doesn't even want to rest!

Lanky collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Crazy is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Lanky moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Lanky hits Crazy with a vicious left to the mouth!!
-Lanky throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Crazy tattoos Lanky with a volley of mean blows to the nose.
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+Lanky smashes Crazy with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
+Lanky nails Crazy with a nice roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Crazy hits with a quick uppercut to the temple. Lanky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Crazy drills Lanky with a series of painful blows to the eye!
Crazy lands a well placed left blow to the temple and Lanky is flattened!!

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TEN
He's Out!
"Crazy" Bob wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Crazy doesn't even want to rest!

Lanky can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lanky Tim 10-9
Round 2: Lanky Tim 10-9
Round 3: Lanky Tim 10-9
Round 4: Lanky Tim 10-9
Round 5: Lanky Tim 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lanky Tim 10-9
Round 2: Lanky Tim 10-9
Round 3: Lanky Tim 10-9
Round 4: Lanky Tim 10-9
Round 5: Lanky Tim 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lanky Tim 10-9
Round 2: Lanky Tim 10-9
Round 3: Lanky Tim 10-9
Round 4: Lanky Tim 10-9
Round 5: Lanky Tim 10-9

"Crazy" Bob wins by a knockout!