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(Lightweight) Abrham Lincoln defeated Dead Man Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Wednesday, November 22, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 131 pounds (59 kilograms) is Dead Man Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Abrham Lincoln!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.
Lincoln is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Lincoln with a series of punches to the temple. Lincoln sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Lincoln smacks Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Lincoln with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Lincoln with a flurry of quick punches to the chest.
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+Lincoln shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of mean punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of punches to the chin, but Lincoln steps aside.
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+Lincoln nails Coffeeguzzler with a pair of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a volley of commanding punches to the chin!
+Lincoln slams Coffeeguzzler with a volley of mean punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Lincoln with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Lincoln hits with a jab to the ribs.
+Lincoln fires a volley of quick punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Lincoln with a series of punches to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 33 of 39 punches, and Abrham Lincoln landed 30 of 33 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lincoln doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.
Lincoln is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler hits with a loud jab to the stomach.
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+Lincoln scores with a volley of loud punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Lincoln with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of punches to the eye!
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+Lincoln throws a series of nasty punches to the face!
+Lincoln takes charge with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Lincoln hits with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a series of punches to the chin, but Lincoln covers himself well.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Lincoln with a barrage of loud punches to the head.
+Lincoln tags Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Lincoln hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers Lincoln with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler jars Lincoln with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Lincoln backpedals to his own corner.
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+Lincoln whacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of heavy punches to the chin!
+Lincoln connects with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Lincoln wallops Coffeeguzzler with a series of furious punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Lincoln slams Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Lincoln with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 34 of 42 punches, and Abrham Lincoln landed 44 of 48 punches.

Abrham Lincoln won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lincoln doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.
Lincoln is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of punches to the temple.
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+Lincoln smacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the solar plexus!! Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Lincoln attacks with a barrage of mean blows to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Lincoln stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler nails Lincoln with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of punches to the solar plexus. Lincoln sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of solid punches to the nose. Lincoln falls against the ropes!
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of wild punches to the head.
+Lincoln tags Coffeeguzzler with a series of solid punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Lincoln with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of glancing punches to the chin. Lincoln doesn't notice.
+Lincoln whacks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of strong shots to the chest.
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+Lincoln suprises Coffeeguzzler with a series of loud punches to the chest.
+Lincoln lashes out with a hard roundhouse to the head.
+Lincoln throws a volley of quick punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 44 of 59 punches, and Abrham Lincoln landed 31 of 31 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 29-28


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lincoln doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.
Lincoln is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lincoln belts Coffeeguzzler with a series of shots to the ribs!
+Lincoln wallops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Lincoln with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a jab to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Lincoln with a barrage of punches to the mouth!
+Lincoln wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Lincoln clocks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of solid punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Lincoln throws a flurry of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Lincoln scores with a left to the eye.
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+Lincoln hammers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
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+Lincoln belts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the chin!
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Lincoln with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Lincoln with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 32 of 48 punches, and Abrham Lincoln landed 44 of 47 punches.

Abrham Lincoln won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Lincoln doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.
Lincoln is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Coffeeguzzler tries a pair of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Lincoln ties him up.
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+Lincoln lashes out with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of nice punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Lincoln with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Lincoln takes charge with a commanding right to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Lincoln with a series of punches to the mouth!!
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels Lincoln with a solid right to the solar plexus!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Lincoln wakes up the fans with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Lincoln with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Lincoln hits with a nasty jab to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Lincoln with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
+Lincoln attacks with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Lincoln hits Coffeeguzzler with a hard roundhouse to the head. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Lincoln with a volley of strong punches to the head. Lincoln shakes his head to clear it.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 39 of 59 punches, and Abrham Lincoln landed 32 of 32 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 48-47


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Lincoln doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.
Lincoln is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler punches Lincoln with a series of punches to the head.
+Lincoln wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of mean punches to the temple. Lincoln falls against the ropes!
+Lincoln hammers Coffeeguzzler with a series of heavy punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but Lincoln backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Lincoln with a volley of off balance punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of stinging punches to the nose. Lincoln seems wobbly!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a left sweeping right to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Lincoln tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stiff punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Lincoln with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth. Lincoln sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Lincoln hits with a flurry of nasty blows to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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+Lincoln jolts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of shots to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Lincoln with a barrage of punches to the chest. Lincoln doesn't seem bothered.
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+Lincoln hits with a series of hard punches to the head.
+Lincoln hits with a series of quick punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Lincoln scores with a series of punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 37 of 49 punches, and Abrham Lincoln landed 40 of 41 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 58-56


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Lincoln doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.
Lincoln is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler slams Lincoln with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Lincoln clocks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Lincoln with a loud jab to the chest. Lincoln is hurt!
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+Lincoln solidly lands a nasty straight right to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a left jab to the mouth, but Lincoln stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps Lincoln with a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Lincoln backs out of it.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Lincoln leaps aside.
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+Lincoln hits with a volley of glancing punches to the eye.
+Lincoln attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Lincoln wakes up the fans with a pair of quick punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler catches Lincoln with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a glancing jab to the eye. Lincoln doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of painful punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 37 of 56 punches, and Abrham Lincoln landed 29 of 33 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 68-65


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Lincoln doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.
Lincoln is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Lincoln punches Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of wild blows to the chest.
+Lincoln strikes with a barrage of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Lincoln with a series of quick punches to the temple. Lincoln hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Lincoln steps aside and laughs.
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+Lincoln hits with a series of strong punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Lincoln with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Lincoln with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs. Lincoln gets mad!
+Lincoln drills Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Lincoln backs up Coffeeguzzler with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
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+Lincoln whacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Lincoln with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Lincoln pounds Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 40 of 45 punches, and Abrham Lincoln landed 59 of 60 punches.

Abrham Lincoln won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 77-75


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Lincoln doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.
Lincoln is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Lincoln lands a series of solid punches to the jaw.
+Lincoln throws a series of stiff blows to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Lincoln clocks Coffeeguzzler with a series of solid punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Lincoln ties him up.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Lincoln with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest! Lincoln shakes his head to clear it.
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+Lincoln belts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
+Lincoln attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Lincoln throws a volley of powerful punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises Lincoln with a jab to the mouth.
+Lincoln clocks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Lincoln hits Coffeeguzzler with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Lincoln with a series of punches to the face!!
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+Lincoln lands a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of stiff punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Lincoln with a pair of stinging punches to the eye. Lincoln backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Lincoln with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the face, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Lincoln with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Lincoln pokes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of mean punches to the chin. Lincoln backpedals to his own corner.
+Lincoln lands a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
+Lincoln connects with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Lincoln rocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Lincoln fires a series of punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 41 of 56 punches, and Abrham Lincoln landed 64 of 64 punches.

Abrham Lincoln won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 86-85


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Lincoln remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.
Lincoln is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Lincoln charges with a series of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Lincoln pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Lincoln with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Lincoln charges with a right jab to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Lincoln with a cross to the head. Lincoln is hurt!
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of punches to the head.
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+Lincoln tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the chin.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Lincoln with a series of blows to the jaw.
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+Lincoln shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Lincoln with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Lincoln with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Lincoln narrowly avoids it
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+Lincoln fires a pair of punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Lincoln backs out of it.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Lincoln with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler jars Lincoln with a series of quick punches to the ribs.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Lincoln ducks just in time.
+Lincoln throws a pair of glancing shots to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Lincoln with a light jab to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 45 of 69 punches, and Abrham Lincoln landed 28 of 39 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 96-94


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lincoln remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.
Lincoln is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler hurts Lincoln with a volley of punches to the mouth. Lincoln covers up.
+Lincoln shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of stinging punches to the face.
+Lincoln hits with a hard roundhouse to the mouth!
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+Lincoln annoys Coffeeguzzler with a off balance straight right to the ribs.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a volley of shots to the mouth, but Lincoln narrowly avoids it
+Lincoln fires a series of punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Lincoln narrowly avoids it
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Lincoln with a series of punches to the jaw!
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler pounds Lincoln with a barrage of quick punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of light punches to the nose!
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+Lincoln shakes Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the face.
+Lincoln pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Lincoln punches Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of quick shots to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Lincoln with a barrage of powerful shots to the chin.
+Lincoln grazes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Lincoln nails Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the face! Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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-Lincoln launches a right jab to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Lincoln with a sweeping right to the nose.
+Lincoln strikes with a barrage of nice punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Lincoln with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Lincoln with a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Lincoln pounds Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Lincoln with a right to the eye!!
+Lincoln smacks Coffeeguzzler with a heavy cross to the face.
+Lincoln whacks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 45 of 65 punches, and Abrham Lincoln landed 58 of 66 punches.

Abrham Lincoln won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 105-104


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lincoln remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.
Lincoln is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Lincoln connects with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Lincoln with a barrage of blows to the face.
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+Lincoln rocks Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Lincoln smacks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Lincoln with a furious straight right to the jaw.
+Lincoln connects with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but Lincoln deftly avoits it.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
+Lincoln thumps Coffeeguzzler with a series of mean punches to the eye.
+Lincoln tosses a barrage of nasty punches to the nose.
+Lincoln hurts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Lincoln with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Lincoln hits with a vicious jab to the eye. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Lincoln hits Coffeeguzzler with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler pounds Lincoln with a left to the jaw. Lincoln doesn't seem bothered.
+Lincoln nails Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Lincoln with a series of quick blows to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Lincoln with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Lincoln shakes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of punches to the face, but Lincoln beats a hasty retreat.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Lincoln takes it in the forearms.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Lincoln with a jab to the temple!!
+Lincoln tags Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
+Lincoln hammers Coffeeguzzler with a light cross to the chin. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 46 of 66 punches, and Abrham Lincoln landed 55 of 64 punches.

Abrham Lincoln won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lincoln remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 5: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 7: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 9: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 10: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 12: Abrham Lincoln 10-9

Total Score: Abrham Lincoln 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 5: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 7: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 9: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 10: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 12: Abrham Lincoln 10-9

Total Score: Abrham Lincoln 115-113


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 5: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 7: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 9: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 10: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Abrham Lincoln 10-9
Round 12: Abrham Lincoln 10-9

Total Score: Abrham Lincoln 115-113

Abrham Lincoln wins by decision!