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(Heavyweight) Mr. Einstein defeated Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" by disqualification in round 5.

Match Saturday, November 18, 2017

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl"!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 194 pounds (88 kilograms) is Mr. Einstein!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Einstein smashes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a strong straight right to the nose.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl charges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Einstein smashes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Einstein tattoos Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a straight right to the mouth.
+Einstein tags Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a jab to the head. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Einstein pops Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Einstein lashes out with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Einstein hits with a volley of stiff punches to the chest!
+Einstein backs up Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Einstein smashes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 1 of 8 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 39 of 39 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 10-9


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Einstein throws a flurry of hard punches to the nose!!
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+Einstein smacks Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Einstein scores with a volley of punches to the stomach. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl shakes his head to clear it.
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+Einstein drills Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Einstein punches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Einstein stuns Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a straight right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Einstein pops Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Einstein pops Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of powerful punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 1 of 7 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 35 of 35 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 20-18


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Einstein doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but Einstein backs out of it.
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+Einstein suprises Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of painful punches to the ribs. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't seem bothered.
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+Einstein tags Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Einstein lands a series of loud punches to the eye.
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+Einstein pummels Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of hard punches to the temple.
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+Einstein catches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of wild punches to the head. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 1 of 7 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 39 of 39 punches.

Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9

Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 30-27


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Einstein doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 4

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Einstein smashes Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Einstein rocks Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hits Einstein with an illegal kidney punch! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Einstein throws a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to land a volley of blows to the face, but falls short.
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hits Einstein with a series of vicious hooks to the temple.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a crashing right cross to the jaw and Einstein collapses!!

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Einstein struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Einstein hits with a series of off balance crosses to the chest.
+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a series of shots to the eye. Einstein is hurt!
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands a mighty cross to the jaw and Einstein collapses!!

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Einstein struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Einstein wallops Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a right to the chin.
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+Einstein stuns Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a hard jab to the ribs.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl fires a cross to the face, but fails to score.
+Einstein throws a barrage of mean punches to the face. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl falls against the ropes!
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+Einstein thumps Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl throws a pair of roundhouses to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Einstein jolts Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a barrage of heavy punches to the face. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl seems wobbly!
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attempts a series of punches to the chin, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 4 of 28 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 40 of 43 punches.

Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" won the round 10-7

This fight is too close to call.


Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 5

Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Einstein throws a flurry of painful hooks to the eye. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl ignores it.
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+Einstein solidly lands a barrage of quick punches to the temple.
+Einstein belts Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a left to the chin!
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+Simple Simon's Brother, Carl punches Einstein with a low blow! Mr. Einstein pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Mr. Einstein wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!

Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" 10-7

Mr. Einstein wins by a foul!