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(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Heady Topper by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, November 18, 2017

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 702 pounds (318 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 236 pounds (107 kilograms) is Heady Topper!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Topper scores with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Topper staggers Kevin with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Kevin doesn't seem bothered.
+Topper throws a strong left to the face.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Topper steps aside.
+Topper pops Kevin with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Topper grazes Kevin with a volley of wild punches to the head. Kevin is hurt!
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+Topper attacks with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Kevin tosses a barrage of loud punches to the chest! Topper retreats to the far corner.
-Kevin throws a sweeping right to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Kevin paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Topper ducks just in time.
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+Topper throws a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Topper shakes Kevin with a wild roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Topper slams Kevin with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Kevin charges with a left right to the ribs, but Topper stays away from it.
+Topper wakes up the fans with a series of solid punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 33 punches, and Heady Topper landed 41 of 41 punches.

Heady Topper won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Topper remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Kevin attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Topper jars Kevin with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Topper hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose!! Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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+Topper belts Kevin with a pair of punches to the temple!
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-Kevin fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Topper deftly avoits it.
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+Topper clocks Kevin with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Topper belts Kevin with a volley of powerful punches to the head!
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+Topper pounds Kevin with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Topper attacks with a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
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+Kevin hits with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Topper quickly backs away.
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+Topper throws a pair of punches to the nose. Kevin falls against the ropes!
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+Kevin thumps Topper with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 11 of 31 punches, and Heady Topper landed 41 of 41 punches.

Heady Topper won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Topper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kevin lands a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Topper backpedals to his own corner.
+Topper hits Kevin with a flurry of wild punches to the eye. Kevin hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Topper jolts Kevin with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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+Topper fires a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Kevin lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Kevin paws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Topper takes it in the forearms.
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+Kevin jars Topper with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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-Kevin throws a jab to the stomach, but Topper deftly avoits it.
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+Topper stuns Kevin with a barrage of loud punches to the temple. Kevin ignores it.
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-Kevin fires a series of punches to the ribs, but Topper stays away from it.
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+Topper pummels Kevin with a barrage of light punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 33 punches, and Heady Topper landed 32 of 32 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 29-28


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Topper is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Kevin rocks Topper with a series of heavy punches to the chest. Topper shakes his head to clear it.
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-Kevin tries a jab to the stomach, but Topper leaps aside.
-Kevin launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Topper fires a barrage of punches to the chest. Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Kevin slams Topper with a jab to the chest.
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+Topper nails Kevin with a flurry of punches to the eye! Kevin seems wobbly!
+Topper connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the face!
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+Topper shakes Kevin with a barrage of painful punches to the chin. Kevin backpedals to his own corner.
+Topper shakes Kevin with a pair of shots to the chin.
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+Topper smashes Kevin with a series of punches to the chest. Kevin sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Topper hits Kevin with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
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-Kevin lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Topper takes it in the forearms.
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+Topper hurts Kevin with a pair of off balance blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 12 of 31 punches, and Heady Topper landed 46 of 46 punches.

Heady Topper won the round 10-9

Heady Topper is winning the fight 39-37


Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Topper collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 5

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Topper is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Topper catches Kevin with a series of strong punches to the ribs.
+Kevin attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Topper probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Topper hammers Kevin with a volley of strong punches to the stomach.
+Kevin rocks Topper with a volley of heavy blows to the ribs. Topper doesn't seem bothered.
Kevin lands a beautiful blow to the head and Topper's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Topper struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Kevin wallops Topper with a pair of punches to the chest. Kevin smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Topper starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Kevin remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Topper can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 2: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 3: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 4: Heady Topper 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 2: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 3: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 4: Heady Topper 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 2: Heady Topper 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: Heady Topper 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by a technical knockout!