Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Dan "the Thank You" Man defeated Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Saturday, November 11, 2017In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 275 pounds (125 kilograms) is Dan "the Thank You" Man!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl"!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
The Thank You is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+The Thank You hits with a series of hard punches to the face.
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+The Thank You hits with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
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+The Thank You catches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+The Thank You takes charge with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl attacks with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 25 of 25 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 1 of 8 punches.
Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9
Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 10-9
The Thank You doesn't want to stop fighting!
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
The Thank You is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+The Thank You punches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a pair of punches to the mouth. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl retreats to the far corner.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl launches a volley of right punches to the chin, but The Thank You steps aside.
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+The Thank You hammers Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
+The Thank You connects with a series of powerful punches to the head. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 21 of 25 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 1 of 8 punches.
Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9
Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 20-18
The Thank You doesn't want to stop fighting!
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
The Thank You is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+The Thank You lands a jab to the eye.
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+The Thank You throws a pair of quick punches to the jaw.
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+The Thank You hits with Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+The Thank You catches Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a volley of punches to the chin.
+The Thank You takes charge with a series of off balance punches to the nose.
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-Simple Simon's Brother, Carl tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but The Thank You ties him up.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dan "the Thank You" Man landed 22 of 24 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Simple Simon's Brother, Carl" landed 1 of 8 punches.
Dan "the Thank You" Man won the round 10-9
Dan "the Thank You" Man is winning the fight 30-27
The Thank You doesn't want to stop fighting!
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
The Thank You is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+The Thank You wallops Simple Simon's Brother, Carl with a solid sweeping right to the stomach. Simple Simon's Brother, Carl hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
The Thank You lands a beautiful left punch in the nose and Simple Simon's Brother, Carl lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
Dan "the Thank You" Man wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
The Thank You doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.
Simple Simon's Brother, Carl receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 2: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 3: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 2: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 3: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 2: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Round 3: Dan "the Thank You" Man 10-9
Dan "the Thank You" Man wins by a knockout!
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