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(Strawweight) Am I fat? defeated Bernie 2016 by unanimous decision: 118-110, 118-110, 118-110.

Match Monday, November 06, 2017

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Bernie 2016!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Am I fat?!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Am I Fat? hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
-Bernie attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Am I Fat? attacks with a pair of strong punches to the temple.
-Bernie lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chin, but misses.
+Am I Fat? attacks with a pair of commanding punches to the chin!!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? attacks with a mean hook to the jaw.
+Am I Fat? throws a jab to the head! Bernie asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Bernie tries a flurry of shots to the face, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? tags Bernie with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
+Am I Fat? catches Bernie with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Bernie whacks Am I Fat? with a bite to the ear! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw. Bernie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Am I Fat? slams Bernie with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Bernie rocks Am I Fat? with a pair of powerful blows to the nose. Am I Fat? sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bernie 2016 landed 7 of 23 punches, and Am I fat? landed 46 of 48 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 10-9


Bernie doesn't want to stop fighting!

Am I Fat? doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Am I Fat? fires a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach. Bernie falls against the ropes!
+Am I Fat? throws a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Bernie fires a volley of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Am I Fat? throws a barrage of mean punches to the face.
-Bernie charges with a right to the temple, but Am I Fat? leaps aside.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? hits with a off balance left to the eye.
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+Am I Fat? catches Bernie with a volley of light blows to the chest. Bernie doesn't notice.
+Am I Fat? pokes Bernie with a wild straight right to the mouth.
+Am I Fat? punches Bernie with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Bernie hits with a series of commanding shots to the jaw.
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+Am I Fat? grazes Bernie with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Bernie probes with a left uppercut to the chin, but falls short.
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+Am I Fat? nails Bernie with a stiff right to the solar plexus.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bernie hammers Am I Fat? with an illegal rabbit punch! This is unbelievable!
+Am I Fat? whacks Bernie with a barrage of shots to the eye. Bernie is hurt!
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+Am I Fat? hammers Bernie with a series of punches to the eye.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bernie 2016 landed 7 of 25 punches, and Am I fat? landed 43 of 43 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 20-18


Bernie doesn't want to stop fighting!

Am I Fat? doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Am I Fat? attacks with a barrage of mean punches to the head.
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+Bernie scores with Am I Fat? with an elbow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
+Bernie clocks Am I Fat? with a barrage of wild shots to the chin!! Am I Fat? shakes his head to clear it.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? jars Bernie with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw. Bernie grimaces in pain.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? attacks with a hard jab to the temple.
+Am I Fat? hits Bernie with a roundhouse to the head.
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+Am I Fat? lands a barrage of punches to the jaw!!
-Bernie tries to land a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Am I Fat? escapes.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? stuns Bernie with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Am I Fat? hits Bernie with a powerful jab to the chin.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie launches a right uppercut to the temple, but Am I Fat? escapes.
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-Bernie lunges with a volley of right blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Am I Fat? hits Bernie with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bernie 2016 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Am I fat? landed 46 of 48 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 30-27


Bernie doesn't want to stop fighting!

Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? lands a quick left to the head!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? clocks Bernie with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest!
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-Bernie fires a right roundhouse to the face, but misses completely.
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+Bernie lands Am I Fat? with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? lands a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bernie throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Am I Fat? fires a series of off balance punches to the jaw. Bernie falls against the ropes!
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-Bernie tries to land a flurry of blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Am I Fat? solidly lands a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Bernie whacks Am I Fat? with a series of light punches to the jaw.
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+Am I Fat? takes charge with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bernie 2016 landed 7 of 24 punches, and Am I fat? landed 37 of 38 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 40-36


Bernie doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bernie attacks with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie throws a series of punches to the eye, but Am I Fat? hides behind his gloves.
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-Bernie attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? fires a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Bernie launches a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bernie 2016 landed 4 of 24 punches, and Am I fat? landed 8 of 8 punches.

Bernie 2016 won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 49-46


Bernie doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Am I Fat? drills Bernie with a barrage of punches to the face!
+Am I Fat? hits Bernie with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Am I Fat? backs up Bernie with a volley of vicious punches to the chin!
+Am I Fat? smashes Bernie with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? stuns Bernie with a pair of punches to the head.
+Bernie fires a mean roundhouse to the head.
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-Bernie throws a series of shots to the head, but falls short.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? jars Bernie with a pair of stiff shots to the face.
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+Am I Fat? smacks Bernie with a series of commanding punches to the chest. Bernie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Am I Fat? tags Bernie with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw. Bernie seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bernie 2016 landed 7 of 25 punches, and Am I fat? landed 40 of 40 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 59-55


Bernie doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bernie probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie paws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? fires a barrage of blows to the temple.
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+Bernie scores with a loud cross to the head. Am I Fat? retreats to the far corner.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bernie 2016 landed 5 of 25 punches, and Am I fat? landed 7 of 8 punches.

Bernie 2016 won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 68-65


Bernie doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Am I Fat? pummels Bernie with a flurry of punches to the face!!
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+Am I Fat? annoys Bernie with a barrage of strong shots to the chin!!
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-Bernie probes with a series of shots to the nose, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
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+Am I Fat? staggers Bernie with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Bernie probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Am I Fat? blocks.
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+Am I Fat? rocks Bernie with a roundhouse to the eye. Bernie ignores it.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? smacks Bernie with a barrage of off balance punches to the head. Bernie gets mad!
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-Bernie tries a left jab to the face, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bernie shakes Am I Fat? with a heavy cross to the chin. Am I Fat? beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bernie 2016 landed 8 of 26 punches, and Am I fat? landed 23 of 32 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 78-74


Bernie doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Bernie lunges with a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Am I Fat? takes it in the forearms.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bernie probes with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Bernie pummels Am I Fat? with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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-Bernie attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? annoys Bernie with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Am I Fat? annoys Bernie with a hard sweeping right to the jaw.
+Am I Fat? pummels Bernie with a barrage of punches to the face. Bernie ignores it.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bernie 2016 landed 7 of 24 punches, and Am I fat? landed 24 of 32 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 88-83


Bernie doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bernie fires a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Am I Fat? covers himself well.
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+Bernie grazes Am I Fat? with a barrage of nasty shots to the eye.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie attempts a barrage of shots to the temple, but Am I Fat? ties him up.
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+Am I Fat? punches Bernie with a pair of punches to the head.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? takes charge with a flurry of furious punches to the nose!
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Am I Fat? whacks Bernie with a nasty jab to the mouth. Bernie quickly recovers.
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-Bernie charges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Am I Fat? hides behind his gloves.
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-Am I Fat? fires a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Bernie hides behind his gloves.
+Am I Fat? jolts Bernie with a series of blows to the mouth.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bernie 2016 landed 7 of 24 punches, and Am I fat? landed 23 of 31 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 98-92


Bernie doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bernie attempts a volley of shots to the nose, but Am I Fat? deftly avoits it.
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+Bernie tags Am I Fat? with a series of blows to the nose!
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Am I Fat? hits with a flurry of painful punches to the face.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bernie attacks with a right hook to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Am I Fat? hurts Bernie with a series of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Am I Fat? strikes with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie throws a barrage of shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-Bernie attempts a barrage of blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Am I Fat? throws a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bernie 2016 landed 6 of 25 punches, and Am I fat? landed 22 of 30 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 108-101


Bernie doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Bernie clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Am I Fat? is using the ring. (using the ring)

Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.

Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bernie probes with a volley of right punches to the face, but misses.
+Am I Fat? backs up Bernie with a jab to the temple.
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+Am I Fat? scores with a series of commanding punches to the face!
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-Bernie throws a pair of shots to the face, but Am I Fat? steps aside.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Am I Fat? fires a series of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Am I Fat? punches Bernie with a loud sweeping right to the chin. Bernie hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie lashes out with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Am I Fat? backs out of it.
Am I Fat? tries to attack, but Bernie hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bernie charges with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Am I Fat? takes it in the forearms.
+Bernie attacks with a volley of light shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bernie 2016 landed 7 of 23 punches, and Am I fat? landed 21 of 32 punches.

Am I fat? won the round 10-9

Am I fat? is winning the fight 118-110


Bernie doesn't even want to rest!

Am I Fat? is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9

Total Score: Am I fat? 118-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9

Total Score: Am I fat? 118-110


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 2: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 3: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 4: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 5: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 6: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 7: Bernie 2016 10-9
Round 8: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 9: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 10: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 11: Am I fat? 10-9
Round 12: Am I fat? 10-9

Total Score: Am I fat? 118-110

Am I fat? wins by decision!