Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" defeated David Funk by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-109, 120-109.Match Thursday, November 02, 2017In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 148 pounds (67 kilograms) is David Funk!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom"!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
David covers up.
Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a flurry of blows to the face, but goes wide.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+David hurts Sarah Soccer Mom with a off balance straight right to the face.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a volley of right shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a barrage of shots to the face, but David quickly backs away.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a hook to the mouth, but David blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 3 of 34 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 10-9
David doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
David covers up.
Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+David hits with a hook to the eye.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a hook to the stomach, but David covers himself well.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a pair of left shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a barrage of shots to the chest, but misses.
-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a volley of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a pair of right shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 31 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 20-18
David doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
David covers up.
Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a pair of right blows to the chest, but falls short.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but David blocks.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
David Funk landed 7 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 30 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 30-27
David doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sarah Soccer Mom doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
David covers up.
Sarah Soccer Mom clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but David blocks.
+David punches Sarah Soccer Mom with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lashes out with a right uppercut to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a right to the chest, but David covers himself well.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a series of punches to the chest, but David takes it in the forearms.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but David deftly avoits it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but David beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a pair of right blows to the chest, but David ties him up.
BELL
According to the commentator:
David Funk landed 7 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 2 of 36 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 40-36
David doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
David covers up.
Sarah Soccer Mom grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a series of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a right straight right to the chest, but falls short.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but David ducks just in time.
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+David whacks Sarah Soccer Mom with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
David Funk landed 7 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 1 of 25 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 50-45
David doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
David covers up.
Sarah Soccer Mom grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a cross to the jaw, but only hits air.
+David tattoos Sarah Soccer Mom with a powerful right to the stomach.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a right uppercut to the nose, but David stays away from it.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but David steps aside.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a right uppercut to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 1 of 24 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 60-54
David doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
David covers up.
Sarah Soccer Mom grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a series of left blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+David lashes out with a light right to the jaw.
-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a barrage of blows to the temple, but David quickly backs away.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but David hides behind his gloves.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+David lands a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 1 of 24 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 70-63
David doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
David covers up.
Sarah Soccer Mom grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a volley of right shots to the temple, but only hits air.
-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a flurry of shots to the eye, but David deftly avoits it.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
+David hits Sarah Soccer Mom with a volley of shots to the chest.
-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a left right to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a flurry of left blows to the temple, but David narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 1 of 25 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 80-72
David doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.
Sarah Soccer Mom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
David covers up.
Sarah Soccer Mom grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a pair of right blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom lunges with a left to the nose, but misses completely.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+David pops Sarah Soccer Mom with a pair of shots to the temple.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a series of blows to the head, but David blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 1 of 24 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 90-81
David doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.
Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
David covers up.
Sarah Soccer Mom grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+David hurts Sarah Soccer Mom with a nasty roundhouse to the mouth!
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a series of left blows to the eye, but David ducks just in time.
-Sarah Soccer Mom fires a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but David beats a hasty retreat.
David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom launches a flurry of right blows to the chin, but David stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 1 of 23 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 100-90
David doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.
Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
David covers up.
Sarah Soccer Mom grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom paws a pair of shots to the mouth, but David steps aside.
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+David tattoos Sarah Soccer Mom with a pair of nice shots to the chest.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom probes with a left right to the head, but David ties him up.
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+David fires Sarah Soccer Mom with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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David tries to attack, but Sarah Soccer Mom hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a left right to the jaw, but David steps aside.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 1 of 23 punches.
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 110-99
David doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.
Sarah Soccer Mom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
David covers up.
Sarah Soccer Mom is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Sarah Soccer Mom tries to land a barrage of crosses to the temple, but David covers himself well.
-Sarah Soccer Mom tries a volley of roundhouses to the head, but falls short.
+David smashes Sarah Soccer Mom with a sweeping right to the chest.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but David covers himself well.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a volley of hooks to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a pair of left roundhouses to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom throws a pair of right hooks to the chin, but David leaps aside.
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-Sarah Soccer Mom attacks with a series of blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
David Funk landed 8 of 8 punches, and Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" landed 3 of 42 punches.
David Funk won the round 10-9
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" is winning the fight 119-109
David doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.
Sarah Soccer Mom is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 12: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 120-109
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 2: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 3: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 4: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 5: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 6: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 7: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 8: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 9: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 10: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 11: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" 120-109
Innocent Bystander "Sarah Soccer Mom" wins by decision!
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